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I know you see it. I'm not trying to sneak it.
Dr. Templeton told me.
I would date a garbage woman.
I'm in this room and there's all these virgins--
The manufacturer, he makes jeans
And, well, I'll see you next week.
which there's really no such thing.
- Okay, thank you. - Enjoy.
- But I was having sex with her. - But you weren't paying her for it.
Why don't you put a clock behind me
All right, maybe I'll check it out.
( grunting )
It's a memorial and that's not part of it.
or if he's angry with me
I have considered it, yes, and I am declining it.
No, the furniture is staged,
What-- what do you think about that?
I think I want a portrait by Richard Lewis.
- We share it with all who ever lived. - Is this taken?
to refer to me as Dr. Templeton?
Soon? A day, two days, four days?
I've never seen a garbage woman.
Sorry.
- Excellent. - Thank you.
- Yeah. - Okay, get there early.
- The tiddlywink-- - Tiddlywink!
Do me a favor and beat it, will ya?
Are you vying for the title
So these pants fit the penis from whence they came.
That's just such nonsense.
I don't care what she does. All men are like that.
You writing down "breakthrough" is just a waste of everybody's time.
- It's shocking. - Ted: He got trampled to death.
Go cry outside, for God's sake.
Are you expecting more or less?
- Yes! - And if I want another date,
when I said hello to you earlier,
- I-- - Where'd you get that? Barneys, you said?
No, I'm just gonna show up a half hour earlier.
It's the worst thing that's happened to me in my life.
Okay? Thank you, Larry.
a variety of long-fly slacks.
Let's be upbeat, because that's what Kenny would've wanted.
- ( music playing ) - ( chatter )
Get him outta there!
- But, okay. - Nevertheless, it is-- it is over,
Yeah, usually, you don't have to impress a prostitute.
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...
Fuck, yeah, I was.
This weekend and all through next week
Sometimes I'll start over-- one, two, three, four...
- and they all wanna have sex with me. - Wow.
I sit on the fucking toilet,
And someday, we'll see him again.
Oh, there's two and there's another two.
- That's unbelievable. - Unbelievable.
She's excited to be with me. She wants to please me.
And-- can I have your arms for a second?
You could entertain for 100 people here