Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah, that's 1,200 between us. We might as well play the fucking Lotto.

What the fuck are you doin', man? You were my partner.

Said I don't wanna give it back

Lose their fuckin' money back to 'em, all right?

W-Was that, like, your strong finish or something?

Georgia Michigan

SO WHAT DO WE NEED?

Now, what the hell are you doing?

- Check. - Check.

And you know what I did? I sat down.

- I got the boat, queens over. - [CHUCKLES]

Hopes down the fucking drain

Give it back, no

[MIKE NARRATING] Fold or hang tough. Call or raise the bet.

[MIKE NARRATING] You don't hear much about guys who take their shot and miss,

- Shut up! - I'm just sayin', it's three of a kind.

Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush, but he came up short,

By trumps fucking crazy gorilla math

We were the only two kids attending who didn't have a trust fund.

- Check to the raiser. - Czechoslovakia.

- All right. - You and me, Mike.

No, no, that's not gonna work.

- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about?

A lot of people coming up to me, asking if I could help,

Nyet, Nyet. No More.

I know I fucked up.

Always leave yourself outs.

You are officially never invited to our game again. [CHUCKLES]

He's a closer Now pay that man his money!

I don't doubt your talent.

Oh, okay. We'll owe you.

Dowling had it three hands ago, and two hands ago I got the black Maria,

Now, wait a minute. Make sure to be deferential.

You wanna take it up with Kendall, you go right ahead

there isn't a single real card player.

Yeah, right over there in that cap.

- Jamie? - Yeah?

Like they teach you in One-L...

- You told me a lot of things. - Yeah, yeah. And you don't listen.

И в своей гильдии я буду пинать кого захочу.

- It's not where it went. - Wait a minute.

No, no, I was your lackey.

- Why don't I come in? I'll sit for a little while. - No.

This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check.

more than just pocket change and got caught.

I had nothing. But he raised.

Does he look like a man beaten by Jacks?!

I'm just gonna outplay the guy.

It’s my pipe day… You can have Dick!

My name is Harold Mizell... ...and all I do is impregnate bitches for a living

It's like 16 or 17 guys. Two full tables. All municipal workers.

Almost Two Weeks RESPONSES PLEASE

But, baby I'm a big star now

All right, 40 it is.

JERKING ALL NIGHT, HI-DEF STREAMED TO THE BIG SCREEN TV.

I give you two grand, what's that buy you? A day?

you're mid-forties. You could be pope Now there's a sign of age

We can't run from who we are.

he's gonna wish he was still inside.

Here's your fuckin' rights!

You keep grinding out that rent money, Bill. It’s noble work you are doing

wanting to beat a world champion.

- What feeling is that, exactly? - You know this feeling very well.

Hey, in your dreams lover

I don't know. How should I know that?

We're not negotiating here. I tell you how it works.

Can't get rid of LND

There's a lot more where that came from, Weitz.

Last night, I sat down at this card table.

I should fucking beat the shit out of you the way he used to.

Uh, there's no money today.

Hey, all right, take it easy.

Whoa, Jesus. What happened? My old man just walked in the door.

so enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.

A nice, nutty finish.

No, she was a good... I knew it. I fuckin' knew it.

buy in at 8:00, next thing you know it's morning.

Joe will sit down with the mad Russian And DJT will empty his pockets

I sat with the best in the world, and I won.

You know when to release a shitty hand

Some patients, out-patients even, won't eat oatmeal.

Fuck It, Let's Go.

As for Worm, well, I figure we're even.

- You know, when you got your table all set. - Uh-huh.

If we fucked up back then and got caught,

So you see what im saying? No fooling around. Its napkin time

Oh, well, knowledge is my reward, sir.

asking if I knew where to find you.

But what choice do I have?

They were playing cards and I read his hand blind.

They can't handle the swings.

I mean, he thinks I'm a total fish.

[MIKE NARRATING] Worm and I fall into our old rhythm like Clyde Frazier and Pearl Monroe.

All I said is just keep your mouth shut for five seconds.

Use these and be a confident person

You are, huh? All right. I know a game perfect for the two of us.

Don't tease me Let's play some fucking golf

I'm just gonna outplay this guy this hand.

Wow. Wow. A lot of action.

- That's good. - So, you're sitting the apple.

- I was trying to give us an edge. - I had 'em.

You feel gut-shot. Fuck it. You didn't come here to talk about this.

They were inconsolable.

You took yourself out of the life. You walked the fuckin' line for her.

…I was networking

[MIKE NARRATING] Doyle Brunson says, The key to No-Limit...

And usually I would've let him go on chewing those Oreos till he was dead broke.

This one guy, Pete Frye, I probably lost like ten grand over 18 months.

I'm all he's got.

- I'll give you a ring. - Hey, Worm?

Stocking up on Titan Blood. Can't get enough of it.

All right, your money's good here.

When you become a big shot lawyer, could you find us an elevator building?

- Long time. - Knish. How are you?

After all, I am paying you with your money.

You had to put it all on the line for some Vegas pipe dream.

- [ANNOUNCER] And yet he doesn't know it. - Johnny fucking Chan.

I need $13 million and A blow job from Christie turlington

Is your game sharp?

I promised I'd be there, hon.

After all, I am hiring lawyers With your money

Um, why don't you just go ahead, and I'm gonna jump in the shower.

- Make it look good. I mean it, make it look good. - You know me.

Don't give anything away.

- With my jacks. - Motherfucker, slow rolling me like that.

There were a lot of angry people when you went away. A lot of people were mad.

He Says The Juice Has Been Running The Entire Time On My Ten

Вздыхает

- [MURMURING] - Come on! It's three of a kind!

I know. Listen, you're the guy who taught me all the angles.

Trey Lance can't win with the 49ers

Said I don't wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna

- [GROUP LAUGHS] - Kid's a little tall, isn't he, Gene?

You've been prospering while I've been away.

Don’t tease me

You know what cheers me up when I'm feelin' shitty?

Do they allow people like you in places like this?

I told you, I'm always gonna look for that edge. Always.

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

And in my house, I will plej my carr whenever the fuck I please.

Murph! Hey, come back any time. Your money's always good here.

I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Max’s Ali-like return to the ring, I'll trade with you all for a while...

Um, I tell ya, I got a thousand.

Lot of action, Frank. Lot. Of. Action.

and now you're representing that you have it.

Would you do that?