Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

this is what happens when you play too many virtual reality video games! i'm never ever touching another virtual reality helmet ever again.
Fuck san jo you a bitch too nigga
In your dreams, bitch. Scalpel.
Everybody nice and certain about their position in my world.
have to be so uncertain about? Your brand of zit cream?
How you think you gonna move time
I can prove it mathematically.
Let's do this thing.
- Give me the time crystal. - Wh-what are you doing?
Hey, man. Remember me?
Our time is fractured... You two somehow created
I would've been happy to pay for it, s... Summer,
Hey, damn it.
and I followed them when they hauled it off.
Ow! I'm defeated.
but the only way your dumb-ass assin' ass asses
Well, if all of me knocked out all the Ricks,
And now Summer's doing it... and now you got Summer to kiss your ass.
I'm doing the cabbage patch.
If we were near a hospital, I could treat it,
Watch SoundCloud Bubble Ass
a walking burlap sack filled with turds.
It means relax and stop being a pussy, Morty.
And I know you wanted to be the one to save it.
Eventually, everything either is or isn't.
- Yeah. Yeah. - 9/27 I just got home from the gym now.
- Back up. - Next in the exit of.
Oh, lord, hear my prayers.
Oh!
I think I'm certain we're effed in the a.
- Wait, what am I saying? - Were either
You tried to kill yourself.
I'm looking at her.
They'll know. Wait, wait.
Huh, That's Weird ......Huh, That's Weird
You’re Watching Cartoon Network
Now, you poked me where an eye would've been
Oh, for God's sake. All right, here.
Oh, crap, are you kidding me? Two dots?
on a wildlife reserve across the state border.
Actually, I've decided not to eat it.
I thought that's what a man's supposed to say.
Don't mess with time
He thinks he can save his own skin by using the crystal to kill me.
You don't [bleep] with time!
All right, all right, cool it. I see what's happening here.
Y-y-you're really tearing into me right now.
He probably figures it's easier
One minute you're falling off a roof for six months,
Bee enough?
You killed my gun!
But you'd still be the woman I married.
Uh, what? It was your job, Morty.
This never needs to be more than one dot.