Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And you should probably get a new picture for your ad.
Oh, I do and I will,
Actually, I won't waste your time.
Now that Dana and I broke up,
(WHISPERS) Magic.
Look, you're gonna prepare for that test.
Even better.
Sociable.
Why can't you just do things like a normal person?
That's how little I care.
¶ Got a hold on you, I got a hold on you
Trust me, there's one thing I know about women.
ADULT ADAM: And then reality hit me.
There's no way a human being could actually accomplish
That is normal. It's a part of the trick.
You look injured. My spine hurts a little.
I've never met anyone who thinks the way you do.
(BOTH CHUCKLE) Good stuff.
Oh!
Isn't it awesome? Magic's my big hook!
Your whole damn future depends on it.
(EXCLAIMS) So, can I get the good tricks?
You made the girl completely disappear.
Okay, don't (BLEEP) with me here.
Can you walk somewhere else?
Look, I speak for all of the JTP...
Go back, David! It's not worth it!
Ta-da!
and I was hoping my grand illusion
Oh, balls!
And for my next trick,
(MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)
All I have are dreams 'cause I suck at real life,
Mom! You got my good tricks back.
You know what else got shut down?
I... Oh, wow, yes. Me him paper.
Watch and learn.
Just gonna sit like this all day?
a.k.a. success-kimo,
I did every practice exam in the whole book.
but how does he do it?
(BOOING CONTINUES)
Yep. So happy I didn't cancel at the last minute.