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Barkeep, it's like the damn Sahara over here!
A week! No. Please, God, kill me now.
Isn't she a bit of terrific?
I got news for them. I'm as elegant as anyone in this room.
What did we get? Come on, big money! No whammy! Stop!
What are you doing with my Star Wars glass?
Here, go buy yourself some more money
What can I get you, sir?
Welcome!
This is the smartest show on TV.
It is! Go, Freedom Train!
Peter was supposed to meet us here an hour ago.
$160,000.
Sweet Mary, mother of God! Jackpot!
You must join us tomorrow for a game of baccarat.
NO O O O O THE VAGINAS ARE GONE NO O O O O WHY DOSE GOD PUNISH ME LIKE THIS
That's why I'm giving you my summer home in Newport.
Across the hall from the library we have the billiard room.
Right.
If I ever go back to Quahog, it'll be just so I can poke poor people with a stick!
We have 10 varieties of single malt scotch and a wine cellar with over 10,000 bottles.
I told this blonde inside I got a 500SL. Can you help me out?
Lord Peter Lowenbrau Griffin the First.
Wow, perfect. My work is done.
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
Kids, keep it down.
Like the time my buddy's sister's boss was drinking with a hooker in a Vegas bar.