Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, why don't you just go ahead, and I'm gonna jump in the shower.

- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about?

A nice, nutty finish.

They were playing cards and I read his hand blind.

buy in at 8:00, next thing you know it's morning.

It's like 16 or 17 guys. Two full tables. All municipal workers.

Joe will sit down with the mad Russian And DJT will empty his pockets

So you see what im saying? No fooling around. Its napkin time

Use these and be a confident person

They can't handle the swings.

Lot of action, Frank. Lot. Of. Action.

There's a lot more where that came from, Weitz.

And in my house, I will plej my carr whenever the fuck I please.

They were inconsolable.

After all, I am paying you with your money.

I need $13 million and A blow job from Christie turlington

Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush, but he came up short,

Um, I tell ya, I got a thousand.

- I got the boat, queens over. - [CHUCKLES]

- What feeling is that, exactly? - You know this feeling very well.

You keep grinding out that rent money, Bill. It’s noble work you are doing

Georgia Michigan

…I was networking

I told you, I'm always gonna look for that edge. Always.

It’s my pipe day… You can have Dick!

- [GROUP LAUGHS] - Kid's a little tall, isn't he, Gene?

- I was trying to give us an edge. - I had 'em.

wanting to beat a world champion.

He's a closer Now pay that man his money!

I know. Listen, you're the guy who taught me all the angles.

You feel gut-shot. Fuck it. You didn't come here to talk about this.

I'm all he's got.

and now you're representing that you have it.

W-Was that, like, your strong finish or something?

- Check to the raiser. - Czechoslovakia.

- Check. - Check.

you're mid-forties. You could be pope Now there's a sign of age

JERKING ALL NIGHT, HI-DEF STREAMED TO THE BIG SCREEN TV.

But, baby I'm a big star now

This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check.

Hey, all right, take it easy.

Don't tease me Let's play some fucking golf

[MIKE NARRATING] Doyle Brunson says, The key to No-Limit...

he's gonna wish he was still inside.

You've been prospering while I've been away.

Lose their fuckin' money back to 'em, all right?

No, she was a good... I knew it. I fuckin' knew it.

You are, huh? All right. I know a game perfect for the two of us.

Yeah, right over there in that cap.

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

He Says The Juice Has Been Running The Entire Time On My Ten

No, no, I was your lackey.

Here's your fuckin' rights!

After all, I am hiring lawyers With your money

This one guy, Pete Frye, I probably lost like ten grand over 18 months.

- That's good. - So, you're sitting the apple.

I mean, he thinks I'm a total fish.

I know I fucked up.

You had to put it all on the line for some Vegas pipe dream.

- Jamie? - Yeah?

Oh, well, knowledge is my reward, sir.

But what choice do I have?

All right, 40 it is.

We're not negotiating here. I tell you how it works.

I don't doubt your talent.

Trey Lance can't win with the 49ers

By trumps fucking crazy gorilla math

И в своей гильдии я буду пинать кого захочу.

Stocking up on Titan Blood. Can't get enough of it.

Don’t tease me

Hopes down the fucking drain

- It's not where it went. - Wait a minute.

If we fucked up back then and got caught,

asking if I knew where to find you.

I'm just gonna outplay the guy.

[MIKE NARRATING] Fold or hang tough. Call or raise the bet.

Fuck It, Let's Go.

- Why don't I come in? I'll sit for a little while. - No.

SO WHAT DO WE NEED?

Said I don't wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna

Nyet, Nyet. No More.

You wanna take it up with Kendall, you go right ahead

Oh, okay. We'll owe you.

- You told me a lot of things. - Yeah, yeah. And you don't listen.

there isn't a single real card player.

Wow. Wow. A lot of action.

Hey, in your dreams lover

Said I don't wanna give it back

- Long time. - Knish. How are you?

[MIKE NARRATING] Worm and I fall into our old rhythm like Clyde Frazier and Pearl Monroe.

We can't run from who we are.

You know what cheers me up when I'm feelin' shitty?

[MIKE NARRATING] You don't hear much about guys who take their shot and miss,

All I said is just keep your mouth shut for five seconds.

I'm just gonna outplay this guy this hand.

You are officially never invited to our game again. [CHUCKLES]

Like they teach you in One-L...

- I'll give you a ring. - Hey, Worm?

- [ANNOUNCER] And yet he doesn't know it. - Johnny fucking Chan.

Murph! Hey, come back any time. Your money's always good here.

- All right. - You and me, Mike.

Always leave yourself outs.

Whoa, Jesus. What happened? My old man just walked in the door.

Last night, I sat down at this card table.

All right, your money's good here.

My name is Harold Mizell... ...and all I do is impregnate bitches for a living

As for Worm, well, I figure we're even.

Would you do that?

Ah, that's 1,200 between us. We might as well play the fucking Lotto.

What the fuck are you doin', man? You were my partner.

Вздыхает

Dowling had it three hands ago, and two hands ago I got the black Maria,

- Shut up! - I'm just sayin', it's three of a kind.

so enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.

You know when to release a shitty hand

Can't get rid of LND

more than just pocket change and got caught.

We were the only two kids attending who didn't have a trust fund.

Some patients, out-patients even, won't eat oatmeal.

I don't know. How should I know that?

Do they allow people like you in places like this?

Is your game sharp?

I give you two grand, what's that buy you? A day?

Don't give anything away.

- Make it look good. I mean it, make it look good. - You know me.

Almost Two Weeks RESPONSES PLEASE

I had nothing. But he raised.

I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Max’s Ali-like return to the ring, I'll trade with you all for a while...

No, no, that's not gonna work.

Does he look like a man beaten by Jacks?!

When you become a big shot lawyer, could you find us an elevator building?

And you know what I did? I sat down.

Now, what the hell are you doing?

Uh, there's no money today.

- [MURMURING] - Come on! It's three of a kind!

- You know, when you got your table all set. - Uh-huh.

You took yourself out of the life. You walked the fuckin' line for her.

I promised I'd be there, hon.

- With my jacks. - Motherfucker, slow rolling me like that.

And usually I would've let him go on chewing those Oreos till he was dead broke.

Now, wait a minute. Make sure to be deferential.

I sat with the best in the world, and I won.

Give it back, no

I should fucking beat the shit out of you the way he used to.

A lot of people coming up to me, asking if I could help,

There were a lot of angry people when you went away. A lot of people were mad.