Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And that wouldn't be fair to you or the baby.

Barney Stinson. Hi. Okay. Got it.

And I got a penthouse overlooking Central Park made of gold.

This is why I called you guys both over here.

Maybe it's a false alarm. Maybe she's not pregnant.

- Oh, let's rob a liquor store! - Lily, we're not going anywhere, okay?

and "Make him shut up" really doesn't count as conversation.

But you're not like that, Lily. You love kids and they love you.

And when you're done shaking off at the urinal,

There's my little peanut.

"Your Porsche Carrera rules the freeway. Here's wishing you an all-night three-way.

- Marshall, great news! I'm not a father! - Congratulations, buddy.

Not a euphemism. Look, I...

We made all of these arguments, and a sock is what makes your decision for you?

God, it's me, Barney. What up?

you get a Thai you'd actually wear. Wordplay five!

Great, we'll be in touch.

Remember that time you met my cousin and her kid?

Look, I love you. And I absolutely want to have kids someday.

- Fallen in? - Or Lily put it in there as a joke.

Like the other day, while Marshall was playing with baby Jeremy,