Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When someone post on Facebook that they love their mom and dad

- You fixed it. - Yeah, I did.

The collar. Oh, the latch is broken.

- Maybe? I think? - Shut up, Morty.

That's the difference between you and me.

And we've got about four hours to be is.

I'm not the one who's so [bleep] uncertain about everything.

Do you ever get scared grandpa Rick might make me his new sidekick?

Do I, uh, get, uh, a big rock, or...?

You shut up, you big female asshole!

Are you guys in that movie The Craft with Fairuza Balk?

I can fix this. Morty, sit here.

I know how to vacuum mom and dad, Summer.

- How do you know... - How do you know that...

You broke your time twice.

I'm here to notify you, ma'am, that in this county,

Guys, I don't expect you to understand this,

about your place in the universe,

I got to back the m bomb on this one.

That's right, Mrs. Smith. Give in to your anger.

And even if we were in a hospital, what could we do?

and awayyy we go

but our time's gonna need a little time to, you know, stabilize.

- Oh, that was a close call. - Oh, yeah!

How u gonna move time while you're standin' in it you dumb-ass three-dimensional monkey-ass dummies?

So let's save the measuring for when our dicks are out.

it was what I wanted to do, Morty.

or also when eating them at also any meal.

Not in a homophobic way, though.

What did you guys do?

grounded story about their [bleep] marriage.

- We must set waypoint man. - We could have a nifty and.

or we could shatter into countless theoretical shards.

Oh, my God, is that mildew?

Here's $500 cash in unmarked monies.

- What's happening, grandpa? - What's going on, Rick?

You have dropped so many balls, man.

The two of you made us uncertain!

Oh, man. Don't you have to fix, like, 30 of them?