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You'll get a disease or something.
( Ted shouting )
Larry: There's not enough room to get my hand in there to get the penis out.
and they have a short fly.
- Man: Come on. - Man #2: Hurry up!
I've had this for decades.
That's great.
There's been a breach of the patient-doctor confidentiality.
The fuck do you know from
You know what?
and the striking difference between the two,
- Yeah! - Yeah. That might work.
Chef's kitchen, you got silent dishwashers.
- Shut up. - Okay, okay.
- Keep up the good work. - Thank you.
- Marty: Hey. - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Well, if you change your mind, Lionel, you'll let me know.
Always. That was my seat! You took it again!
'cause you always have to get the good seat.
- Uh-huh. Yeah. - Yeah.
So, why can Cheryl meet her and not me?
Do you know how I know that?
I can't hear a thing.
- What, this? - Yes.
- You working here? - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Oh, ho, ho!
- Jeff: You close the deal! - Make me an offer!
- Both: She's very sharp. - I need to up my game.
- Why? What? - What are you doing,
nothing should leave this circle.
Because you told him that I said
We even had sex in a house that was in escrow.
- Was that a funeral hello? - Well, very observant.
Oh, yes. Cheryl and Mrs. Templeton are quite friendly.
Well, remember-- remember when we were dating
I will call you first if I ever decide to go chair shopping.
Jeff: Yeah, but she's not a prostitute.
- Ah! - Thank you very much.
Yeah, yeah, I saw her earlier.
- I could show you. - I mean, you're a nice man,