Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if you would all please open to page five of your merger documents.

Your phone rang. I answered it. I hope you don't mind.

- Just dinner. That's it. Nothing else. - ROBIN: Fine.

Marshall and I made this big decision to have dinner.

We're going dancing! We're gonna party all night long!

OLDER TED: And that thing happened to be unemployed and sleeping on their couch.

- Wait, what would that even mean? - I don't know, hot buns, spicy pork?

In fact, I hated them almost as much as I hated Robin when I first met her.

Thanks, Ted. I already have some leads, so it'll be one week, two weeks tops.

I'm cooking Marshall a special dinner.

I'm going to be as strung out as Charlotte. Worse actually.

- And that's why kids suck. - Wow, it is a good thing we broke up.

Would you excuse me just for a little, brief second?

And I thought I was ready to have dinner.

- You're basically a dad already. - You're a total dad.

- You hated me? - A lot.