Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You cops? You look like cops.

Usually they go home with nothing but a story.

Enough is enough, Teddy. Finish the fucking kid off.

I consolidated your outstanding debt.

- The morning can't get here soon enough. - [MEN LAUGHING]

My parents were destroyed, devastated by my decision.

[MIKE NARRATING] I don't know if I'm going to bring my legal career to a crashing halt...

That's what I meant. I didn't mean that you should try to con your way into a summer job.

I should've told you.

We get out in a tax efficient maner Ride over to that soft seat in total market indexes

-what the fuck happened to you? -worms

driving this lousy route handed down from Knish...

I mean, tight, but aggressive. And I do mean aggressive. That's your style, Professor.

I got stones enough not to chase cards, action...

I NEED A BLOWJOB FROM CHRISTY TURLINGTON

Tellin' jokes, draggin' the occasional pot.

Um, I was watching when the cards came out.

Each group was apprised to ignore that aspect of this matter...

And after the ten going back to the professor,

Did you have it? I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

Man look at your pad. You've been prospering while I've been away.

After all, I am paying you with your money

You sure this is wise, Abe? It's your money the kid's bettin' with.

After all I am paying you with your money.

- Knife, fork, sauce, A-1, Luger's, but... - Yeah.

Very aggressive.

I tell you not to overextend yourself, to rebuild,

She's fuckin' hot. I was this close to bangin' her

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.

- Hey, thanks a lot. Yeah. - [CHUCKLES]

I thought so, too, all right? Now I know what real work is.

Let him walk into it. But KGB's too smart for that.

But I don't have that kind of time. I've only got till morning.

and it's got nothing to do with your punctuality.

Don’t bet all day then the first race I do, chalk chalk chalk

But I'm gonna find out.

I watch the cards also, but I watch the players reacting to the cards.

Worm didn't say a fuckin' word. Got himself expelled.

That sounds solid. That's a nice hookup.

But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about last longer bets.

No check here. I tap you.

Um, so now it's on me.

I put it all on the line. That's true.

I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle.

Cooney at the next game

Check Check Check

I want to help you, Michael. But $15,000, l... l...

After all, I am paying you with your own money

All right. No problem.

I learned everything I could about the law.

- I mean, I'm overdue. - Good, man, hey, I was startin' to wonder about you.

- It was wonderful. - [CHUCKLES] Thank you.

but all I'm really thinking about is Vegas and the fucking Mirage.

FINDING ALL THE BEST CLIPS THAT HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM OTHER SITES.

Very aggressive, Silent Assassin

I mean, I can't even get a table on this...

how i bet san francisco when i heard uncle felix liked kc

Met this guy down at the bowling alley. Says he likes to play cards.

Yeah man, Tigers and Hogs will be a real blood Game at KGB’s place

ANY PLACE, ANYWHERE...OH BY THE WAY...ANYBODY

Oh, look at that look of the defending champ.

Players coming from WoW to try out this P99 They’ll be so disapointed

- Jesus. Who wants more? - I'm in.

but I can't give up on him that easy.

You're never down and out until your chips are all gone.

- So, how'd you do? - Ah, so-so.

Lets play some fucking cards.

An open invitation to lay with those lambs.

Like a young man coming in for a wiki. I feel so unsatisfied.

Still, he plays the part of the loser to perfection.

- Sir, you have to buy 'em from me. - [SIGHS]

Oh, hold on. Two more.

If he acts meek, he's got a hand. It's that simple.

And I let that vision blind me at the table against KGB.

I need something to get goin'. I gotta get started.

When you have that one player you just can't get rid of

Jesus, man, you're such a workin' man now. I'm never gonna see you

So, you have my money?

"I know a magician doesn't divulge his secrets, but..."

You're on a draw, phillies? Go away this one

- May I tell you a story? - Please.

I can’t believe this guy pretending to be Calsthebomb Everyone knows that dude is always negative

- How much do you owe? - Like, ten.

No, I don't think like you!

- I don't care, just give me something. - I was entertaining Worm.

Is this an EMEA channel or a French channel?

Thirty thousand. Count it.

[SIGHS] It's depressing.

- Well, where do you wanna start? - There's a 30-60 at the Chesterfield.

Ain't a good idea to add insult to injury, yo.

but KGB is connected all the way to the top of the Russian mob.

so I don't want to hear you bitchin', okay?

You sat down with the Mad Russian and she emptied your pockets?

- What were you doing in there? - I didn't have it.

Marinacci and the D.A. were ready to cut cards for your services at that point.

She introduced me as her cousin from out of town who loves to gamble but wants to learn poker.

I don't wanna give it back, uh, uh

how did you know what everyone held?

In honor of Tyler’s Ali like return to the ring Imma sit with you all for a while

Well, are you feeling satisfied now Keyser? Because I could go on busting you up all night?

Listen, um, will you give this to Petrovsky?

- Mike McD. God. I knew you'd be here. - Aw, man.

I flopped a nut straight.

- It's good to see you. - Good to see you, too.

I don't know. But there oughta be one.

Don't splash the pot.

go get some real work or something, okay?

Well, then I'm rooting for you, Mike.

I got up, and I walked to the cashier.

I know, Grama, that's why I'm trying to put together a roll here.

You put a fucking move on Chan, you son of a bitch.

- No time for a fucking nap. - No, we don't. That's all right.

In Israel, before that in Europe.

But hey, you know, I think I'm hooked up for this summer.

We bring out all the old school tricks, stuff that would never play in the city...

$25k… I can’t even figure with the Juice Tweten

make it look like I'm trying to buy it.

You were hiding from Tommy MANzy 'cause you thought he was gonna fucking pound you into oblivion.

Jim, this is cool stuff Just don’t splash the pot in there

Oh, it's Gene, is it?

I got shit. I bluffed the big ringer.

Yes, he's going all in, and Chan has him.

- Hey, Maurice. - [TOGETHER] Hey.

But in honor of Mike's alley-like return to the ring,

Get your money in when you have the best of it, and protect it when you don't.

Blinds, uh, 25 and 50?

- Osborne. - Hi. - This is Whitley.

But Yours Is A Respectable Profession."

Otherwise, the juice starts five points a week on Mike.

I mean, as long as I don't fuck up Moot Court, I think the job's mine.

I tried to beat that blackjack game at the Horseshoe Club in Brooklyn.

Delete, Delete, Delete!!

You're gonna clean this game up. These guys are total suckers.

SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?

Hope down the drain

I can only fold, if I believe him. Or...

What, so you bought me up, Grama? [SCOFFS]

always leave yourself an out

Turn your back on the people who draw the lines

Some people will cut you till you're bleedin'

In the poker game of life, women are the rake

Take a little money for your time, you know?

You keep grinding out that rent money Dan It’s noble work you’re doing

ALEX WHEN IT SUITS HIM

But in honour of Steve's Ali like return to the ring I'll swing with you all for a while

You can't trust 'em. You can't trust 'em at all.

Oh, what the hell.

Very Aggressive

[MAN] It's only money. I bet.

So you see what I'm Saying? No fooling around. Its Napkin Time