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You left the door unlocked again?
You wanna explain yourself?
Martin Funkhouser, who would like to say a few words.
have you ever noticed the disparity in these two chairs?
just be kind of aware of the chairs
Small favor. Could you drop a book off for me?
Are you expecting me to pay for this chair?
- So sorry to hear about Kenny. - Thank you, thank you.
Hey, Cheryl, um, let me ask you a question.
You have the comfortable chair.
- Great. ( scoffs ) - Martin, please?
I say trick him the next time in terms of what time lunch is.
- a big night for me. - Anyway, congratulations.
My friend told me the same thing.
my wife and I go out every single night to a different restaurant
Ho, ho! Look at that!
- Oh, my God. - ...I had some cookies, took a nap.
Don't stickle.
to go chair shopping with you?
of Kenny Funkhouser.
in the seat that's closest to the door.
- You threw it on the floor? - Fuck the reserved sign.
This is your own little sanctuary.
Front door was unlocked.
- Kenny is with us. - ( sniffling )
That doesn't mean anything. We'll get new silverware.
- Yeah, well, she's a he now, so. - Yeah, he.
Oh, dear.
This is a day of celebrating Kenny's life.
What's Dr. Templeton doing here?
I just go, "You know what? This house doesn't appeal to me.
It's tough for you to have to look at that watch, isn't it?
How the fuck did you know about Barneys Warehouse sale?
You have taken the good chair.
Hey.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm not-- I'm not mad at you at all.
It looks like the Little Drummer Boy's funeral.