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Awesome. But, God,
- I am not. - Yeah?
- It's huge. - You know what else is huge?
Wait, I'm not crying, am I? I usually am. I don't mean to complain. Now I feel bad!
Hey, Lori, before you go, tell me,
They realized if they were going to start a family, they had to plan ahead.
- What are you talking about? - Ted, think about it.
(SCOFFING) I can't believe we lost her.
But then he called and canceled, and it got me thinking.
I'm psycho? Any time you even hear the word "kids,"
They just sit there with their stupid bottles.
Oh, you didn't hear? I'm the lead anchor on CNN.
- It's breakfast time in China. - Yeah, it is.
- I know you're gonna be amazing. - You, too.