Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They just flit around. Shame bats.

Oh, God, they're gonna rip him apart.

-FLAPPER: Zounds! I'm indecent! -(grunting)

but you couldn't?

You wait till my good lady wife sees this.

When David's being professional But I know he's talking about Andrew

That's a lot of porn.

An amazing experience

as stimulating as it is,

-I just feel that sometimes... -Yes, yes.

* Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead *

-Work stuff. It's... My boss just keeps, -I'm so sorry.

-your gamertag? You can tell me. -No, no.

never once realizing

I would kill you, though.

-Jiang Shi! -Nadja!

I seem to have, uh, overfished that...

What am I doing to my ass cheeks?

(sitar music playing)

before I say something I'm gonna regret.

-Oh, no. -Listen, my name is Laszlo,

My codpiece. Bat codpiece.

Who was the guy who spanked us at the track last night? Fucking Mike...

We've been friends, um, since high school.

And absorbent towels. Lots of them.

-It's just... -I don't...

and for our good vampire names to go down in history

Here we have the traditional animal fur laden with rings.

but because they would literally, um, use hot glue.

Because Laszlo will spray all over the carpet.

I mean, how could we see what you were doing

I don't give a fuck His name was AL