Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Talking baby commercial? - Talking baby commercial.

Scootch over, I TiVo'd The View.

If you don't, you'll always regret it.

I don’t think I like your tone, young lady

Whenever we go somewhere when you're drunk,

"Oh, it hurts my ears. The neighbors called the cops.

Hey, do you want to go have completely protected sex right now?

I have a permit for that. And the other thing was a gift.

Wow. You're creating a holiday?

I'm just getting started at this job, and I'm working such long hours, I mean...

I'm one Scotch and soda away from the cantina scene in Star Wars.

"I," state the fake name you give to women...

- She did it! - Shut up!

But no one ever thinks they're ready. You just have to take the leap.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

the Spice Girls conspiracy. Scary Spice indeed.

- What are you looking at? - I am looking at the future