Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eriksen, meeting in five minutes.
Oh. Check out the greeting cards.
at least hide it somewhere it won't accidentally get pressed.
From now on, today will be known as "Not a Father's Day."
Is there any "Wish I hadn't puked on your shirt" bacon?
No. The meeting with Mr. Li. Tonight.
What about those girls over there? They're hot.
(WEAK APPLAUSE)
I just started freaking out about whether we're ready to be parents.
Barney, they're hot.
Counselors, opening statements.
She is one of us
Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than 110 percent.
What?
Ooh! Hang on, bro. Go for Barney.
but you're totally a dorky dad.
Why don't you stay with me while you look for a place?
if you could get me out of this,
Take a good look at each one of those guys, individually.
moved in with me.
That bitch be drunk.
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Okay, I took it.
Oh! There's my little peanut! I love you so much!
OLDER TED: Yes, Marshall and Lily were coming down with baby fever.
Great.
Grad school, teaching art at the college level?
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
Maybe someday. When I'm, like, 70. Science will catch up.
We're teleconferencing with the Chinese. I'm counting on you, kid.