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Oh, I can explain everything, my darling.
From godalming here to java here.
That ron will break the world record
dear old codgers
Stirred the hearts and minds of englishmen of all nations.
And the aptitude tests that you took last week
This is fun, isn't it?
And ask to see the chief librarian
For our policy of employing
Roger thompson, maurice zatapathique.
Goodness me, mrs. newman's oldest
It's been done before.
And it lights up, saying lion tamer
I'll file his legs down a bit, take his snout off
That he's a gorilla?
Strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on
That the post of librarian carries with it
This really huge talent.
OOH WHAT IS IT, DEAR?
I don't think I can, sir.
That's to the beach at calais?
Hello, sailor.
What's happening, vera?
You don't think it might be better
Thank you, thank you.
But I want you to think of me as an old queen...
A bit of gold paint. make good.
He's had his passport checked and he's all set to go.
About five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about 400 pounds
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
Um, do take a seat.
Well, for a time I ran the upper science library.
Hello, hello, people, and welcome to it's a tree.
Oh, yes, that is correct, yes.
Here, you wouldn't have got on one of our voyages.
Who wants to become a lion tamer
Well, what is it, dear?
What else did it say?
And he's off on the first-ever cross-channel jump.
Well, um...
It's from the bbc.
p.s.-- support rhodesia, cut motor taxes
I would like to be paid five guineas
I see.
Get out, mr. librarian phipps
But on the other hand, is it what the public wants?
YES
Lovely weather
It's no good you coming in.
Or banking, banking, yes, banking.
Oh!
Fine, fine.
That I think is very much more up his street.
for my television license when I can buy one for six?