Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[MIKE NARRATING] The amazing thing is, in this collection of great legal minds,

People insist on calling it luck.

That's great, okay? But it's not me.

- So, what are you guys playing? - 20-40 Stud.

PAY DAK MAN HIS MONEY

You act like you're the only one with any fucking ambition.

I'm staging a late-night comeback here.

Let's play some calls

- You want one? - Did you give him the office?

Grabs $380 from DogShitter.... offers $10 quid....

clerk for one of you fellas this summer, right?

- I stayed in school and graduated. - [GUARD] Crank the outside.

- Tone down what, motherfucker? - Great.

yes granny oonagh brown you know when you've been oonahgpowaahepered don't you? yes i do dear after all i'm an ortanguanese ortangent oryle told me to orrfish the offestadnderies.

The full amount, huh? Well, let me look at you here.

It's not some losing hand of poker.

Yeah, I'll buzz you in.

Yeah, I know I said that, but...

- I'm playing straight. - [BUZZES]

Because as soon as he heard your name, he became real excited for the prospect.

And the trick is, I gotta take enough cash off the white guys...

Pay that man his Arm butter

I don't doubt your talent.

- Leave him enough money to buy me breakfast. - [LAUGHTER]

Hubert’s hopes and dreams

I didn't want to dispirit you like that.

The musty smell. I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.

I can probably crack the game just as quickly straight up,

Большой папа...

The pick 5 carryover at Keeneland is $249,893 Which means to total pool will be near a million. Does it have my name on it? I don’t know, but I’m going to find out

at that goulash joint on 79th Street.

- That's just what I figured. - No, no, no.

- [CHUCKLES] - And smooth things out with the others.

After all, how different can it be from the home games...

You always think you can beat the game straight up. That's not me.

- Their faces tell you everything. - You watch the man.

[WEITZ] Are you sure on that, Goldie?

No, it's easy. The whole time I was in the joint, I was just dumping money to guards.

English only at the table, no Russian.

[NARRATING] He's as close to a friend as there is in this place.

- What's going on? - Where are you at?

All your dreams hop down the fucking drain

That punch...it nearly broke Bird

I'll see you when I see you.

Motherfucker, slowrolling me like that. You said just Georgia But you made me for Pennsylvania, Donald, you're a player

Okay. Excuse me.

All this time spinnin' past till they leave you

The legends consider it their office.

- You got lucky there. - Yep, it was luck.

Hopes down the fucking drain

I was winning before this guy got here.

Mike, we could cut this room up in an hour.

I'll play it blind.

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE FUCKING RAKE!

Now, some people might look down on Worm's mechanics, call it immoral.

Yeah, I know what that feels like.

HE'S SAYING YOU'RE NOT PLAYING TW IN AIRPLANE MODE. OH, GOD. COME ON, GUYS.

I watched you, I stood by you while you lost everything before.

- You told me Grama's on his own. - KGB bankrolled him.

So what do you owe him?

- But now you're here. - That's right.

Hey, in your dreams lover

They're simply overmatched.

- Oh, hey, fuck you, man. That was different. - Why? Explain that to me.

What the fuck you talking about?

After a little while, there wasn't a crap game going...

Bet an eight ball.

[KEYS JINGLING] [DOOR OPENING]

I'm not gonna sit in the can and have my friend paying down my debt.

Buy some real jewelry, you fucking cheap bastard.

Is this an EMEA channel or a French Channel?

Well, are you feeling satisfied now Nancy? Cause I could go on busting you up all night.

Hanging ‘round

This is one time I don't need you to tell me how I fucked up.

- Okay, well, thanks. - Stay. Take a drink.

Good, so forget this game. I'll straighten you out in the city tomorrow.

For the next eight hours, it is yours.

[CHUCKLES] I'm no magician.

All your dreams... dashed.

You can't let 'em get away with it or else they think they run the place.

All this time spinnin' past till they leave you

yes i am E.T and i put bugs on ya computer screen wrinkly granny raelene snell! oh dear can't see me bloddy recycle bin or me bloddy mouse or me bloddy text to speech! now i'll have to call apple!

- Hey. - [KNISH] Hey, what's up?

I can leave now, even with Grama and KGB...

Just hear me out now, hear me out.

my life's work.

I want him to think I’m pondering a call But all I’m really thinking about is Vegas, and the fucking Mirage

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE RAKE!

Lays down a monster.

So it's still mine.

What's that, 2,500 there? I'm gonna tap your tap.

This is really a stupid thing to say Even by a Father living his life through his son.

pay dat dan his money

Only problem is, no one can get in the game anymore.

Well, you feeling satisfied now aaron

[MIKE NARRATING] The rule is this:

then ten is the best I can do.

Hold the line! You MOTHERFUCKER

I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

Pick 5 carryover is $249,893. Total pool likely to reach a million. Is my name on it? Don’t know, but I’m going to find out

But, man, you're fixing to go down hard, and it almost seems like you want to.

and i want a blow job from christy turlington.

Yeah, your Uncle Pete told me to come by if I ever was around here.

to lose it to the guards so that they keep doing me favors and shit,

Will you stop fucking around for five goddamn minutes for once in your fucking life!

Seems true to me. 'Cause walking in here,

You'll be just like one of those ex-college athletes.

Man look at your pad. You've been prospering while I've been away.

In a legal sense, can fuckin' Steinbrenner just move the Yankees?

And I don't wanna give it back, no

- What are they playing? - Uh, 20-40 forced rotation.

You think there's any other way?

Steak. Always steak.

- [MAN] Five hundred. - You won't find it in the Yellow Pages.

Quickley and JB are just fine. Relax, they’ll come up big soon enough.

I'm sure you're just talking about perogies...

Hopes down the fucking drain.

I wasn't unlucky.

Come on, listen... there's the 4:00 a.m. in Woodside. There's the Greeks.

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

What do you want me to say? Those were wild times. You were there too.

The Big ten stick it in you

Okay, well, deal me in, I guess.

Can I count on you to do that?

Besides, he could use the background if he's gonna...

Minimum buy-in $25,000.

in the poker game of poker, vegas is the rake

- Honey, con? I was networking. - [Laughs] Oh, God.

But I've made promises.

That's fine. I understand.

What can you do for me? Five hundred dollars is not even gonna get me started.

My father's office was there. It said Custodian on the door.

It's Got Earthy Tones, A Smooth Draw, Enough Kick To make some great peppers

- Whose deal? - My deal.

- Fuck! - Hey, come on! Don't be a fuckin' baby.

We stick it in you!

- I bet $2,000. - Then he plays back at me, and I get paid off.

Said I don't wanna give it back, no

I can't, I gotta go. I have a meeting.

And as always-I say this with all due respect

I probably won't even sit. You know, just kinda keep him company.

cashes out for the full amount.

they've played their whole lives?