Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello, ladies. Is this the line for people who wanna bad-mouth Sergeant Skinner?

I love you, Principal Skinner.

Oh, no, we don't. Judge Snyder.

- [Shouts] - [Tires Screeching]

- [Train Horn Blowing] - But I'm a hero!

Just put an "X," then call yourself whatever the hell you want.

Now, let's clear this up. Who exactly are you?

I am.... An Imposter

effective as of the end of this sentence.

[All] Yes, Mrs. Skinner.

I poached some fish for your trip, Mr. Tamzarian.

"And he survived to make it back to Springfield...

And then we go through your bird book and make up silly captions-

Arert I entitled to a little dignity?

A dagger! A dagger through my heart!

- That man is the real Seymour Skinner. - [Gasping, Murmuring]

Well, that's about it. And so, for the past 26 years...

- Ralph. - Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.

Mother's picture is still inside. Take good care of her.

And no one will ever mention it again...

- It's okay. I can accept that. - [ Stomach Rumbling ]

I gave half my life for you people.

- Here, Son. This is yours again. - Mmm.

[Engine Starts]

You can have some lima beans as soon as you've cleaned your room.