Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you don't do it, I will.
Mushroom.
...which is funny because that wasn't even my major.
You can go out with a creep any night of the year.
We can't do that.
And yet it did.
[PAGER BEEPS]
There's Lorraine.
Okay, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous...
How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?
Janice is gonna go away now.
Uh, we might be leaving now.
And, uh, then I'm here talking to you, and it's easy and it's fun.
- Hey, Janice. - Hi, Monica.
...we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Valentine's, who asked who into whose bed?
Pathetic mess. I know, but...
Remember the guy that used to cry every time we had sex?
Oh, no. You said they could shoot the spot without you.