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- Kenny is with us. - ( sniffling )
in the seat that's closest to the door.
my wife and I go out every single night to a different restaurant
Oh, no, no, no, I'm not-- I'm not mad at you at all.
Hey, Cheryl, um, let me ask you a question.
You left the door unlocked again?
- a big night for me. - Anyway, congratulations.
Front door was unlocked.
Martin Funkhouser, who would like to say a few words.
Ho, ho! Look at that!
You wanna explain yourself?
It looks like the Little Drummer Boy's funeral.
just be kind of aware of the chairs
Small favor. Could you drop a book off for me?
This is your own little sanctuary.
- Yeah, well, she's a he now, so. - Yeah, he.
- Oh, my God. - ...I had some cookies, took a nap.
What's Dr. Templeton doing here?
This is a day of celebrating Kenny's life.
I say trick him the next time in terms of what time lunch is.
That doesn't mean anything. We'll get new silverware.
My friend told me the same thing.
- So sorry to hear about Kenny. - Thank you, thank you.
I just go, "You know what? This house doesn't appeal to me.
Don't stickle.
- Great. ( scoffs ) - Martin, please?
- You threw it on the floor? - Fuck the reserved sign.
of Kenny Funkhouser.
It's tough for you to have to look at that watch, isn't it?
How the fuck did you know about Barneys Warehouse sale?
to go chair shopping with you?
have you ever noticed the disparity in these two chairs?
You have taken the good chair.
Hey.
You have the comfortable chair.
Are you expecting me to pay for this chair?
Oh, dear.