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Hey, you guys didn't have to... It's a picture of me with no kids.

Are you ready to put your own dreams on the back burner?

But I think he only sees what's cute about having a baby,

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- Not a drop. - Me, neither.

Thank God you're not a mom. You are such an ice queen,

- I don't want to be a dad right now. - What?

Parenthood will come naturally.

And you'd better bring your A-game for Mr. Li.

And don't forget about...

If one of my little Michael Phelpses got loose, he's swimming for the gold.

These geniuses are not childless by choice, my friend.

And that, my friends, is the cheerleader effect.

Look, don't paint me as some sort of a freak

Oh, she is so cute.

Well, now you just sound like the chubby girl on Valentine's Day.

There are plenty of normal people out there who don't want to have kids.

- What? - Yeah. Come on, right now.

maybe you could ask the wizard to give you a heart.

But you took such good care of me, I know you're gonna be a great dad.

Marshall's head. That thing's the size of a late August watermelon.