Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(THUD) Ow! Damn it!
¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say
Well, for starters, they don't have wonky voices,
I was entering a magical world...
Um, to, like, get into college and get jobs and stuff.
but you know what?
What's wrong with them?
Moron! (CLEARS THROAT)
You'll pull it off for sure.
You can't let him go through with this.
Well, that's actually you.
I shall traverse through solid matter
it makes the first breakup that much more painful.
¶ There's magic in your eyes
If there's one thing the Amazing Adam's taught me,
Sorry, bro. PSAT study group ran late.
See, I was sitting here watching MacGyver,
Truth is, the reason why I did this is to impress a girl.
See ya in the morning, knowledge.
Schmoo.
ADULT ADAM: While my mom was realizing the effects of destroying my show,
You may have wondered why I gathered you all here today.
BEVERLY: Ooh! It's on. It's on.
Suck it.
'Cause I stole it from the food mart
Barry, you're not gonna... No, I am!
To be like Greg.
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Copperfield must be beside themselves!
That's just a backpack you're wearing wrong.
No! I'm not even gonna take the stupid PSAT or the real one.
No. Watch and learn.
a boy's got to become a man.
ADULT ADAM: It wasn't just the trick that impressed me.
(CHUCKLES) I do.
He's literally walking into walls.
ADULT ADAM: Finding a new Dana was gonna be tough,
Oh, no! 1,280?
that perhaps you should get serious, too?
I'm the Amazing Adam.
(SIGHS) I know I kind of freaked out.