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Like diamonds.
No, Lois.
Peter, I don't care what anyone else thinks. All that matters is that I love you.
Dad, you never did tell us how you got our house back.
Nate!
Look inside yourself.
We'll start the bidding at $140,000.
Could that be Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad?
Holy crap! You sweet old broad, I love you!
...who would make all your dreams come true.
...51 years before he was born.
You two, fight to the death!
"Tonight I sleep alone
So the guy takes the dog into the vet.
freakin’ sweet
A guy's on his boat, in the middle of the ocean...
Now the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake.
Face it, Peter. You have a knack for saying the wrong thing.
That's why we got that Steven Hawking guy.
Can I see that pamphlet, sir?
...by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
It's too late. Our stuff is packed.
It would look smashing in Lois's crapper. I mean "crapier".
I hope he didn't change his mind.
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Everything say oh toodles oh toodles No let's watch The Incredibles 2004
Aunt Marguerite, have you seen my towel?
Peter, that rat gets bigger every time you tell this story.
PETER, YOU DON'T HAVE 100 MILLION DOLLARS
PETER, YOU DON'T HAVE 100 MILLION DOLLARS
Filled with beautiful people. And I'm gonna bag me a rich one.
"Hundred bucks, Blake is gay
Marguerite is a shining example of how people with a lot of money...
So you see, Chubby Franklin lived across the street.
After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in...