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This is Hector. Say hello, baby.
Finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker.
Listen to me. That last run you went on,
after the fire in his wire room.
One hand washes the other.
You're cool as a cucumber.
- my dad. - Hi.
And he put a lot of money in my pocket.
I don't know if it's okay but fuck him and what he don't know, you know?
this very hot,
two of you together could be enabling. Bad habits shared.
I don't give a fuck.
Splice HR department be like:
Visitor for Mr. Soprano.
Tony, hey. Season's greetings.
The fuck with your whining tonight?
"Morning Sunshine," Benjamin Moore.
Honestly I would but...
There's you and... Gloria
You know her?
You don't show any, sir.
Ooh.
Well you just had a checkup, Phil.
and I'm not sure what happened
I would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute.
I gotta try and take a shit
Happy holidays.
I fucked a girl wearing a Santa Hat once, but it was too distracting. I kept losing my hard-on!
I'm glad... or sorry I guess.
and they tracked him down to a watering station in the Mojave Desert.
Jesus! Ebenezer Scrooge over here.
It's okay. I got him.
So was the Hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too.
- You serious about this? - Oh, you never do shit like that?
Wipe the slate clean.
Do it today. For all our sake’s
"Your Brother Billy whaddeva happend dere"
You're right.
Gotta see my chiropodist.
Not easy.
Charlie Kirk, whatever happened there…
You got a husband that loves you.
My point is we don't know if Tony was behind this.
You want a snack? A soda?
Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right?
I mean it could've been worse, given my history.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY
This is fuckin' ridiculous. You're not goin' noplace.