Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The musty smell. I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.

then ten is the best I can do.

- [CHUCKLES] - And smooth things out with the others.

You can't let 'em get away with it or else they think they run the place.

Hubert’s hopes and dreams

Okay, well, deal me in, I guess.

- Honey, con? I was networking. - [Laughs] Oh, God.

and i want a blow job from christy turlington.

I watched you, I stood by you while you lost everything before.

That's great, okay? But it's not me.

[MIKE NARRATING] The amazing thing is, in this collection of great legal minds,

- Their faces tell you everything. - You watch the man.

After all, how different can it be from the home games...

Yeah, your Uncle Pete told me to come by if I ever was around here.

What do you want me to say? Those were wild times. You were there too.

All your dreams hop down the fucking drain

I don't doubt your talent.

Okay. Excuse me.

All this time spinnin' past till they leave you

Yeah, I know what that feels like.

I didn't want to dispirit you like that.

PAY DAK MAN HIS MONEY

Man look at your pad. You've been prospering while I've been away.

- So, what are you guys playing? - 20-40 Stud.

- Whose deal? - My deal.

I can probably crack the game just as quickly straight up,

I'll play it blind.

And as always-I say this with all due respect

- But now you're here. - That's right.

I'm not gonna sit in the can and have my friend paying down my debt.

You'll be just like one of those ex-college athletes.

I'm staging a late-night comeback here.

- Leave him enough money to buy me breakfast. - [LAUGHTER]

I can leave now, even with Grama and KGB...

in the poker game of poker, vegas is the rake

For the next eight hours, it is yours.

[WEITZ] Are you sure on that, Goldie?

[KEYS JINGLING] [DOOR OPENING]

- What are they playing? - Uh, 20-40 forced rotation.

[NARRATING] He's as close to a friend as there is in this place.

Said I don't wanna give it back, no

Yeah, I know I said that, but...

Buy some real jewelry, you fucking cheap bastard.

I'll see you when I see you.

yes i am E.T and i put bugs on ya computer screen wrinkly granny raelene snell! oh dear can't see me bloddy recycle bin or me bloddy mouse or me bloddy text to speech! now i'll have to call apple!

So what do you owe him?

Grabs $380 from DogShitter.... offers $10 quid....

It's Got Earthy Tones, A Smooth Draw, Enough Kick To make some great peppers

What's that, 2,500 there? I'm gonna tap your tap.

Minimum buy-in $25,000.

- [MAN] Five hundred. - You won't find it in the Yellow Pages.

HE'S SAYING YOU'RE NOT PLAYING TW IN AIRPLANE MODE. OH, GOD. COME ON, GUYS.

Большой папа...

Will you stop fucking around for five goddamn minutes for once in your fucking life!

I probably won't even sit. You know, just kinda keep him company.

cashes out for the full amount.

Seems true to me. 'Cause walking in here,

Bet an eight ball.

The pick 5 carryover at Keeneland is $249,893 Which means to total pool will be near a million. Does it have my name on it? I don’t know, but I’m going to find out

- I bet $2,000. - Then he plays back at me, and I get paid off.

It's not some losing hand of poker.

- That's just what I figured. - No, no, no.

I'm sure you're just talking about perogies...

After a little while, there wasn't a crap game going...

Hanging ‘round

Steak. Always steak.

They're simply overmatched.

No, it's easy. The whole time I was in the joint, I was just dumping money to guards.

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

pay dat dan his money

- I stayed in school and graduated. - [GUARD] Crank the outside.

But I've made promises.

Lays down a monster.

That's fine. I understand.

yes granny oonagh brown you know when you've been oonahgpowaahepered don't you? yes i do dear after all i'm an ortanguanese ortangent oryle told me to orrfish the offestadnderies.

Besides, he could use the background if he's gonna...

English only at the table, no Russian.

they've played their whole lives?

Let's play some calls

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE RAKE!

Come on, listen... there's the 4:00 a.m. in Woodside. There's the Greeks.

- I'm playing straight. - [BUZZES]

Quickley and JB are just fine. Relax, they’ll come up big soon enough.

Because as soon as he heard your name, he became real excited for the prospect.

This is one time I don't need you to tell me how I fucked up.

The legends consider it their office.

Now, some people might look down on Worm's mechanics, call it immoral.

[MIKE NARRATING] The rule is this:

People insist on calling it luck.

- You told me Grama's on his own. - KGB bankrolled him.

Hopes down the fucking drain

In a legal sense, can fuckin' Steinbrenner just move the Yankees?

Can I count on you to do that?

- Oh, hey, fuck you, man. That was different. - Why? Explain that to me.

Good, so forget this game. I'll straighten you out in the city tomorrow.

- You want one? - Did you give him the office?

You act like you're the only one with any fucking ambition.

I was winning before this guy got here.

And I don't wanna give it back, no

This is really a stupid thing to say Even by a Father living his life through his son.

Is this an EMEA channel or a French Channel?

- Okay, well, thanks. - Stay. Take a drink.

We stick it in you!

- Fuck! - Hey, come on! Don't be a fuckin' baby.

I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

Mike, we could cut this room up in an hour.

I want him to think I’m pondering a call But all I’m really thinking about is Vegas, and the fucking Mirage

What the fuck you talking about?

But, man, you're fixing to go down hard, and it almost seems like you want to.

You always think you can beat the game straight up. That's not me.

- You got lucky there. - Yep, it was luck.

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE FUCKING RAKE!

What can you do for me? Five hundred dollars is not even gonna get me started.

Just hear me out now, hear me out.

at that goulash joint on 79th Street.

I can't, I gotta go. I have a meeting.

Well, are you feeling satisfied now Nancy? Cause I could go on busting you up all night.

You think there's any other way?

Hopes down the fucking drain.

Hold the line! You MOTHERFUCKER

The full amount, huh? Well, let me look at you here.

Motherfucker, slowrolling me like that. You said just Georgia But you made me for Pennsylvania, Donald, you're a player

My father's office was there. It said Custodian on the door.

Only problem is, no one can get in the game anymore.

All your dreams... dashed.

That punch...it nearly broke Bird

clerk for one of you fellas this summer, right?

[CHUCKLES] I'm no magician.

Well, you feeling satisfied now aaron

to lose it to the guards so that they keep doing me favors and shit,

Yeah, I'll buzz you in.

Pay that man his Arm butter

my life's work.

So it's still mine.

Pick 5 carryover is $249,893. Total pool likely to reach a million. Is my name on it? Don’t know, but I’m going to find out

- Hey. - [KNISH] Hey, what's up?

I wasn't unlucky.

- What's going on? - Where are you at?

And the trick is, I gotta take enough cash off the white guys...

All this time spinnin' past till they leave you

- Tone down what, motherfucker? - Great.

The Big ten stick it in you