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Thanks. What is it?
I'm just gonna get my purse.
Sure.
A few moments later, emboldened by our conversation...
You mean you just call this guy up when you're, you know, horny?
Yeah, I know.
Next time I meet a handsome, rich, emotionally unavailable 43-year-old man...
. .
Three months before that, it was a dental hygienist named Tiffany.
...you might want to meet for a drink after work.
Excuse me, "fuck buddy"?
And you guys all have one?
Sure put a cherry on my sundae.
Let me get the check.
...it takes a more delicate palate than mine to detect it.
I can't deal with the raw stuff.
Every night, like clockwork, right after the end of the 11:00 news...
In math, randomness is considered a pattern
...ever since you tossed me out Iike bad milk.
Do you want to have dinner Friday night?
Very good.
Cool. I see.
A frequent guest on MSBNC, Kevin was not just argumentative...
Eric, what are you doing here?
I don't think so.
Do you want a glass of wine first, or....
It's not Iike we've got anywhere else to go.
-This is Kevin. -Nice to meet you.
I'm trying to get some sleep.
A casual meal with Eric from yoga...
...restless.