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I was putting your phone back and I found something in your bag.
I, Johnny Banana.
(EX CLAIMS) Oh, right now? Oh, okay.
This is a nightmare. I don't want kids.
You're just panicking and focusing on the downside.
That's why I'm creating a holiday.
I forgot how totally psycho you are on the kids thing.
Whoa!
- Dinner is a baby! - Lily, that's horrible!
"For everything you do for yourself, for all the Scotch upon your shelf.
I swear I will never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...
I have not talked to another adult in, like, weeks.
You are the perfect woman.
Well, we'll count our overdue bills on his teenie, tiny fingers.
- Hello, Stinson. - Hey, Nolan. How are the kids?
Lily, we can't make this decision for you.
and I'm afraid that if we have a baby now, all the work will fall on me.
So, if we have a baby, do you think you could work fewer hours?