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Look, old days at least you never lied.
You Keep Grinding Out That Rent Money, cup It's Noble Work You're Doing.
The way a cigarette is smoked.
I'm not playing for the thrill of fucking victory here.
I owe you that money today right?
- I don't think I can go through that with you again. - Jo, I wasn't gonna lose!
caveat emptor, pal.
They can't see straight. Come on, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
I'm not the one working with a partner here.
Grama will shoot us and bury us in a hole somewhere.
If you’re too careful Your whole life can become a fucking grind
- They'll spot every move. - Tough customers, huh?
I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna do this straight up.
You want me to, uh, call some people,
This girl is obviously wrapped way too tight for living.
Shit. I didn't even play.
This Son Of Bitch, All Night sHe Check, Check, Check
Hey. L'chayim.
I knew I could never be a rabbi.
.
This is what I think when I win.
[DOOR SLAMS]
Well, if it wasn't magic,
You don't hear much about the guys who take their shot and miss
I call your 300.
I know, I know. I couldn't let you see me in this shit hole.
Хорошо
IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE RAKE!
some way to change their minds, but...
Da, da, da, da
If you think he's good for it, it's on you too.
i'll give you a ring!
My cut is 25 per cent.
Don't tease me Let's play some fuckin cards
Very agg-ree-yessive
- Okay, this one's Chicago. - You know Chicago?
I will.
it would have been pretty sweet to have any one of them owing me favors.
I got $10,000. I'm looking for a game.
JC, are you telling me that they’re fighting in the Middle East? That can’t be. They’re very gregarious people.
- Long time. - Mike.
Derek after recovering
In the poker game of life women are the rake.
- [MURMURING] - Scumbag!
Jo, this wasn't even a real game. This was like Wiffle Ball.
Well...
- Uh-huh. - The least I can do for the guy.
But you made me for the sevens, Maurice. You're a player.
- Aw, you're an asshole. - [GROANING]
it's six to five, or even money, either way.
[NARRATING] The game in question is No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em.
Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?
Like Papa Wallenda said...Life is on the wire. The rest is just waiting.
I don't have any other play here.
- That's fucking great. - You did it to yourself.
- Ta-Da! - [BOTH LAUGH]
I mean... How much was the hooker?
In The Poker Game Of Golf, 4 footers from above the hole Are The Rake
She works as a hostess for all these fuckin' trust fund babies in here.
Da, da, da, da, ha
I see you're banged up pretty good.
This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check.
The brick walls. The fucking mopes at the tables.
Last time I stick it in you
The move was folding. I can't lose what I don't put in the middle.
I felt alive for the first time since I got busted at KGB's joint, okay?
Mr. McDermott, perhaps we can begin now.
- It's like an easy clean. - There's a golf pro game in Riverdale. That's six.
No, I'm not going anywhere. Double the blind.
Nothing but as busted flush
- How much is in there, Weitz? - About 1,500. 1,500.
- Where the sand turns to gold. - Fuck it, let's go.
Well, are you feeling satisfied now Scotty, Jerry, Jim, Bob, John? Cause I can go on busting you guys up all night.
l, like, just get out, I'm in a big fucking hole.
a lot of nukes.
High spade in the hole wins half the pot.
Lay me down in the circle where the spotlight shines
- You're leaving me no outs here. - Why?
- What happened? - Ah, ran into a door. Don't worry about it.
It's like the Nature Channel. You don't see piranhas eating each other, do you?
His technique is flawless. But his judgment is a little off.
Da, da, da, da
You've been prospering while I've been away.
WHAT IS THIS...WHAT? WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON OVER HERE?
and yet he doesn't know it.
What choice?
You keep grinding out that rent money, Chainer.
Oh, I'd like to. I can't, I can't. I don't play cards.
You'll just have to work harder. Prepare.
My kids super meat
Put your faith in the answers that you can't find
Place to stay, or the truck. No problem.
NCAA to Nebraska I stick it in you
Hanging around. Hanging around.
mr. son of a beetch
SHANE KEEPS HANGING AROUND HANGING AROUND
leads
Whoa, Jesus, what have you been livin' on?
Aggressive and irresponsible
Oh, no, I'm not back, I just...
What's your ambition, man? Tell me. I don't know. What is it?
All right, run along, then. Say hi to her for me.
- Jacks. - What did you think he had?
in the Moot Court you're presiding over next week, Gene.
[SIGHS]
Hey. At least you're rounding again, right?
Lay me down in the circle where the spotlight shines
Mr. Son of a Bitch.
Let’s play some fucking cards
- Thank you. - Until the time we went for...
and risk winning nothing with those cards.
- It's not what you think. - Who do you think I am? You lie right to my face?
After all, I am paying you with your money.
Hey, Mike, man. Fuckin' great to see ya.
Take care, Jo.
$15,000.
He beat me. Straight up.
I mean, I'd say good luck, but I know it's not about luck in your game.
Your fate this week!!
Worm?
Dave’s Team
Hopes down the fucking drain.
THEGAME IN QUESTION IS DEEP WATER BY DAN PRICE
Hey, that's not where it went either.
No, I'm not this time.
Here's the play... you're my new boyfriend, you're looking for a regular game.
2016 cubs
Sick of your winner dinners
You Owe
Let's go.
Why not?
It's just like the saying says, you know?
Kids got alligator blood . Can’t get read on him.
He says the juice has been running the entire time on my ten.
Not many guys would stand up for a friend like that.
- We even run the old best hand play. - Raise.
WOW. WOW. LOTTA ACTION.
Chan is trying to sucker him in by taking his time.
Top two pair.
Here’s how it is… Two shotguns and the juice is still runnin’
Hey.
- [MAKES BUZZER SOUND] - Pow!
Please, please. Sit, sit.
It's like I used to have a running partner, you know what I'm saying?
Very creative
'Cause I don't wanna give it back, no
This is a lesson Worm's never bothered to learn.
- Tomorrow's a week. - A week of what?
My grandfather got that one. Ain't that a beauty?
The facts have been stipulated, the briefs have been read.
Da, da, da, da
is to put a man to a decision for all his chips.
- Where's the rest? - Kept us in lunch money.
PAY CHANDLER JONES HIS MONEY.
A-ha, ha, ha
I mean, I felt deeply inside that it was what I was born to do.
Right. Yeah. Okay.
He's run you up just under seven grand.
. .
and halfway to paying Petrovsky back.
But in Honor of Hage’s Ali like return to the ring