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Helga,
If the ruddy Krauts don't see a mob outside,
He was sleeping, Colonel.
No one's going to believe
Look closer, Kommandant.
( kick at door )
Somebody talked. Who?
They're diabolical!
You got a light?
This man's got to be out of here in two hours
we're strictly parasitic here.
The artichokes are not haute cuisine.
Ah. Swell.
You know, that's true.
KLINK: Report!
But she's Klink's secretary!
Schultz, don't be a bookkeeper.
Report!
under my uniform.
in and out past the guards?
Sechs!
Major Campbell?
That was ugly, sir.
over last night's attempted escape, huh?
about Major Campbell and the WAC Captain?
Oh, I have not had nylons in months.
Your leniency is a legend in our time.
but I have to go call the submarine.
The attempts persist.