Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In the poker game of life, women are the rake

When you have that one player you just can't get rid of

Did you have it? I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

And I let that vision blind me at the table against KGB.

Jesus, man, you're such a workin' man now. I'm never gonna see you

Very aggressive, Silent Assassin

Jim, this is cool stuff Just don’t splash the pot in there

I mean, I can't even get a table on this...

Players coming from WoW to try out this P99 They’ll be so disapointed

Thirty thousand. Count it.

I can’t believe this guy pretending to be Calsthebomb Everyone knows that dude is always negative

[MAN] It's only money. I bet.

No check here. I tap you.

I got shit. I bluffed the big ringer.

But I'm gonna find out.

and it's got nothing to do with your punctuality.

Turn your back on the people who draw the lines

So you see what I'm Saying? No fooling around. Its Napkin Time

She introduced me as her cousin from out of town who loves to gamble but wants to learn poker.

I want to help you, Michael. But $15,000, l... l...

You can't trust 'em. You can't trust 'em at all.

Each group was apprised to ignore that aspect of this matter...

Yes, he's going all in, and Chan has him.

FINDING ALL THE BEST CLIPS THAT HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM OTHER SITES.

Otherwise, the juice starts five points a week on Mike.

She's fuckin' hot. I was this close to bangin' her

Blinds, uh, 25 and 50?

If he acts meek, he's got a hand. It's that simple.

I can only fold, if I believe him. Or...

But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about last longer bets.

Still, he plays the part of the loser to perfection.

- So, how'd you do? - Ah, so-so.

Well, are you feeling satisfied now Keyser? Because I could go on busting you up all night?

So, you have my money?

SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?

Man look at your pad. You've been prospering while I've been away.

"I know a magician doesn't divulge his secrets, but..."

You sat down with the Mad Russian and she emptied your pockets?

But Yours Is A Respectable Profession."

Oh, it's Gene, is it?

- How much do you owe? - Like, ten.

I need something to get goin'. I gotta get started.

I don't wanna give it back, uh, uh

I mean, as long as I don't fuck up Moot Court, I think the job's mine.

My parents were destroyed, devastated by my decision.

Met this guy down at the bowling alley. Says he likes to play cards.

I got stones enough not to chase cards, action...

go get some real work or something, okay?

After all, I am paying you with your money

I got up, and I walked to the cashier.

I know, Grama, that's why I'm trying to put together a roll here.

Worm didn't say a fuckin' word. Got himself expelled.

Well, then I'm rooting for you, Mike.

But in honor of Mike's alley-like return to the ring,

- I don't care, just give me something. - I was entertaining Worm.

No, I don't think like you!

After all I am paying you with your money.

- The morning can't get here soon enough. - [MEN LAUGHING]

But I don't have that kind of time. I've only got till morning.

Ain't a good idea to add insult to injury, yo.

I thought so, too, all right? Now I know what real work is.

[SIGHS] It's depressing.

I put it all on the line. That's true.

Oh, hold on. Two more.

- It was wonderful. - [CHUCKLES] Thank you.

but KGB is connected all the way to the top of the Russian mob.

-what the fuck happened to you? -worms

- Well, where do you wanna start? - There's a 30-60 at the Chesterfield.

Let him walk into it. But KGB's too smart for that.

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.

Take a little money for your time, you know?

ANY PLACE, ANYWHERE...OH BY THE WAY...ANYBODY

You put a fucking move on Chan, you son of a bitch.

Lets play some fucking cards.

Oh, look at that look of the defending champ.

You were hiding from Tommy MANzy 'cause you thought he was gonna fucking pound you into oblivion.

- Sir, you have to buy 'em from me. - [SIGHS]

In Israel, before that in Europe.

You're never down and out until your chips are all gone.

Usually they go home with nothing but a story.

You keep grinding out that rent money Dan It’s noble work you’re doing

In honor of Tyler’s Ali like return to the ring Imma sit with you all for a while

But hey, you know, I think I'm hooked up for this summer.

I consolidated your outstanding debt.

Um, so now it's on me.

- I mean, I'm overdue. - Good, man, hey, I was startin' to wonder about you.

Check Check Check

After all, I am paying you with your own money

I tried to beat that blackjack game at the Horseshoe Club in Brooklyn.

All right. No problem.

Listen, um, will you give this to Petrovsky?

Tellin' jokes, draggin' the occasional pot.

Oh, what the hell.

always leave yourself an out

You're on a draw, phillies? Go away this one

$25k… I can’t even figure with the Juice Tweten

Delete, Delete, Delete!!

But in honour of Steve's Ali like return to the ring I'll swing with you all for a while

What, so you bought me up, Grama? [SCOFFS]

but all I'm really thinking about is Vegas and the fucking Mirage.

driving this lousy route handed down from Knish...

And after the ten going back to the professor,

make it look like I'm trying to buy it.

Marinacci and the D.A. were ready to cut cards for your services at that point.

That sounds solid. That's a nice hookup.

Get your money in when you have the best of it, and protect it when you don't.

Very Aggressive

We get out in a tax efficient maner Ride over to that soft seat in total market indexes

I flopped a nut straight.

I watch the cards also, but I watch the players reacting to the cards.

so I don't want to hear you bitchin', okay?

I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle.

I tell you not to overextend yourself, to rebuild,

Don’t bet all day then the first race I do, chalk chalk chalk

- Hey, Maurice. - [TOGETHER] Hey.

but I can't give up on him that easy.

Some people will cut you till you're bleedin'

Um, I was watching when the cards came out.

ALEX WHEN IT SUITS HIM

You sure this is wise, Abe? It's your money the kid's bettin' with.

That's what I meant. I didn't mean that you should try to con your way into a summer job.

- May I tell you a story? - Please.

Is this an EMEA channel or a French channel?

Hope down the drain

Yeah man, Tigers and Hogs will be a real blood Game at KGB’s place

- It's good to see you. - Good to see you, too.

I should've told you.

how did you know what everyone held?

I learned everything I could about the law.

I don't know. But there oughta be one.

- What were you doing in there? - I didn't have it.

An open invitation to lay with those lambs.

Like a young man coming in for a wiki. I feel so unsatisfied.

- Osborne. - Hi. - This is Whitley.

- Hey, thanks a lot. Yeah. - [CHUCKLES]

I NEED A BLOWJOB FROM CHRISTY TURLINGTON

You cops? You look like cops.

- Knife, fork, sauce, A-1, Luger's, but... - Yeah.

But in on of AllInLev’s Ali like return to the ring

Don't splash the pot.

We bring out all the old school tricks, stuff that would never play in the city...

You're gonna clean this game up. These guys are total suckers.

- Mike McD. God. I knew you'd be here. - Aw, man.

Cooney at the next game

how i bet san francisco when i heard uncle felix liked kc

- No time for a fucking nap. - No, we don't. That's all right.

- Jesus. Who wants more? - I'm in.

Very aggressive.

I mean, tight, but aggressive. And I do mean aggressive. That's your style, Professor.

Enough is enough, Teddy. Finish the fucking kid off.

[MIKE NARRATING] I don't know if I'm going to bring my legal career to a crashing halt...