Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I showed her a century's worth

I help people open their minds.

(vampires hissing)

and I realize I'm actually surrounded by chaps.

...mouth-breathing virgin!

-I need... I need a second. -NADJA: Okay.

It-It's like erotica for churchgoers.

When David's being professional But I know he's talking about Andrew

No, actually, I'm a Badabook.

and that medium was called "cinema."

What say we conduct our own orgy upstairs?

-and attach it to the ceiling. -GUILLERMO: "Gizmo,

Who are these people who are always paging?

Oh, and we need an ancient Burmese lingam and yoni set.

So what you're saying is that

They can be made of anything.

that I was a fucking vampire.

...nosebleedy, asthma-suffering,

and it's so bloody boring.

-Laszlo, what is going on? -I'm not coming.

It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people.

The life of the orgy has arrived.

-Chinese jumping vampire. -(Jiang Shi chuckles)

This is exactly what I want to be doing right now.

GUILLERMO: We are still looking for virgins, yes,

So, take care. I'll see you, okay?

with he whose name that we never say the name of?

You think it's all boring?

Have you any idea how difficult it is to make a porno?

Yeah, I thought so.

get the dildos."

And they just tell me "yes," and they don't really listen

And in the morning, you're like,

-of 1937, well... -No, no, no, no, no, no.

I brought my virgin friend into a house full of vampires.

-You mean Mike? -Yes, fucking Mike!

MAN: How do you surprise someone

Now, the first porno film I ever made

of pornos over the years.

I've n-I've never had anyone in here.

Nadja, Laszlo, please.

-Brought my cousin. -Is he a Babadook?

that it was given in the video because there are clearly cuts

NANDOR: Our home has been selected

and, uh, all the vampires' eyes just lit up

There's no recovery from that humiliation.

Yes, we are having a party,

-No, not when I... -Sorry.