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When I grow up, I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar.
Now, take a seat, junior, and listen to someone...
- But he was our weenie. - Now, there was a weenie...
Not that one. Idiots.
have taught me a thing or two.
- [Yells] - What the-
I'd sure hate to get a dozen crap weeds for Valentine's Day.
Out of your mouth, Ralph. Volunteers.
to share with the people and the town that I love.
That's not a funny story.
I've never been happier or prouder to be Seymour Skinner...
An enjoyment buzzer. [Laughing]
Keith Patterson’s reign of terror is OVER!
After five years in a secret P.O.W. camp...
Yes. I take it gray, with Creamium.
You trying to get yourself killed, Tamzarian?
[Cheering]
And we salute you for it. Don't come back now!
but on Fridays, you come straight home after school!
They're not even wearing a smile.
Seymour, sit!
"The adaptable citizens of Springfield have opened their hearts...
But instead, I'm leaving town forever.
- Oh, no, we won't! - Yes, Mother.
- [Murmuring] - Shh!
[Sighs] I guess me punishing you would be somewhat hypocritical.