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Ooh. Ahhh. Oh, that's not bad.
but it's 10:30 in the morning.
[Sobs] I'm sorry.
that to ensure the continuation of your noble male lineage...
We wrote songs about her.
## [Upbeat Pop]
Hey. Hey! Wanna come to my house and play telephone?
Last night after admitting defeat, I just let myself go.
Challenge completed!
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
Can somebody please explain to me why the "little girl" act works on men?
Ten-pound?
We should just think of a name that's good for either a girl or a boy.
- Hey. - Hey.
How could you go out on a date with this girl?
When we were dating, I...
She likes "pasghetti"... Spaghetti.
Challenge forfeited. [Sobs]
- Ooh, we're bad. - Baby...
But, dude, you're writing checks my vagina can't cash.
## [Man Vocalizing]
Who's your granddaddy?
Oh! That's so sad.
- Wait. Did you go out with Ted Mosby? - Yes!
[Retches]
Wait. What about Rob?
Ted, of all the women in New York...
Well, whatever you do, do not name your baby Becky. Right?
Who's your Mommy?
I know you think that's a compliment...