Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the fuck are you doin', man? You were my partner.

Um, why don't you just go ahead, and I'm gonna jump in the shower.

You know what cheers me up when I'm feelin' shitty?

- [GROUP LAUGHS] - Kid's a little tall, isn't he, Gene?

You keep grinding out that rent money, Bill. It’s noble work you are doing

You wanna take it up with Kendall, you go right ahead

Here's your fuckin' rights!

- That's good. - So, you're sitting the apple.

Nyet, Nyet. No More.

Don't give anything away.

You know when to release a shitty hand

Now, what the hell are you doing?

SO WHAT DO WE NEED?

Ah, that's 1,200 between us. We might as well play the fucking Lotto.

He's a closer Now pay that man his money!

You took yourself out of the life. You walked the fuckin' line for her.

Said I don't wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna

If we fucked up back then and got caught,

This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check.

- What feeling is that, exactly? - You know this feeling very well.

you're mid-forties. You could be pope Now there's a sign of age

Use these and be a confident person

I told you, I'm always gonna look for that edge. Always.

Uh, there's no money today.

more than just pocket change and got caught.

So you see what im saying? No fooling around. Its napkin time

They can't handle the swings.

- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about?

Joe will sit down with the mad Russian And DJT will empty his pockets

Hey, all right, take it easy.

[MIKE NARRATING] Worm and I fall into our old rhythm like Clyde Frazier and Pearl Monroe.

- Why don't I come in? I'll sit for a little while. - No.

I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Max’s Ali-like return to the ring, I'll trade with you all for a while...

Georgia Michigan

Said I don't wanna give it back

- [ANNOUNCER] And yet he doesn't know it. - Johnny fucking Chan.

Is your game sharp?

By trumps fucking crazy gorilla math

I should fucking beat the shit out of you the way he used to.

- I got the boat, queens over. - [CHUCKLES]

I know. Listen, you're the guy who taught me all the angles.

There's a lot more where that came from, Weitz.

- All right. - You and me, Mike.

Stocking up on Titan Blood. Can't get enough of it.

he's gonna wish he was still inside.

I had nothing. But he raised.

I know I fucked up.

Yeah, right over there in that cap.

Last night, I sat down at this card table.

All right, 40 it is.

- Make it look good. I mean it, make it look good. - You know me.

[MIKE NARRATING] Fold or hang tough. Call or raise the bet.

I'm all he's got.

Now, wait a minute. Make sure to be deferential.

so enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.

Oh, well, knowledge is my reward, sir.

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

- Shut up! - I'm just sayin', it's three of a kind.

I sat with the best in the world, and I won.

[MIKE NARRATING] Doyle Brunson says, The key to No-Limit...

- With my jacks. - Motherfucker, slow rolling me like that.

All right, your money's good here.

After all, I am hiring lawyers With your money

Whoa, Jesus. What happened? My old man just walked in the door.

But, baby I'm a big star now

And usually I would've let him go on chewing those Oreos till he was dead broke.

And in my house, I will plej my carr whenever the fuck I please.

All I said is just keep your mouth shut for five seconds.

Always leave yourself outs.

Oh, okay. We'll owe you.

- I'll give you a ring. - Hey, Worm?

Wow. Wow. A lot of action.

- I was trying to give us an edge. - I had 'em.

You had to put it all on the line for some Vegas pipe dream.

You've been prospering while I've been away.

There were a lot of angry people when you went away. A lot of people were mad.

You feel gut-shot. Fuck it. You didn't come here to talk about this.

A lot of people coming up to me, asking if I could help,

It’s my pipe day… You can have Dick!

Trey Lance can't win with the 49ers

Murph! Hey, come back any time. Your money's always good here.

We can't run from who we are.

Don't tease me Let's play some fucking golf

After all, I am paying you with your money.

I don't doubt your talent.

asking if I knew where to find you.

I don't know. How should I know that?

It's like 16 or 17 guys. Two full tables. All municipal workers.

You are, huh? All right. I know a game perfect for the two of us.

Give it back, no

wanting to beat a world champion.

- Jamie? - Yeah?

buy in at 8:00, next thing you know it's morning.

I'm just gonna outplay the guy.

I give you two grand, what's that buy you? A day?

- [MURMURING] - Come on! It's three of a kind!

Um, I tell ya, I got a thousand.

A nice, nutty finish.

When you become a big shot lawyer, could you find us an elevator building?

He Says The Juice Has Been Running The Entire Time On My Ten

and now you're representing that you have it.

- Check to the raiser. - Czechoslovakia.

You are officially never invited to our game again. [CHUCKLES]

…I was networking

We're not negotiating here. I tell you how it works.

Lot of action, Frank. Lot. Of. Action.

Do they allow people like you in places like this?

My name is Harold Mizell... ...and all I do is impregnate bitches for a living

there isn't a single real card player.

Some patients, out-patients even, won't eat oatmeal.

Fuck It, Let's Go.

И в своей гильдии я буду пинать кого захочу.

And you know what I did? I sat down.

No, she was a good... I knew it. I fuckin' knew it.

This one guy, Pete Frye, I probably lost like ten grand over 18 months.

- You told me a lot of things. - Yeah, yeah. And you don't listen.

They were playing cards and I read his hand blind.

No, no, that's not gonna work.

They were inconsolable.

But what choice do I have?

JERKING ALL NIGHT, HI-DEF STREAMED TO THE BIG SCREEN TV.

I need $13 million and A blow job from Christie turlington

As for Worm, well, I figure we're even.

W-Was that, like, your strong finish or something?

No, no, I was your lackey.

Would you do that?

Вздыхает

- You know, when you got your table all set. - Uh-huh.

Almost Two Weeks RESPONSES PLEASE

Does he look like a man beaten by Jacks?!

I promised I'd be there, hon.

We were the only two kids attending who didn't have a trust fund.

- Long time. - Knish. How are you?

[MIKE NARRATING] You don't hear much about guys who take their shot and miss,

- It's not where it went. - Wait a minute.

Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush, but he came up short,

Like they teach you in One-L...

Lose their fuckin' money back to 'em, all right?

- Check. - Check.

I mean, he thinks I'm a total fish.

Dowling had it three hands ago, and two hands ago I got the black Maria,

Hopes down the fucking drain

Don’t tease me

I'm just gonna outplay this guy this hand.

Can't get rid of LND