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WHAT IS THIS...WHAT? WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON OVER HERE?
It's like I used to have a running partner, you know what I'm saying?
Last time I stick it in you
Not many guys would stand up for a friend like that.
is to put a man to a decision for all his chips.
This is a lesson Worm's never bothered to learn.
Mr. Son of a Bitch.
Lay me down in the circle where the spotlight shines
A-ha, ha, ha
Whoa, Jesus, what have you been livin' on?
- You're leaving me no outs here. - Why?
The move was folding. I can't lose what I don't put in the middle.
This girl is obviously wrapped way too tight for living.
You Owe
- Long time. - Mike.
This Son Of Bitch, All Night sHe Check, Check, Check
.
Top two pair.
Place to stay, or the truck. No problem.
Nothing but as busted flush
Da, da, da, da, ha
You want me to, uh, call some people,
- Ta-Da! - [BOTH LAUGH]
Take care, Jo.
You've been prospering while I've been away.
- That's fucking great. - You did it to yourself.
He's run you up just under seven grand.
- [MURMURING] - Scumbag!
and yet he doesn't know it.
l, like, just get out, I'm in a big fucking hole.
The facts have been stipulated, the briefs have been read.
Hey. L'chayim.
Da, da, da, da
I mean... How much was the hooker?
PAY CHANDLER JONES HIS MONEY.
I know, I know. I couldn't let you see me in this shit hole.
caveat emptor, pal.
Well, if it wasn't magic,
and halfway to paying Petrovsky back.
He says the juice has been running the entire time on my ten.
My cut is 25 per cent.
- It's not what you think. - Who do you think I am? You lie right to my face?
Oh, no, I'm not back, I just...
High spade in the hole wins half the pot.
She works as a hostess for all these fuckin' trust fund babies in here.
This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check.
'Cause I don't wanna give it back, no
Dave’s Team
His technique is flawless. But his judgment is a little off.
Hey, Mike, man. Fuckin' great to see ya.
I see you're banged up pretty good.
. .
in the Moot Court you're presiding over next week, Gene.
But you made me for the sevens, Maurice. You're a player.
Worm?
If you think he's good for it, it's on you too.
I call your 300.
In The Poker Game Of Golf, 4 footers from above the hole Are The Rake
Like Papa Wallenda said...Life is on the wire. The rest is just waiting.
some way to change their minds, but...
- It's like an easy clean. - There's a golf pro game in Riverdale. That's six.
I'm not playing for the thrill of fucking victory here.
The brick walls. The fucking mopes at the tables.
I will.
Why not?
Well, are you feeling satisfied now Scotty, Jerry, Jim, Bob, John? Cause I can go on busting you guys up all night.
- Aw, you're an asshole. - [GROANING]
- They'll spot every move. - Tough customers, huh?
IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE RAKE!
I don't have any other play here.
Hey, that's not where it went either.
What's your ambition, man? Tell me. I don't know. What is it?
Right. Yeah. Okay.
You keep grinding out that rent money, Chainer.
Da, da, da, da
I mean, I felt deeply inside that it was what I was born to do.
Hey. At least you're rounding again, right?
After all, I am paying you with your money.
Derek after recovering
it would have been pretty sweet to have any one of them owing me favors.
Your fate this week!!
This is what I think when I win.
Very agg-ree-yessive
Jo, this wasn't even a real game. This was like Wiffle Ball.
Hanging around. Hanging around.
You Keep Grinding Out That Rent Money, cup It's Noble Work You're Doing.
- Jacks. - What did you think he had?
JC, are you telling me that they’re fighting in the Middle East? That can’t be. They’re very gregarious people.
Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?
Don't tease me Let's play some fuckin cards
Put your faith in the answers that you can't find
Shit. I didn't even play.
My grandfather got that one. Ain't that a beauty?
Let’s play some fucking cards
- Thank you. - Until the time we went for...
Хорошо
No, I'm not this time.
leads
- Where the sand turns to gold. - Fuck it, let's go.
Aggressive and irresponsible
mr. son of a beetch
I felt alive for the first time since I got busted at KGB's joint, okay?
I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna do this straight up.
- We even run the old best hand play. - Raise.
It's like the Nature Channel. You don't see piranhas eating each other, do you?
Chan is trying to sucker him in by taking his time.
Grama will shoot us and bury us in a hole somewhere.
- [MAKES BUZZER SOUND] - Pow!
I owe you that money today right?
It's just like the saying says, you know?
$15,000.
- Uh-huh. - The least I can do for the guy.
WOW. WOW. LOTTA ACTION.
- Where's the rest? - Kept us in lunch money.
Da, da, da, da
Mr. McDermott, perhaps we can begin now.
What choice?
Hey.
a lot of nukes.
Lay me down in the circle where the spotlight shines
[NARRATING] The game in question is No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em.
I got $10,000. I'm looking for a game.
- I don't think I can go through that with you again. - Jo, I wasn't gonna lose!
Oh, I'd like to. I can't, I can't. I don't play cards.
2016 cubs
- Okay, this one's Chicago. - You know Chicago?
it's six to five, or even money, either way.
[SIGHS]
Well...
- What happened? - Ah, ran into a door. Don't worry about it.
and risk winning nothing with those cards.
My kids super meat
NCAA to Nebraska I stick it in you
He beat me. Straight up.
i'll give you a ring!
But in Honor of Hage’s Ali like return to the ring
Very creative
In the poker game of life women are the rake.
Here's the play... you're my new boyfriend, you're looking for a regular game.
No, I'm not going anywhere. Double the blind.
Hopes down the fucking drain.
Here’s how it is… Two shotguns and the juice is still runnin’
SHANE KEEPS HANGING AROUND HANGING AROUND
I knew I could never be a rabbi.
You'll just have to work harder. Prepare.
Sick of your winner dinners
If you’re too careful Your whole life can become a fucking grind
The way a cigarette is smoked.
You don't hear much about the guys who take their shot and miss
[DOOR SLAMS]
All right, run along, then. Say hi to her for me.
- How much is in there, Weitz? - About 1,500. 1,500.
Let's go.
Kids got alligator blood . Can’t get read on him.
I mean, I'd say good luck, but I know it's not about luck in your game.
They can't see straight. Come on, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
- Tomorrow's a week. - A week of what?
Please, please. Sit, sit.
I'm not the one working with a partner here.
Look, old days at least you never lied.
THEGAME IN QUESTION IS DEEP WATER BY DAN PRICE