Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're the least-needy woman I've ever met.

I mean, no guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky.

Okay, no holds barred. What'd you think of Becky?

First, eat pickled herring.

What's up, Shooter?

You name a chubby white kid LeBron...

When we were dating, did... did I make you feel needed?

Okay. Back to the G-8 conference.

I don't want to think about having a girl.

Not Tara. Tara was the hottest girl in my high school.

Our DVR won't recognize it as a television program.

You're Watching How I Met Your Mother On Netflix

No, um, I'll be... I'll be right back.

[Screams] A spider!

took me to this bar called MacLaren's right underneath his apartment.

Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good...

Becky, we're... we're journalists.

later today a Manhattan architect gets punched in the throat.

Want the long version or the short version?

and you stepped in as the big strong man.

Marshall, your list is entirely boy names.

There's no way a guy could pick up a girl going around talking like a little boy.