Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Schultz, don't be a bookkeeper.
You know, that's true.
over last night's attempted escape, huh?
Major Campbell?
Look closer, Kommandant.
But she's Klink's secretary!
Somebody talked. Who?
under my uniform.
Helga,
He was sleeping, Colonel.
in and out past the guards?
The artichokes are not haute cuisine.
They're diabolical!
Report!
Oh, I have not had nylons in months.
Your leniency is a legend in our time.
That was ugly, sir.
You got a light?
If the ruddy Krauts don't see a mob outside,
The attempts persist.
Ah. Swell.
about Major Campbell and the WAC Captain?
KLINK: Report!
we're strictly parasitic here.
No one's going to believe
( kick at door )
This man's got to be out of here in two hours
Sechs!
but I have to go call the submarine.