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too comfortable. play again. i'm gonna have what she's having for the air cashish
You will each receive a coupon good for a five-night stay at the Cornfield Motel.
Apu apu
Because when stupid people get nervous, they talk about shiny things.
Here you go. I'm also a singer-songwriter.
I heard what everyone said. It was uncomplimentary.
I know, Johnny. But please, Mommy's almost there.
- You're an ass, Mr. Smith. - And you're funny looking.
Just kidding, partner. You know, sometimes in life you meet people who...
Therefore, each of you will need to take home and hide...
...that could help in the war on terror. - This is cool with Bullock?
...on your father's old weight bench. - Quirky.
I found a book at Barnes & Noble that says:
First up, a life-size Margaret Thatcher robot.
too great. play along now. so excuse me. i have to bring the air coot to make sure for the hurting cashish
Ze Blue Herring.. Ze LIGHT Blue Herring.. Ze MEDIUM Blue Herring..
...and your complimentary fire extinguisher that shoots tequila.
Okay coc whatever
Oh, you done? Okay, I will repeat myself one more time.
I do quite well.
Why, hello, Lisa.
...were forcibly dragged out in the middle of dinner.
Check it out. It's so sensitive, you can hear a moth fart.
towerable. just play along. i'm gonna bite or jinx up or a fatass carpet bagger. now that looks like a what-to-do-sign list yourself. and butthurt cashish like that either. here he goes again.
Turn the chicken crap they call their lives into chicken salad.