Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* You're dead and out of this world *
The cat o' nine tails.
-There you go. -Yeah. (chuckles)
-(groans) -Oh, boy.
*
-Good boy, that's right. -(groaning) -Must be my birthday.
'cause it is slim pickings
(old-timey piano music playing)
surrounded, I think, by women.
than finding out your husband has made porn
your feelings have been hurt.
Well, kinda.
Then the answer's no.
GUILLERMO: Jeremy, you have to leave.
Wait, wait, wait.
-keep shopping... -He is a virgin.
They're gonna tear him apart.
All right there, Constantin?
-Yeah. Yeah. -(Jeremy chuckles)
My darling, I have found something
Jeremy and I go way back.
Yeesh.
VAMPIRE 2: Yes! Vampire Tricked in Steam Room!
-VAMPIRE 5: I think I'm going to take off. -NADJA: N-No, no.
and they are too ashamed
Jeremy's here. He just got here,
It was a lot of just very terrible chitchat.
* You sold out your dream to the world *
COLIN: So, uh...