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- Did you get here early enough? - I got here when I got here.
( music playing )
in a country that has small penises.
Uh, Larry told me.
- Oh, we wouldn't miss it. - I appreciate it.
You don't save seats?
That's a possibility.
I've seen every house that's for sale in Brentwood,
- Lionel? - Dr. Templeton.
- Yeah. - He died.
She is not only a good-looking woman,
And by the way, you really got me in a lot of trouble...
I think you unzip,
Ooh, it's kind of pricey. ( chuckles )
- Jeff: Mm-hmm. - Ted: Followed her to Europe.
( loudly ) I can't say who told me about Barneys Warehouse sale.
Hey. Listen, I-- I happened to overhear that conversation,
- I'm not asking for a big hello, Cheryl. - A young man died
( scoffs )
but, still, I can congratulate you.
listening in to our conversation?
- Between you and me? - Don't you think that I do
He was a very happy young man.
It must be a little awkward. You know I see it.
There's no such thing as patient-doctor confidentiality.
You ever had a pair of pants like that
Well, that's not so shocking.
Well, I'm gonna go out looking for houses,
for him to give you a big hello at a funeral.
Larry didn't tell you about Barneys Warehouse.
We care about what they look like.
That I cannot say!
Larry: What happened to the seat?
Fatwa! He's got a gun!
Yeah, because I wanted to beat you to the good seat,
Barneys having a warehouse sale?
- Hey. - Hey!
Just a great energy in here overall.
I already ordered something
- Yeah? - This slims you.
And I'm not gonna unbutton and have them drop on the floor.
I was surprising you by buying a house.
and I'm really proud of it.
Marty, I'm so sorry about Kenny.
- Honestly. It's too much. - It's shocking.
We begin today with the traditional memorial prayer,
So, you're not gonna let me sit there?
beautiful virgins, my God--
Thank you for the surprise and I'm sorry to ruin,
Oh, yeah, 'cause he takes the good seat, yeah.