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I don't give a fuck his name was Joe
(sniffs, exhales)
(man singing in Russian)
MAN: Oh. Sorry.
To be honest with you, I couldn't care less.
It's fine.
But, you know, once I finally have that under control,
different definition of "virgin" than the common one.
only I can order him about.
What a boner killer.
To throw a bad vampire orgy,
Did you ask about the jade buttock eggs?
Fucking Mike. (groans)
I don't think he's a virgin. We should just probably
-VAMPIRE 3: Ugh. -Recently,
Oh, I think they got all the drinks covered.
for my good lady wife Nadja.
I don't think she followed the plots.
-(both panting) -(vampires groan)
(growls)
(indistinct chatter)
No one's touched them, and the reason being
If you saw a man
(chuckles)
Laszlo, darling, I just think your work,
get a succulent virgin feast.
Listen. Listen, stop talking.
Bit stiff.
-because my heart was in pain. -VAMPIRE: Who cares?
was called The Adventures of a Very Randy Vampire.
ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999.
Even Vampire Tricked in Steam Room?
in that even when it's bad it's good.
-267. -(chuckles)
uh, a candlestick up and down.
GUILLERMO: It's gonna be a tough one.
(indistinct chatter)
There's a choice of toppings.
*
when he came in.