Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, yeah, I'm holding 'em for you.
Even the best years are a waste of time
Go pack go
- Hey, Mikey! - Hey. - Hey, Mike.
Well, those guys were all playing cards, and...
Five thousand.
- You played right back at him, huh? - Oh, yeah.
Honey, you're the one who told me...
when shit shit
I was pumped up eight G's. I was ready to go on a run when you came along.
[MIKE] No, I gotta get home. If she hasn't already changed the locks on me.
I SAW THAT SHIT. RELAX, MAN. DON'T GET SO AGITATED.
After all I am paying you with your money
- So, you were nowhere near a card game. - Sweetie.
Right. Um, well...
Michael,
- Hey, hon, can I take the Jeep tomorrow? - Yeah, where?
What are you, holdin' those for somebody?
Мне очень жаль, Джей
Da, da, da, da
You’re the sucker
That Nassau defense attorney's game? They use our chips for coasters.
- What happened? - Hey! She crossed her legs too fast, all right?
You might want to leave a little something for your daughter's riding lessons.
They all say that at first.
Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.
- Here you go. - Thanks, dear.
You're really jamming me up here, man. Seven grand.
- [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] - Hey, guys.
- That's not so bad, is it? - Depends on the grip.
[ENGINE STARTS]
sits for like another 20 more minutes,
In the poker game of life, MAGA parents are the rake.
She told me she love that I make music for God I told her I would love to see that pussy applaud
Chan is trying to sucker him in by taking his time.
Okay.
Mike.
Russell Wilson every down I’m gonna check
'Course maybe we check with one other guy, see how he feels.
the jetta. by volkswagon.
the case which controls the issue at bar would be, uh, Texas v. Johnson,
Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.
[NARRATING] Now I hope a spade falls and Teddy makes his flush.
That’s an idea. I’ll definitely do that.
You gotta stop listening to that guy, man.
SO WHAT DO NEED?
I don't wanna give it back, no
I mean...fuck that guy.
IN THE POKER GAME OF LIFE, CG IS THE FUCKING RAKE.
Rake Boom
These are community cards everyone can use to make the best five card hand.
- Never mind. - [LAUGHS]
All these seasons
Yeah, I'm gonna go all in, 'cause I don't think you got the spades.
They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.
I'm right, right?
- Fifteen large, five days, or I start breaking things. - I hear ya.
Not to my family.
- Yeah? - Yeah, cut him off.
Even the best years leave a lot to be desired
Just walking in here makes me queasy.
Come on. I know what you need.
People insist on calling it luck
How about that?
They're wired right into the precinct. They got 'em on the payroll.
Our destiny chooses us.
I'm sorry, John. I don't remember
[SIGHS] I am sick of that fucking route.
[ANNOUNCER] Eric Seidel cannot win this hand,
Fucking Lebod
We're not playing together, but then again, we're not playing against each other either.
but I can't stop thinking of how I lost it.
Bet a thousand.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, FUCK IT I'M RETIRED, WHERE IS THIS PORN SITE.
Lays down a monster
- What'd you have, Abe? - Nothin' but a busted straight.
You put a move on The Grinder you son of a b---h
Yeah, look... a word to the wise. Stay in the private sector.
A brilliant player can get a strong hand cracked, go on tilt...
- Deal 'em. - But you can't win much either.
But you can't win much either.
I tell you to blow within your limits, and you snort the whole G
Are you sure? Binghamton's five hours each way.
Coach is gone and he took all of his inside information with him. What in the hell are we going to do now?
It's just... What do you want me to say? It's fucking embarrassing.
Just take it easy, all right?
I can't trust you two aren't playing me.
It hurts, doesn't it?
- You like that? Isn't that beautiful? - What is that?
ThAt was
We all know each other here.
Have yourself a ball, okay?
Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table...
- So it helped you. - Now... Okay, you're right.
.
Yeah. I didn't want to tell you while you were in there.
The next time he acts up, and would bust his ass And then ask if he’s feeling satisfied now, because I could go on busting him up all night
Oh, this is just stupid.
MOTHERFUCKER!
qualifies to be pope. that's definitely old
Well, what are we up to?
l... I promise that I'm gonna... I'll pay you back.
You Feelin’ Satisfied Now, D’Antoni? ‘cause I Can Keep Bustin’ You Up All Night Long."
- You got any better ideas? - How the hell am I supposed to even get in this game?
You look like Duane Bobick after one round with Norton.
Oh, I gotta go.
Da, da, da, da, ah
- Want some? - No.
They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.
I bet the full amount
Uh, Worm's gettin' out. I was gonna pick him up.
Soups daughter got Augedahl blood. Can’t keep shoes on her
Great, so you're a banker now, Grama. That's really classy.
Look, we're here, okay?
I'm sorry, John. I don't remember
- Hey, fellas. - [ALL] Hey, Bear!
- Five grand in a week, and you keep the juice going... - Shh. Quiet.
A draw?!
Hanging around
You know what, Lance. I need his fucking charity like I need a new _____.
I know exactly what we're talking about, Mike.
Come in.
Well, after I left you last night at the library, I impressed Judge Marinacci.
so I'll take over, if it pleases the court.
I want KGB to think I’m still pissed about Cal But all I’m really thinking is Knoxville and the freaking volunteers
And the minute you want a little of it back, she walks out on you.
Ahh, fuck! You know what?
I can beat the game
English only at the table, no Spanish
Okay. Deal me in.
Neyt!!! Neyt!!!! No More!!!!
Just let me do the talking, all right?
Pay him.
And the whole place stops when Johnny Chan walks in.
That's an idea. I’ll definitely do that.
- I'm in. - Wow. Wow. A lot of action.
Yeah, got a real sweet deal, too. 30 cents on the dollar.
Charts don't matter I will play it blind
One last thing, Stu.
- I can beat the game. - Maybe.
Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it.
The hurry is, other than you, my friend, there's about five guys,
Reunion run a little late?
Stones? You little punk.
Pay that man his arm butter
Man, look at your ride. You've been prospering while I've been away.
Some people, pros even, can’t watch the NBA
Rule number one: Throw in your cards the moment you know they can't win.
You're right, Teddy. The ace didn't help me.
Wow, two pair. But I got sevens, too, though.
As always-I say this with all due respect
'Cause all this pleasure gets me high
held to his father's maxim...
- You said you need me but it's quarter to 2:00 - I heard you was out.
No, 15 Beers in 2 hours. I Can Do That. I've Gone On Rushes Like That Before.
the computer tried to delete you last week.
- Uh, remind me. - Stud game.
I immersed myself fully, I studied the minutiae,
Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems,
KWWWWWIIIITTTTT
Pay Her . . . Pay that Woman her money