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Turtles.
And I would just stand out there observing my empire,
- I'm glad that's over. - Oh, it's not.
There is some weird juju in this room right now.
This tastes as delicious as Beyonce smells...
Sexy, well-read blonde
So I have some ideas for the health initiative.
He oversees every department.
And you know what? You have to forget about Ben.
I said one thing.
We got matched up on an online dating site.
But for whatever reason, right now
We’re coming for you Zinball
Turkey can never beat cow, Chris.
Let's roll.
I'm gonna try to make it work with Tom.
Where I graduated summa cum laude 1, 0, negative a billion
and then-- do you know
Yeah, okay.
It's just driving me crazy.
**** You, ANN!
I call noodles long-ass rice.
- Just-- All right. - Anyway, like I was saying...
Fresh lettuce is my all-time favorite food.
No, no, I'm into it now.
I can't fight this feeling anymore.
- You get his number? - No.
Uh, no, I don't really feel like going to JJ's.
Nice.
I'm glad that's over. Oh it's not.
Tortillas are bean blankies.
The "N" stands for "Nerd."
I’ve Been So Fulled from Red Meat Because I Ate Too Many Beanie Macs
I once kissed a girl in college...
Um...
- Yeah. - It was stirring.
Soon to be number three.
And then he walked into an office that wasn't his.
I'm guessing.
I was flattered by what you said earlier.
Add ketchup if you want.
Well, uh, I think I'm allergic to chutney.
What?
S-sir, is there a problem?