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Those crunts are putting six of them through college...
-Why don't you use your kitchen for now? -I know!
Whoo! [chuckles]
[music playing]
Hmm?
Ugh, family!
[Pastry Pete] I made you, and I can ruin you.
♪ Get, get to work ♪
Brilliant! You really know yourself. I long for such clarity!
Have a warm Molting Day!
[gasps]
We've been scone-walled!
Oh, no! That's today!
Oh, uh, no. Remember the last time when you--
-[scoffs] -Goodbye!
-That sounds kinda nice. -We have nothing in common.
It is? Oh, okay.
Hey, you're home.
-See, Bertie? Everything's working out. -Yeah.
but the new me would also say--
♪ I like my future Because it looks so fun to me ♪
Yeah, yeah, bitch! Now we're talking!
You know, Tuca, being up here, looking at all these little boxes,
I'm staying home!
Yeah, but maybe--
Look around and get rid of anything that isn't useful to you.
-Have a warm Molting Day! -You, too!
Ugh.
And if you can't get him, we'll let you grieve for an appropriate amount of time,
Now I get to make the big, weird decisions, okay?