Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Leave him enough money to buy me breakfast. - [LAUGHTER]

What can you do for me? Five hundred dollars is not even gonna get me started.

Yeah, I know I said that, but...

I didn't want to dispirit you like that.

And as always-I say this with all due respect

You'll be just like one of those ex-college athletes.

[WEITZ] Are you sure on that, Goldie?

Is this an EMEA channel or a French Channel?

What do you want me to say? Those were wild times. You were there too.

My father's office was there. It said Custodian on the door.

- Tone down what, motherfucker? - Great.

English only at the table, no Russian.

Yeah, I'll buzz you in.

So it's still mine.

No, it's easy. The whole time I was in the joint, I was just dumping money to guards.

You act like you're the only one with any fucking ambition.

In a legal sense, can fuckin' Steinbrenner just move the Yankees?

- So, what are you guys playing? - 20-40 Stud.

Motherfucker, slowrolling me like that. You said just Georgia But you made me for Pennsylvania, Donald, you're a player

For the next eight hours, it is yours.

Minimum buy-in $25,000.

I was winning before this guy got here.

What's that, 2,500 there? I'm gonna tap your tap.

- You got lucky there. - Yep, it was luck.

- What's going on? - Where are you at?

pay dat dan his money

All this time spinnin' past till they leave you

After a little while, there wasn't a crap game going...

All your dreams hop down the fucking drain

I want him to think I’m pondering a call But all I’m really thinking about is Vegas, and the fucking Mirage

Pick 5 carryover is $249,893. Total pool likely to reach a million. Is my name on it? Don’t know, but I’m going to find out

The musty smell. I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.

- [CHUCKLES] - And smooth things out with the others.

All your dreams... dashed.

Yeah, I know what that feels like.

I wasn't unlucky.

I'll see you when I see you.

- You want one? - Did you give him the office?

The pick 5 carryover at Keeneland is $249,893 Which means to total pool will be near a million. Does it have my name on it? I don’t know, but I’m going to find out

You always think you can beat the game straight up. That's not me.

Okay, well, deal me in, I guess.

Buy some real jewelry, you fucking cheap bastard.

It's not some losing hand of poker.

- That's just what I figured. - No, no, no.

my life's work.

Well, you feeling satisfied now aaron

All this time spinnin' past till they leave you

I can probably crack the game just as quickly straight up,

- Okay, well, thanks. - Stay. Take a drink.

Come on, listen... there's the 4:00 a.m. in Woodside. There's the Greeks.

Well, are you feeling satisfied now Nancy? Cause I could go on busting you up all night.

Said I don't wanna give it back, no

Good, so forget this game. I'll straighten you out in the city tomorrow.

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

People insist on calling it luck.

- Oh, hey, fuck you, man. That was different. - Why? Explain that to me.

I probably won't even sit. You know, just kinda keep him company.

The full amount, huh? Well, let me look at you here.

[NARRATING] He's as close to a friend as there is in this place.

Will you stop fucking around for five goddamn minutes for once in your fucking life!

I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

The legends consider it their office.

What the fuck you talking about?

[MIKE NARRATING] The rule is this:

Besides, he could use the background if he's gonna...

HE'S SAYING YOU'RE NOT PLAYING TW IN AIRPLANE MODE. OH, GOD. COME ON, GUYS.

clerk for one of you fellas this summer, right?

Bet an eight ball.

Mike, we could cut this room up in an hour.

to lose it to the guards so that they keep doing me favors and shit,

We stick it in you!

[CHUCKLES] I'm no magician.

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE FUCKING RAKE!

The Big ten stick it in you

Seems true to me. 'Cause walking in here,

I can't, I gotta go. I have a meeting.

Grabs $380 from DogShitter.... offers $10 quid....

But I've made promises.

Man look at your pad. You've been prospering while I've been away.

Lays down a monster.

Quickley and JB are just fine. Relax, they’ll come up big soon enough.

Hey, in your dreams lover

And I don't wanna give it back, no

- What are they playing? - Uh, 20-40 forced rotation.

I'm sure you're just talking about perogies...

That punch...it nearly broke Bird

[MIKE NARRATING] The amazing thing is, in this collection of great legal minds,

they've played their whole lives?

- Their faces tell you everything. - You watch the man.

But, man, you're fixing to go down hard, and it almost seems like you want to.

Just hear me out now, hear me out.

[KEYS JINGLING] [DOOR OPENING]

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE RAKE!

After all, how different can it be from the home games...

I'm not gonna sit in the can and have my friend paying down my debt.

Hanging ‘round

I'm staging a late-night comeback here.

- Whose deal? - My deal.

That's great, okay? But it's not me.

Hold the line! You MOTHERFUCKER

Because as soon as he heard your name, he became real excited for the prospect.

This is really a stupid thing to say Even by a Father living his life through his son.

They're simply overmatched.

Большой папа...

- [MAN] Five hundred. - You won't find it in the Yellow Pages.

Hopes down the fucking drain

and i want a blow job from christy turlington.

- I'm playing straight. - [BUZZES]

cashes out for the full amount.

at that goulash joint on 79th Street.

yes granny oonagh brown you know when you've been oonahgpowaahepered don't you? yes i do dear after all i'm an ortanguanese ortangent oryle told me to orrfish the offestadnderies.

Let's play some calls

You can't let 'em get away with it or else they think they run the place.

You think there's any other way?

PAY DAK MAN HIS MONEY

yes i am E.T and i put bugs on ya computer screen wrinkly granny raelene snell! oh dear can't see me bloddy recycle bin or me bloddy mouse or me bloddy text to speech! now i'll have to call apple!

So what do you owe him?

Pay that man his Arm butter

Okay. Excuse me.

- Hey. - [KNISH] Hey, what's up?

- I bet $2,000. - Then he plays back at me, and I get paid off.

then ten is the best I can do.

- But now you're here. - That's right.

- Fuck! - Hey, come on! Don't be a fuckin' baby.

Hopes down the fucking drain.

I'll play it blind.

Hubert’s hopes and dreams

This is one time I don't need you to tell me how I fucked up.

- You told me Grama's on his own. - KGB bankrolled him.

- Honey, con? I was networking. - [Laughs] Oh, God.

That's fine. I understand.

Can I count on you to do that?

Steak. Always steak.

Yeah, your Uncle Pete told me to come by if I ever was around here.

I don't doubt your talent.

And the trick is, I gotta take enough cash off the white guys...

in the poker game of poker, vegas is the rake

I can leave now, even with Grama and KGB...

Now, some people might look down on Worm's mechanics, call it immoral.

- I stayed in school and graduated. - [GUARD] Crank the outside.

It's Got Earthy Tones, A Smooth Draw, Enough Kick To make some great peppers

I watched you, I stood by you while you lost everything before.

Only problem is, no one can get in the game anymore.