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that it will never, ever happen again.
- What's wrong with him? - I've never had lunch with him in 20 years
and we went horseback riding,
- Right. - I've had it, like, three times.
but I could talk to the designer about throwing it in.
( chatter )
I got him truffle oil as a gift.
( stutters ) I don't know.
Who would've told you that?
of the most pretentious man in the world?
Right, the head count.
Can I stop you right there for a second?
- You told Cheryl. - Yeah, I told her you-- you love truffles, yeah.
- That was the issue. - What's interesting to me
May I be honest with you?
It's unbelievable.
It should be ironclad.
- Really? - Yeah.
and so far, so good.
Larry: Dr. Templeton!
How do you know it's truffle season?
You're running with the bulls.
and let's just say it stayed open a little longer for me.
- Cheryl. - Hey.
- He got mixed up with a prostitute. - Prostitute, right.
( loudly ) No, I will not and cannot tell you
All we gotta do is fix these chairs.
You didn't ask me to save you a seat.
- Hmm. - Now, if you'll excuse me,
- ( door closes ) - Oh, dear God.
It'll be-- it'll be okay with me.
- Respect the reserved sign. - This is the worst seat in the whole house.
Well, do you know who that woman is?
- She wants to please you. - Yeah.
Well, I can only surmise
- All right. - All right, Larry.
- ( sobbing loudly ) - Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on.
That presumes a mistake was made initially.
And I count-- I keep counting them up,
Shalom and welcome to the celebration of life
Get the fuck out. You heard him.
You see? Everything's working.
and I'm looking forward to seeing you again next week.
We should respect Lionel and his process and--
I've never really come across this problem before.