Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, fuck that guy.

Holds down the drain Hopes down the F*ng drain..

Market Same as Last week?

If you're determined to die of cancer, you really oughta learn how to play cards.

All my hopes and dreams

You see all the angles. You never have the stones to play one.

SYB U12 Summer Coaches

you pulled today at your group's meeting.

- Back at ya. - [CHIPS HIT TABLE]

Not gonna be pushed around

So you see what i'm saying? No fooling around. Its napkin time.

Kids got alligator blood. Can’t get read on him.

Holy shit thats a hell of an elk

All right, your 15, plus I have another 33 to raise you.

But I'm retired.

Little unconscious gestures that reveal the cards in their hands.

- It's all right. - No problem.

Stop speaking fucking Sputnik

Enjoy your 3 day July 4th weekend Teddy.

Motherfucker! [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

This is what I like to see, huh?

Fuck you and your never-ending string of boats, okay?

I see a mark, I take him down.

Let's play some calls

For generations, men of my family have been rabbis.

I can turn this truck onto the Jersey Turnpike and be at the Taj in two hours.

me too i feel ah-kay

- Still a wise ass. Unbelievable. - [SPITS]

You can buy all the smokes you want in half an hour.

All your hopes and dreams

Facial tics, nervous fingers.

And these guys, despite being cops, are real sweethearts.

Oh, my God. Mike, she made off with your sheets.

In the poker game of wine, shipping is the Rake

By his crazy fuckin' gorilla math?

That's like seven. Seven.

You may want to leave A little something for your daughters riding lessons

Why did you not tell me that? I could have paid that off.

Hey. I thought you were the janitor, man.

- What? - Look.

- [LAUGHS] What, are you shitting me? - No, man, l...

- [WORM] Ace high bets. - Well, I like what I have.

Fifty percent of your winnings. If you lose, it's on me.

- What the fuck happened to you? - Ah, Worm.

In a week. Grama, we want what you want. We wanna square this thing.

- It's just me all alone. - What's this? Come here.

If that is convenient for you.

I was distributing. Distributing. It's different, okay?

Give that man his title.

Okay. Here's what I'm thinkin'.

This son of a bitch is base dealing.

Um, the professor raises.

But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about money.

Kennedy Airport.

- Fifteen? Fifteen? - Yeah, I mean...

- I feel fine. - Me too. I feel okay.

Let's play some cards.

Recap of our gin game

I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry about the money.

- What have you been up to? - I borrowed it.

But, uh, Worm's been around plenty.

is the center of the poker universe.

Oh, I don't wanna give it back, no

Oh, I played with the World Champion.

Fuck this low limit shit I got comped at the noodle bar

We owe 15 grand in a day. What do we do?

- Oh, da, motherfucker. - You're worried we might work together.

Hey, in your dreams lover

If a fish acts strong, he's bluffing.

That's when we did 'em.

Hurricane Doria be like...

If you're too careful, your whole life can become a fuckin' grind.

Check raising Fraternity Brothers and taking huge pots off them.

C39 C. what did you think he had?

- I understand. That's okay. - And you gotta talk with Grama.

Right now, he's over at Chesterfield's, ruining your reputation...

You can't believe what fell.

Pick 5 carryover is $249,

ONE LAST THING.

Hit the ground hard, runnin' down that highway line

- Come on, give me $2,000. - On the finger?

- I see. - Good. Come on.

Get the fuck out of here

So, you're outta here, huh?

2020 taxes be like After all, I am paying you with your money

why not give poker a try?

- You sure you're up for this? - I'm fucking up for this.

- Don't worry about it. - No, l... I like being here.

- I'll drop you... I'll drop you off. - Okay.

When my mother let me leave the yeshiva,

Pick 5 carryover is $249,793 today. Pool likely to reach a million Is my name in it? Don’t know, but I’m going to find out

Shooting for 2 nights 3 days

Look, he just got out. Let's put him on a plan.

this is on of a bitch, all night he click, click, click.

You're kiddin' me. Wait, who's he working for?

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE RAKE!

Fuck them til they’re dead.

Trump Supporters Be Like You been Rolliing Fags in the Villages again?

Respect is all you'll have left in the morning.

Very Aggressive

I'm gonna raise.

- You never let me down. - I would have been there every week if you let me, man.

So, what will it take for you to be free of this?

That's easy. Who's your favorite actor?

- You sure? - You heard me.

I know that look. I'm gonna fold.

Just checkin' it up, baby one more time for you

I know what I'm doing.

Give me three stacks of high society.

Five cards are then dealt face up across the middle.

[CHIPS RATTLING]

Give him some chips, start playing some cards.

you'll always be a hustler to them.

- [WOMAN] I don't know. - [MAN] The bet's 50.

trying to bully me like I'm some fucking tourist.

These fuckin' long nights are killing me.

You're on a draw, Mike? Go away.

I mean, I caught a frozen wave of cards like you fucking read about.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO READ ME MY RIGHTS?

Networking. Are you trying to con me now?

Hey, you all right?

Depends on the grip

WOW. A lot of action…

I mean, look at you. You domesticated yourself for this girl.

It’s my pipe day

[ANNOUNCER] Will Eric Seidel fall for the bait?

We come up even a little short,

He beat me. Straight up.

Look who's treatin' to a free meal.

- Trip aces. - L... I only got a pair.

Mario to Mikes team

You shouldn't have started those Cowboys, Murph

Tone down what motherfucker

Nah, you need 50, 60 grand to play right in that game.

- [MIKE] Double the blinds? - Yeah.

Every couple of days a new millionaire shows up...

[MIKE NARRATING] Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.

[SPITS] Teddy's got plenty of goons.

but they found out he was a pro, he couldn't cross the street without a legal hassle.

Mike? [WHISPERS] Michael, I would have just called.

I will... and I will.

So, he took, what, about eight off of Roman and Maurice?

Look at you. One 64-hour session, and you need a nap.

I'm, uh... I'm sorry to be back over here for this reason.

- Oh. Worm. - Yes, it's kinda weird.

Your fate, he is sitting right beside you.

- Look at you. You look great, man. - You too, you too.

I don't wanna give it back, no

You should of played those browns

Lets play some golf tomorrow.

Me responding to my friends that voted for the Orange Menace a 2nd time...

I got so good with this, I thought I could neutralize 'em.