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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
"Now we've got 30 rooms
"Prepare to suck that golden teat
Welcome to the Historical Society Auction.
We've got a long road ahead. But I've worked miracles before.
That's "Pewterschmidt"!
I’ve colorized the MOON.
Whoops.
Could this be the secret PNC Underground Railroad
So, I guess, technically, that makes you available.
Sure thing, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
Come here, you!
...may she rest in peace.
Come on, Lois, you'll love living in Newport.
Easy!
"My God, this house is freakin' sweet
$170,000.
Got it.
Honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff.
Oh, what a coincidence. I've got one.
...and he sees a little black dog.
...with a belly that protrudes halfway to bloody Boston!
Now you try.
Indeed.
I've seen enough.
- $180,000. - $190,000.
Do you swear to tell the whole truth...
It doesn't matter, dear. You're rich now.
My God, this house is freakin’ sweet
Thanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back and I learned a valuable lesson.
"We'd take a bullet just for you"
That's not true! That's impossible.
"I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch
Lighten up, toots. It's a party.
Now, would that be cash or check?
The freakin' vet tells him, get this, "It's not a dog. It's a rat."
Wait!