Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Soups daughter got Augedahl blood. Can’t keep shoes on her
A brilliant player can get a strong hand cracked, go on tilt...
These are community cards everyone can use to make the best five card hand.
- Hey, hon, can I take the Jeep tomorrow? - Yeah, where?
What are you, holdin' those for somebody?
- Never mind. - [LAUGHS]
Just walking in here makes me queasy.
- Yeah? - Yeah, cut him off.
I tell you to blow within your limits, and you snort the whole G
Man, look at your ride. You've been prospering while I've been away.
Stones? You little punk.
Yeah, I'm gonna go all in, 'cause I don't think you got the spades.
Michael,
Five thousand.
Are you sure? Binghamton's five hours each way.
Uh, yeah, I'm holding 'em for you.
Okay. Deal me in.
And the minute you want a little of it back, she walks out on you.
- Hey, Mikey! - Hey. - Hey, Mike.
Yeah, look... a word to the wise. Stay in the private sector.
It's just... What do you want me to say? It's fucking embarrassing.
The next time he acts up, and would bust his ass And then ask if he’s feeling satisfied now, because I could go on busting him up all night
- What'd you have, Abe? - Nothin' but a busted straight.
Rake Boom
Okay.
I immersed myself fully, I studied the minutiae,
I'm right, right?
Just let me do the talking, all right?
I know exactly what we're talking about, Mike.
Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.
Great, so you're a banker now, Grama. That's really classy.
Oh, this is just stupid.
Мне очень жаль, Джей
Go pack go
They're wired right into the precinct. They got 'em on the payroll.
[ANNOUNCER] Eric Seidel cannot win this hand,
You might want to leave a little something for your daughter's riding lessons.
Bet a thousand.
Hanging around
A draw?!
I can beat the game
Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems,
I was pumped up eight G's. I was ready to go on a run when you came along.
qualifies to be pope. that's definitely old
No, 15 Beers in 2 hours. I Can Do That. I've Gone On Rushes Like That Before.
Even the best years leave a lot to be desired
'Course maybe we check with one other guy, see how he feels.
held to his father's maxim...
That's an idea. I’ll definitely do that.
- I can beat the game. - Maybe.
Come on. I know what you need.
After all I am paying you with your money
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, FUCK IT I'M RETIRED, WHERE IS THIS PORN SITE.
They all say that at first.
We all know each other here.
ThAt was
People insist on calling it luck
but I can't stop thinking of how I lost it.
SO WHAT DO NEED?
She told me she love that I make music for God I told her I would love to see that pussy applaud
- You like that? Isn't that beautiful? - What is that?
IN THE POKER GAME OF LIFE, CG IS THE FUCKING RAKE.
Rule number one: Throw in your cards the moment you know they can't win.
That Nassau defense attorney's game? They use our chips for coasters.
I want KGB to think I’m still pissed about Cal But all I’m really thinking is Knoxville and the freaking volunteers
Ahh, fuck! You know what?
the computer tried to delete you last week.
Russell Wilson every down I’m gonna check
- Fifteen large, five days, or I start breaking things. - I hear ya.
Chan is trying to sucker him in by taking his time.
Have yourself a ball, okay?
- I'm in. - Wow. Wow. A lot of action.
Some people, pros even, can’t watch the NBA
Look, we're here, okay?
'Cause all this pleasure gets me high
[MIKE] No, I gotta get home. If she hasn't already changed the locks on me.
MOTHERFUCKER!
I bet the full amount
One last thing, Stu.
As always-I say this with all due respect
- You played right back at him, huh? - Oh, yeah.
Lays down a monster
the case which controls the issue at bar would be, uh, Texas v. Johnson,
Mike.
Honey, you're the one who told me...
- Uh, remind me. - Stud game.
Well, those guys were all playing cards, and...
[ENGINE STARTS]
English only at the table, no Spanish
the jetta. by volkswagon.
You look like Duane Bobick after one round with Norton.
You gotta stop listening to that guy, man.
- Hey, fellas. - [ALL] Hey, Bear!
l... I promise that I'm gonna... I'll pay you back.
[NARRATING] Now I hope a spade falls and Teddy makes his flush.
Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.
They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.
Yeah, got a real sweet deal, too. 30 cents on the dollar.
- So it helped you. - Now... Okay, you're right.
[SIGHS] I am sick of that fucking route.
- Here you go. - Thanks, dear.
KWWWWWIIIITTTTT
And the whole place stops when Johnny Chan walks in.
- [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] - Hey, guys.
Charts don't matter I will play it blind
I can't trust you two aren't playing me.
- So, you were nowhere near a card game. - Sweetie.
You Feelin’ Satisfied Now, D’Antoni? ‘cause I Can Keep Bustin’ You Up All Night Long."
Reunion run a little late?
Come in.
so I'll take over, if it pleases the court.
Uh, Worm's gettin' out. I was gonna pick him up.
when shit shit
Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it.
Da, da, da, da
But you can't win much either.
You’re the sucker
Pay that man his arm butter
sits for like another 20 more minutes,
Wow, two pair. But I got sevens, too, though.
You're really jamming me up here, man. Seven grand.
In the poker game of life, MAGA parents are the rake.
I SAW THAT SHIT. RELAX, MAN. DON'T GET SO AGITATED.
All these seasons
.
Yeah. I didn't want to tell you while you were in there.
- Five grand in a week, and you keep the juice going... - Shh. Quiet.
Coach is gone and he took all of his inside information with him. What in the hell are we going to do now?
I don't wanna give it back, no
Oh, I gotta go.
Fucking Lebod
That’s an idea. I’ll definitely do that.
- Deal 'em. - But you can't win much either.
Not to my family.
Our destiny chooses us.
It hurts, doesn't it?
We're not playing together, but then again, we're not playing against each other either.
- What happened? - Hey! She crossed her legs too fast, all right?
Well, what are we up to?
Da, da, da, da, ah
- You got any better ideas? - How the hell am I supposed to even get in this game?
You know what, Lance. I need his fucking charity like I need a new _____.
You're right, Teddy. The ace didn't help me.
Even the best years are a waste of time
Pay him.
I'm sorry, John. I don't remember
I mean...fuck that guy.
- That's not so bad, is it? - Depends on the grip.
Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table...
- Want some? - No.
Neyt!!! Neyt!!!! No More!!!!
Right. Um, well...
The hurry is, other than you, my friend, there's about five guys,
How about that?
They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.
Pay Her . . . Pay that Woman her money
Well, after I left you last night at the library, I impressed Judge Marinacci.
Just take it easy, all right?
I'm sorry, John. I don't remember
- You said you need me but it's quarter to 2:00 - I heard you was out.