Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, can you circle the block a couple of times

- What? - Are Marshall and I ready to have a baby?

Yeah, why not? Everyone else gets a day. Mothers, fathers, Bastilles.

Hey, I have a spare bedroom.

No hints. No hints.

Baby me. I am ready. Hey, look.

Marshall's really excited.

"World's Greatest Not a Dad" mugs.

I just... I want to be ready for it.

Oh, there is so much to teach you all.

It appears to be some sort of Asian hooker.

What does Marshall think?

Sorry, I'm rambling. I haven't gotten laid in seven months.

I was talking to Jeremy's mom.

I'm having a baby.

Hi, I'm Lori. I'll be your waitress this evening.

"But we'll get together then, Son

No, you smell chocolate chip "I'm sorry I was such a drunk idiot" pancakes.

Hi, Lori, I'm Ted. I'll be your customer this evening.

Marshall, Not a Father's Day is a hit!

Yes. Because on Not a Father's Day,

- What is it, Eriksen? - Nothing.

There's "Who's Not Your Daddy?" T-shirts.

about me shooting beer cans on the roof.

I mean, he's a pot dealer, but he's a very involved parent.

- Really? - Yeah.