Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For someone who don't like asian girls, you spend a lot of time in Chinatown

desiree coake making her own sacrifice on the flame sticks with two monks in my front hall wearing ropes red and black hand me down straps. and her saying "wanna see the real coake?". and her coake indian sacrificing itself for the greater good.

[SCOFFS] Where'd you get the scratch for that?

Wow Wow Lots of action

Okay? Just to... Just to warn you.

as you can see, I can't pay you.

- [CLEARS THROAT] - Read 'em and weep.

This Finney Smith of a bitch all night he Turnover turnover turnover

Well, do me a favor and just put him on his own.

and I'm always the idiot piece of shit?

Then it's on me too.

We can help each other, like always. That's why we're here.

That was a nifty trick the other night.

You said just jacks.

So, that's the last of it, then?

- Shut the fuck up! - It's too late for him to shut up.

With those fake Versace shirts and shit? Jesus.

if we sat together and just did our thing.

Very Cree aye tiv

with every lousy second he deals.

In my country I’ll smirk whenever the fuck I please

Washington, Virginia tech, Oregon, UNCW, WSU, OSU

I want to talk to you.

Your favorite movie. The outlaw Josie wales He always doubles back for a friend

- [WHIMPERING, THUD] - Get in your hole, you bitch!

Against your average guy, I'd set a bear trap, hardly bet at all.

You know, Petrovsky waited and waited. So did the rest of the group.

If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table,

- I don't even know. I don't think like that. - No, you don't think.

Gotta bet my jacks.

I know... I got just the place for you. Yeah, yeah.

You must feel proud and good.

They work for the state, you idiot.

I'm a little short. - How short?

I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Kasey’s Ali like return to the ring I believe I’ll smoke with you for a while!

He'd just won eight grand. Why go on the line behind another two?

You remember when we found this place, man?

You don't hear much about the guys who take their shot and miss

All the luck in the world isn't gonna change things for these guys.

Come all the way to Atlantic City just to see your mugs, huh?

Pay that man his arm butter

[MIKE NARRATING] I've often seen these people, these squares, at the table.

[NARRATING] My guess is Teddy's on a flush draw.

Uh, you know what? I got my 1kg organic beef here. That's just fine by me.

Pay da man his money Parrot Shit

But in honor of Hage’s Ali like return to the ring

Some people, pros even, won't watch Vincent d'onofrio movies.

You feeling satisfied now Braedan? Cuz I can go on busting you up all night

Go to the rope, play in the toolbags game.

In The Poker Game Of Life, Women Are The Rake

And yet they don't know it

That's... That's just an old habit with me, like breathing.

- Hello. - Oh, hey, Mike. It's Petra. Can I come up?

Well, I'm not gonna lie. There's been some reversals.

- What are you doing for money? - I'm driving Knish's truck.

I don't bet with jobs like that.

who consider No-Limit the only pure game left.

If we get even half of that, we're home.

Stop worrying so much about me, okay? I'm turning things around.

- I got the flush. - Show me. What you got in here?

Oh, God, you're killin' me. Mike, Mike, we gotta get you back on the game.

- All right, I'll go get him. - No, no, no. He's okay now.

Wow. Wow. Lot of action.

All right, whatever, whatever.

But I learned a few things, Worm.

Are you with me or not?

- No, what... - What's that supposed to make me understand?

WHAT DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? WHO ME?

- I call. - Raise.

- We're not cops. - You wanna twirl then?

It was a piece of cake. Piece of cake.

In the poker game of ecommerce Amazon is the fucking rake

I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Kasey’s Ali like return to the ring I believe I’ll smoke with you for a while!

- Yeah. Well, I figure I owe you an explanation. - Ah, not to me.

Let’s rip some packs

and lose his mind along with every single chip in front of him.

Down here to have a good time, they figure...

Colorado's got alligator bears

Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of her

[MIKE] Then let's get some in there.

brandy. always brandy

I tried to warn him, but he looked right through me.

I turn around, and I see him with the mechanic's grip, I know.

But l, I got a feelin' like it's runnin' in my veins

Just follow me.

I mean, I really am. Done.

- I was just thinkin' about you. You know, I could use you. - Oh, yeah?

All these seasons

Murphy! What the hell you sittin' there for? You're processed. Come on.

this is the only place in town.

Wow…. A lot of action…

- [SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN] - I counted these.

my kids google meet.

You spent a year of your life hiding in this fucking gym from that sick fuck...

A lot of action.

Why the fuck did you lay that down?

- Thanks for making it easy, Mike. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, man, I'm off it.

There must be some kind of story.

Feel like I'm gonna get whacked sitting here like this.

- They are the fuckin' rake. - What the fuck are you talking about?

Me sitting at the big table, Doyle to my left,

I need a blow job from Christy Turlington.

Baby, I didn't even play.

I mean, you gotta... you gotta think of it as a war.

- What are you drinking? - Gin. Always gin.

I'll come... I'll come... I'll see you down at the club.

I mean, tell me you were out drinking till you threw up.

I can’t even figure it with the juice running

After All, I Am Paying You With Your Money

Looks about the same.

- How you doin', Mikey? - Good, how you doin'?

She got me into their little game.

So you're working with a partner?

'cause you got two-four, and I'm not gonna draw against a made hand.

in the style that I've grown accustomed to, and all of this without getting my ass kicked.

What, are you... you gettin' cold cards?

Karthik and Shyam

You are right. I don't have spades.

I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll,

but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy...

Writing an opinion on high-stakes poker?

All right, kid, your first assignment. Pull up a seat next to me.

Amarillo Slim to my right, playing in the World Series of Poker.

Hey, how'd you know I was coming back?

- I told you, I'm always gonna look for that edge. Always. - What's the edge now?

- So, where you headed? - I'm going to Vegas.

Call. I'll call.

I can beat the game

Cal, if you want to take it up with Lebron, Go ahead, but he’ll have your ass fired tonight.

C39. What did you think he had?

Checkin' it up until the pile hits the sky

SO, LIKE I SAID.... TRAIN's BET IS $20

Yeah, man, l... It was a real blood game over at KGB's place.

Instead of you owing 15 grand spread out to five guys, you owe 25 to me.

Doc, you’re making good posts again... ...just keep it going brother.

And he makes a move toward his checks, and he looks at me.

Well, you feeling satisfied now, Teddy?

- I'm on empty, that's why. - You are? You're tapped again?

[SCOFFS] Oh, God.