HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Starting with mine.
-(exhales) -(grunts)
NADJA: One time they tried going triannual.
-So we need the blood fountain. -Okay, blood fountain.
I don’t give a fuck his name was Joe
I don't know how one would recover.
-And that one thing is love. -(mouthing)
The pornos were superb.
that I looked like a vampire,
LASZLO: Vampire sex is a carnival of desires.
In the late 1800s,
I really have no idea.
I don't give a fuck Her name is Lynx
-the nonstop butt machine? -You know what?!
Is this because I said your porno was terrible?
NANDOR: Mmm.
And then I'd kill myself.
You are, uh, you're licking it...
They've just been asking me to do all kinds of stuff.
Uh, I found it at a Holiday Inn.
-Oh. Yeah. -Yeah.
I cannot even speak the name of the vampire that created that monstrosity! I don’t give a fuck! His name was Mike!
With pale bodies as far as the eye can see.
-WOMAN 1: I heard he's a savior. -WOMAN 2: I heard he's a mutant.
-Good night. -Laszlo, don't you dare go back in there.
He's trying to finish it, Laszlo.
Be-Bop-A-Lube-a, yeah.