Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stones? You little punk.

Pay Her . . . Pay that Woman her money

Are you sure? Binghamton's five hours each way.

The next time he acts up, and would bust his ass And then ask if he’s feeling satisfied now, because I could go on busting him up all night

Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table...

I'm sorry, John. I don't remember

These are community cards everyone can use to make the best five card hand.

- I'm in. - Wow. Wow. A lot of action.

[ANNOUNCER] Eric Seidel cannot win this hand,

I bet the full amount

Okay. Deal me in.

Even the best years are a waste of time

- Hey, fellas. - [ALL] Hey, Bear!

- Never mind. - [LAUGHS]

Charts don't matter I will play it blind

Pay that man his arm butter

Come on. I know what you need.

I tell you to blow within your limits, and you snort the whole G

Rule number one: Throw in your cards the moment you know they can't win.

All these seasons

They all say that at first.

You're really jamming me up here, man. Seven grand.

Even the best years leave a lot to be desired

You look like Duane Bobick after one round with Norton.

[NARRATING] Now I hope a spade falls and Teddy makes his flush.

You put a move on The Grinder you son of a b---h

Uh, yeah, I'm holding 'em for you.

As always-I say this with all due respect

Wow, two pair. But I got sevens, too, though.

- You got any better ideas? - How the hell am I supposed to even get in this game?

Well, those guys were all playing cards, and...

Well, what are we up to?

I SAW THAT SHIT. RELAX, MAN. DON'T GET SO AGITATED.

- Uh, remind me. - Stud game.

They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.

I don't wanna give it back, no

One last thing, Stu.

That’s an idea. I’ll definitely do that.

- So, you were nowhere near a card game. - Sweetie.

You know what, Lance. I need his fucking charity like I need a new _____.

She told me she love that I make music for God I told her I would love to see that pussy applaud

Da, da, da, da, ah

Yeah, I'm gonna go all in, 'cause I don't think you got the spades.

Ahh, fuck! You know what?

Bet a thousand.

I was pumped up eight G's. I was ready to go on a run when you came along.

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

KWWWWWIIIITTTTT

- Here you go. - Thanks, dear.

They're wired right into the precinct. They got 'em on the payroll.

I mean...fuck that guy.

Yeah, got a real sweet deal, too. 30 cents on the dollar.

It's just... What do you want me to say? It's fucking embarrassing.

You Feelin’ Satisfied Now, D’Antoni? ‘cause I Can Keep Bustin’ You Up All Night Long."

We all know each other here.

- Hey, hon, can I take the Jeep tomorrow? - Yeah, where?

That's an idea. I’ll definitely do that.

I know exactly what we're talking about, Mike.

You're right, Teddy. The ace didn't help me.

Chan is trying to sucker him in by taking his time.

- That's not so bad, is it? - Depends on the grip.

Oh, this is just stupid.

I immersed myself fully, I studied the minutiae,

l... I promise that I'm gonna... I'll pay you back.

- I can beat the game. - Maybe.

Yeah. I didn't want to tell you while you were in there.

People insist on calling it luck

Soups daughter got Augedahl blood. Can’t keep shoes on her

sits for like another 20 more minutes,

Have yourself a ball, okay?

so I'll take over, if it pleases the court.

the computer tried to delete you last week.

'Course maybe we check with one other guy, see how he feels.

- You said you need me but it's quarter to 2:00 - I heard you was out.

Lays down a monster

You’re the sucker

Just let me do the talking, all right?

Our destiny chooses us.

Reunion run a little late?

But you can't win much either.

held to his father's maxim...

And the minute you want a little of it back, she walks out on you.

The hurry is, other than you, my friend, there's about five guys,

Мне очень жаль, Джей

I'm sorry, John. I don't remember

It hurts, doesn't it?

IN THE POKER GAME OF LIFE, CG IS THE FUCKING RAKE.

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, FUCK IT I'M RETIRED, WHERE IS THIS PORN SITE.

- Want some? - No.

the jetta. by volkswagon.

Man, look at your ride. You've been prospering while I've been away.

- Yeah? - Yeah, cut him off.

No, 15 Beers in 2 hours. I Can Do That. I've Gone On Rushes Like That Before.

A brilliant player can get a strong hand cracked, go on tilt...

but I can't stop thinking of how I lost it.

- [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] - Hey, guys.

You gotta stop listening to that guy, man.

Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it.

- Deal 'em. - But you can't win much either.

[MIKE] No, I gotta get home. If she hasn't already changed the locks on me.

the case which controls the issue at bar would be, uh, Texas v. Johnson,

Uh, Worm's gettin' out. I was gonna pick him up.

'Cause all this pleasure gets me high

Well, after I left you last night at the library, I impressed Judge Marinacci.

You might want to leave a little something for your daughter's riding lessons.

- What happened? - Hey! She crossed her legs too fast, all right?

I can beat the game

qualifies to be pope. that's definitely old

I'm right, right?

That Nassau defense attorney's game? They use our chips for coasters.

SO WHAT DO NEED?

What are you, holdin' those for somebody?

Just walking in here makes me queasy.

- So it helped you. - Now... Okay, you're right.

Neyt!!! Neyt!!!! No More!!!!

- Hey, Mikey! - Hey. - Hey, Mike.

Just take it easy, all right?

Right. Um, well...

Great, so you're a banker now, Grama. That's really classy.

Coach is gone and he took all of his inside information with him. What in the hell are we going to do now?

How about that?

Some people, pros even, can’t watch the NBA

[SIGHS] I am sick of that fucking route.

I want KGB to think I’m still pissed about Cal But all I’m really thinking is Knoxville and the freaking volunteers

Oh, I gotta go.

- You played right back at him, huh? - Oh, yeah.

Not to my family.

- Fifteen large, five days, or I start breaking things. - I hear ya.

I can't trust you two aren't playing me.

They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.

[ENGINE STARTS]

- You like that? Isn't that beautiful? - What is that?

Russell Wilson every down I’m gonna check

- What'd you have, Abe? - Nothin' but a busted straight.

In the poker game of life, MAGA parents are the rake.

Yeah, look... a word to the wise. Stay in the private sector.

Look, we're here, okay?

English only at the table, no Spanish

We're not playing together, but then again, we're not playing against each other either.

Honey, you're the one who told me...

And the whole place stops when Johnny Chan walks in.

Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems,

After all I am paying you with your money

- Five grand in a week, and you keep the juice going... - Shh. Quiet.