Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Enjoy her, Ted. She's in a real good place right now.

Me, too. And whenever we are ready,

I never knew I could love something this much.

So, Robin, would you mind crashing at Ted's tomorrow night?

- They're not hot. - Are you kidding?

I'm bored. Let's go dancing.

I think that you'll...

So, Robin, how's the job and apartment search going?

Yes, I'm loveable, pretty and wise, but is it enough?

"I know we'll have a good time then"

OLDER TED: That night they sat down to have a serious,

- Your only hope is to go negative. - Okay.

Welcome to our fraternity of non-paternity.

I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.

Laraby and Finklestein are helping me celebrate. Check it.

practical discussion about having kids.

And there's macaroni glued on the frame. Guys, I love it.

Shut Up You Corny Pygmy Punk! No You Shut Up You Cigar Smoking Scotch Drinking K Y Jelly Packing Trout Mouth Ass Dicktease!

there's a little blue Barney going like this.

I'm gonna look for Lily in the bathroom.

Man! Shredded tweet.

of our two companies, and it looks very naked.

Yeah, she really is.

Are you ready to put your own dreams on the back burner?

"...vow to always choose wet T-shirts over wet diapers."