Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Kasey’s Ali like return to the ring I believe I’ll smoke with you for a while!

Checkin' it up until the pile hits the sky

Okay? Just to... Just to warn you.

[SCOFFS] Oh, God.

and I'm always the idiot piece of shit?

I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll,

with every lousy second he deals.

This Finney Smith of a bitch all night he Turnover turnover turnover

We can help each other, like always. That's why we're here.

Some people, pros even, won't watch Vincent d'onofrio movies.

It was a piece of cake. Piece of cake.

as you can see, I can't pay you.

if we sat together and just did our thing.

C39. What did you think he had?

Wow Wow Lots of action

Cal, if you want to take it up with Lebron, Go ahead, but he’ll have your ass fired tonight.

- Hello. - Oh, hey, Mike. It's Petra. Can I come up?

All the luck in the world isn't gonna change things for these guys.

You feeling satisfied now Braedan? Cuz I can go on busting you up all night

They work for the state, you idiot.

I'll come... I'll come... I'll see you down at the club.

SO, LIKE I SAID.... TRAIN's BET IS $20

Yeah, man, l... It was a real blood game over at KGB's place.

So you're working with a partner?

Doc, you’re making good posts again... ...just keep it going brother.

All these seasons

- I'm on empty, that's why. - You are? You're tapped again?

WHAT DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? WHO ME?

He'd just won eight grand. Why go on the line behind another two?

Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of her

Well, I'm not gonna lie. There's been some reversals.

[SCOFFS] Where'd you get the scratch for that?

If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table,

desiree coake making her own sacrifice on the flame sticks with two monks in my front hall wearing ropes red and black hand me down straps. and her saying "wanna see the real coake?". and her coake indian sacrificing itself for the greater good.

who consider No-Limit the only pure game left.

- [WHIMPERING, THUD] - Get in your hole, you bitch!

- I don't even know. I don't think like that. - No, you don't think.

- We're not cops. - You wanna twirl then?

You are right. I don't have spades.

All right, whatever, whatever.

You remember when we found this place, man?

Are you with me or not?

Oh, God, you're killin' me. Mike, Mike, we gotta get you back on the game.

- [CLEARS THROAT] - Read 'em and weep.

Uh, you know what? I got my 1kg organic beef here. That's just fine by me.

Why the fuck did you lay that down?

Well, do me a favor and just put him on his own.

Pay da man his money Parrot Shit

and lose his mind along with every single chip in front of him.

- [SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN] - I counted these.

I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Kasey’s Ali like return to the ring I believe I’ll smoke with you for a while!

Let’s rip some packs

That's... That's just an old habit with me, like breathing.

Go to the rope, play in the toolbags game.

- I told you, I'm always gonna look for that edge. Always. - What's the edge now?

- What are you drinking? - Gin. Always gin.

- They are the fuckin' rake. - What the fuck are you talking about?

I can’t even figure it with the juice running

You know, Petrovsky waited and waited. So did the rest of the group.

But I learned a few things, Worm.

Hey, how'd you know I was coming back?

Instead of you owing 15 grand spread out to five guys, you owe 25 to me.

I don't bet with jobs like that.

Amarillo Slim to my right, playing in the World Series of Poker.

But l, I got a feelin' like it's runnin' in my veins

Then it's on me too.

I mean, I really am. Done.

[MIKE] Then let's get some in there.

- Yeah. Well, I figure I owe you an explanation. - Ah, not to me.

Washington, Virginia tech, Oregon, UNCW, WSU, OSU

I mean, tell me you were out drinking till you threw up.

A lot of action.

All right, kid, your first assignment. Pull up a seat next to me.

Me sitting at the big table, Doyle to my left,

With those fake Versace shirts and shit? Jesus.

That was a nifty trick the other night.

But in honor of Hage’s Ali like return to the ring

No, man, I'm off it.

my kids google meet.

So, that's the last of it, then?

- How you doin', Mikey? - Good, how you doin'?

- Thanks for making it easy, Mike. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

Call. I'll call.

I turn around, and I see him with the mechanic's grip, I know.

In the poker game of ecommerce Amazon is the fucking rake

- I was just thinkin' about you. You know, I could use you. - Oh, yeah?

Down here to have a good time, they figure...

I want to talk to you.

'cause you got two-four, and I'm not gonna draw against a made hand.

And yet they don't know it

Come all the way to Atlantic City just to see your mugs, huh?

Baby, I didn't even play.

[MIKE NARRATING] I've often seen these people, these squares, at the table.

You don't hear much about the guys who take their shot and miss

Colorado's got alligator bears

After All, I Am Paying You With Your Money

- I call. - Raise.

- Shut the fuck up! - It's too late for him to shut up.

Against your average guy, I'd set a bear trap, hardly bet at all.

Karthik and Shyam

- No, what... - What's that supposed to make me understand?

There must be some kind of story.

I need a blow job from Christy Turlington.

I tried to warn him, but he looked right through me.

Wow…. A lot of action…

Pay that man his arm butter

brandy. always brandy

Gotta bet my jacks.

Wow. Wow. Lot of action.

You spent a year of your life hiding in this fucking gym from that sick fuck...

I know... I got just the place for you. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, you gotta... you gotta think of it as a war.

I can beat the game

In The Poker Game Of Life, Women Are The Rake

- What are you doing for money? - I'm driving Knish's truck.

For someone who don't like asian girls, you spend a lot of time in Chinatown

What, are you... you gettin' cold cards?

Looks about the same.

in the style that I've grown accustomed to, and all of this without getting my ass kicked.

I'm a little short. - How short?

but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy...

In my country I’ll smirk whenever the fuck I please

Just follow me.

[NARRATING] My guess is Teddy's on a flush draw.

Writing an opinion on high-stakes poker?

You must feel proud and good.

If we get even half of that, we're home.

Well, you feeling satisfied now, Teddy?

- So, where you headed? - I'm going to Vegas.

And he makes a move toward his checks, and he looks at me.

- All right, I'll go get him. - No, no, no. He's okay now.

She got me into their little game.

Stop worrying so much about me, okay? I'm turning things around.

Your favorite movie. The outlaw Josie wales He always doubles back for a friend

Murphy! What the hell you sittin' there for? You're processed. Come on.

Feel like I'm gonna get whacked sitting here like this.

this is the only place in town.

- I got the flush. - Show me. What you got in here?

You said just jacks.

Very Cree aye tiv