Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Back at ya. - [CHIPS HIT TABLE]

So, he took, what, about eight off of Roman and Maurice?

- Oh, da, motherfucker. - You're worried we might work together.

Networking. Are you trying to con me now?

He beat me. Straight up.

but they found out he was a pro, he couldn't cross the street without a legal hassle.

- I feel fine. - Me too. I feel okay.

If that is convenient for you.

That's easy. Who's your favorite actor?

Hit the ground hard, runnin' down that highway line

Hurricane Doria be like...

So you see what i'm saying? No fooling around. Its napkin time.

Very Aggressive

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE RAKE!

I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry about the money.

Check raising Fraternity Brothers and taking huge pots off them.

Fuck them til they’re dead.

- It's all right. - No problem.

- Look at you. You look great, man. - You too, you too.

Lets play some golf tomorrow.

Give that man his title.

Pick 5 carryover is $249,793 today. Pool likely to reach a million Is my name in it? Don’t know, but I’m going to find out

I don't wanna give it back, no

We come up even a little short,

- I understand. That's okay. - And you gotta talk with Grama.

- What the fuck happened to you? - Ah, Worm.

Stop speaking fucking Sputnik

Oh, I played with the World Champion.

Holy shit thats a hell of an elk

Oh, my God. Mike, she made off with your sheets.

If you're too careful, your whole life can become a fuckin' grind.

You're kiddin' me. Wait, who's he working for?

Give him some chips, start playing some cards.

You can't believe what fell.

Let's play some calls

Let's play some cards.

Fuck this low limit shit I got comped at the noodle bar

Trump Supporters Be Like You been Rolliing Fags in the Villages again?

You shouldn't have started those Cowboys, Murph

why not give poker a try?

- [MIKE] Double the blinds? - Yeah.

you'll always be a hustler to them.

All right, your 15, plus I have another 33 to raise you.

Just checkin' it up, baby one more time for you

WOW. A lot of action…

We owe 15 grand in a day. What do we do?

[SPITS] Teddy's got plenty of goons.

is the center of the poker universe.

Mike? [WHISPERS] Michael, I would have just called.

Hey, you all right?

You can buy all the smokes you want in half an hour.

It’s my pipe day

Market Same as Last week?

All my hopes and dreams

I mean, look at you. You domesticated yourself for this girl.

Recap of our gin game

- [WOMAN] I don't know. - [MAN] The bet's 50.

In a week. Grama, we want what you want. We wanna square this thing.

- What? - Look.

Okay. Here's what I'm thinkin'.

Fuck you and your never-ending string of boats, okay?

you pulled today at your group's meeting.

Why did you not tell me that? I could have paid that off.

this is on of a bitch, all night he click, click, click.

C39 C. what did you think he had?

I got so good with this, I thought I could neutralize 'em.

By his crazy fuckin' gorilla math?

Me responding to my friends that voted for the Orange Menace a 2nd time...

- You never let me down. - I would have been there every week if you let me, man.

You're on a draw, Mike? Go away.

But I'm retired.

Look at you. One 64-hour session, and you need a nap.

Five cards are then dealt face up across the middle.

Nah, you need 50, 60 grand to play right in that game.

- I'll drop you... I'll drop you off. - Okay.

Facial tics, nervous fingers.

I will... and I will.

[CHIPS RATTLING]

2020 taxes be like After all, I am paying you with your money

You see all the angles. You never have the stones to play one.

I see a mark, I take him down.

If a fish acts strong, he's bluffing.

This son of a bitch is base dealing.

SYB U12 Summer Coaches

I know that look. I'm gonna fold.

This is what I like to see, huh?

Give me three stacks of high society.

Enjoy your 3 day July 4th weekend Teddy.

You should of played those browns

Get the fuck out of here

If you're determined to die of cancer, you really oughta learn how to play cards.

Oh, I don't wanna give it back, no

Fifty percent of your winnings. If you lose, it's on me.

In the poker game of wine, shipping is the Rake

Um, the professor raises.

These fuckin' long nights are killing me.

[ANNOUNCER] Will Eric Seidel fall for the bait?

- You sure you're up for this? - I'm fucking up for this.

And these guys, despite being cops, are real sweethearts.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO READ ME MY RIGHTS?

- Oh. Worm. - Yes, it's kinda weird.

That's like seven. Seven.

me too i feel ah-kay

Right now, he's over at Chesterfield's, ruining your reputation...

That's when we did 'em.

Motherfucker! [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

Holds down the drain Hopes down the F*ng drain..

You may want to leave A little something for your daughters riding lessons

Hey. I thought you were the janitor, man.

I was distributing. Distributing. It's different, okay?

I'm gonna raise.

Look, he just got out. Let's put him on a plan.

But, uh, Worm's been around plenty.

- Come on, give me $2,000. - On the finger?

I can turn this truck onto the Jersey Turnpike and be at the Taj in two hours.

Tone down what motherfucker

For generations, men of my family have been rabbis.

- I see. - Good. Come on.

- [WORM] Ace high bets. - Well, I like what I have.

Mario to Mikes team

Kids got alligator blood. Can’t get read on him.

Your fate, he is sitting right beside you.

Not gonna be pushed around

So, what will it take for you to be free of this?

Little unconscious gestures that reveal the cards in their hands.

So, you're outta here, huh?

Depends on the grip

Look who's treatin' to a free meal.

- Fifteen? Fifteen? - Yeah, I mean...

When my mother let me leave the yeshiva,

- You sure? - You heard me.

Respect is all you'll have left in the morning.

But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about money.

- Trip aces. - L... I only got a pair.

- What have you been up to? - I borrowed it.

- Still a wise ass. Unbelievable. - [SPITS]

Pick 5 carryover is $249,

All your hopes and dreams

- It's just me all alone. - What's this? Come here.

- [LAUGHS] What, are you shitting me? - No, man, l...

Every couple of days a new millionaire shows up...

Shooting for 2 nights 3 days

Kennedy Airport.

trying to bully me like I'm some fucking tourist.

- Don't worry about it. - No, l... I like being here.

ONE LAST THING.

I know what I'm doing.

I'm, uh... I'm sorry to be back over here for this reason.

I mean, I caught a frozen wave of cards like you fucking read about.

[MIKE NARRATING] Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.