Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They come play right after they get their paychecks. It's very fat.

- [CHATTERING] - [POKER CHIPS CLATTERING]

I don't wanna give it back, no

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

The key to no limit holdem is to put a man to a decision for all his chips

Bullshit. Worm tells me that's precisely what you are.

I think I might be in line for a clerkship.

- Vegas, huh? - Yeah.

that was created solely to separate students by race.

Все верно

OPs Hopes For Quiting The Day Job Down The Fucking Drain

- I know a guy whose cousin can get us in. - All right.

Where the fuck do I get off?

What are they, the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?

Well, then, I'm asking.

Pass it to you.

You must be kicking yourself...

- I mean it. No, I'm really off it. - I know, I know.

Mr Son of a bitch, let’s play some Laparoscopic Bowel Running

This one is not good for you.

Hopes down the fucking drain.

A lot of vibes.

[MIKE NARRATING] I know all the reasons I shouldn't be here,

You only start with jacks or better split,

I learned it from you, Mike.

I can't even figure it with the juice.

You feeling satisfied now Jimmy?

Not even Teddy KGB's immune to getting a little rattled.

I mean, I'm already behind here.

and I see Johnny Chan walk in.

- And did your parents get over it? - No.

- This is my boyfriend Michael. - [GROUP] Hello, Michael.

2023 Michigan Football We know what we're holding and we know what you're holding

You keep grinding out that rent money Dan It’s noble work you’re doing

Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan, Phil Helmuth...

I got a thou. And that's, you know...

- How are you, you workaholics? - Worm.

It's fine. I'll make a couple of moves earlier than I would have normally...

So, what I've got to do is over-bet the pot,

Twice in one week.

Oh, Jesus, you know what? Fuck all that 'cause we needed that pot.

It's got earthy tones, a smooth draw, enough kick to win me the Hi and the Lo.

- Jo, look, I missed one meeting. - It's not about the meeting.

but I'll tell you what happens to 'em.

Last card coming.

It’s a fucking joke anyway.

Nope. You didn't do it this time. I'm gonna raise you.

- Know exactly when to release a shitty hand. - Come on, Mike, forget that.

- You couldn't lie to yourself. - I tried.

Proud Rounders You must feel proud and good

Here, why don't you pull up a chair.

But there are others, like Doyle Brunson,

- Hi. - Barbara. Worm said you'd be running a little late.

- That's the point. - No, Mike, you can lose.

I would bust his ass the next time he acts up and then ask him.. Are you feeling satisfied now? Because I can go on busting you up all night.

- I'm just... - No. I was nowhere near a card game.

- Oh, fuck, man. - I mean it.

Look at the control. Look at that fuck.

Jeff Kaplan Gorilla Math

SHUT UP! I'M JUST SAYIN', I'VE BEEN KILLING IT.

This is temporary? Will you be back next semester?

A47 Ribe: i only got C.

- Hold on there a fucking second. - Easy. What are you doing?

I don't even know what you're saying.

Charts don't matter I'll play it blind

What she should have done 40 years ago #HER LOSS

- That place is a mitt joint. - I know. It was, like, ouch. I'm so stupid.

Hopes down the fucking drain

Late-night rally.

I just want you to think long term, all right? Be smart.

I'll sure Anytime, anyplace, anywhere... Oh, by the way, anybody.

And in my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

- Motherfucker! - You leave me no choice, the way you play.

Nyet! Nyet! No more!

And for that, I owe.

LAST TIME I STICK IT IN YOU.

- I re-raised. - Re-raise.

the size of your stack is almost as important as the quality of your cards.

Nervous? Nah. The Cats are rolling. Just drink some beers and watch them stomp the Gators.

Me responding to my friends that voted for the Orange Menace a 2nd time...

- The old partners here, we're gonna run like... - No, no, no, I'm off it.

And we don't stop until one of us has it all.

You heard Mike. He's good for it. Come on.

What do you need? 500? A grand?

For someone with no money, you spend alot of time socialising

and they in turn attract the sharks.

one last card in the deck that can help them.

In honor of agent k's Ali like return

It went to Roman and Maurice?

the case which controls the issue at bar would be, uh, Bovine v Shinehouse

It's a berry patch right outside New York City... prime pickings.

- [TV: MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING] - I haven't seen the place in a while.

What the fuck are you talking about? What saying?

Strong enough to beat the world

- What are you talking about? I won these fair and square. - You don't even smoke, Worm.

She beat me. Straight up

That's why they took me.

And he goes, he sits 300-600.

- Which holds... - [McKINNON] Texas v. Johnson?

I’m Sorry Chris….I forgot my rankings

- There's four. - There's a cigar shop in Brooklyn.

It's gonna blow your mind, blow your mind.

I heard you asking before, and I hear you asking now, but I can't do that.

AGGREASIVE AGGREASIVE

- Good luck. - Thanks, sweetie.

In honor of Enios Ali-Like return to apex I’ll be on early tonight.

- You gotta square things away with Grama. - No way, Mike.

A game like this doesn't come together often outside the casinos.

First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks.

Roman and Maurice? They're Russian outfit guys.

- Um... - It's important.

Get the fuck outta here, you cocksuckers! Shit!

No, no, you're gonna get out of the way. It's gonna land on me.

All right, I raise.

Anyway, when you make the opening remarks, make sure you stick to the fact pattern.

Why does this still seem like gambling to you?

Nothing's changed. Nothing has changed.

You been working? Is your game sharp?

I'm not gonna get down on my knees for that jerk-off.

- What did you say? - Your money.

In honor of Donnie’s Ali-like return To the ring, I’m gonna be sippin’ on some Old Grand Dad

And i want a blowjob from chrissy terlington

and you get yourself out of this trouble.

I think the most important thing is to be respectful to the judges but not obsequious.

If the seven didn't help you, we'll listen to what you have to say.

For someone who doesnt whore, you spend a lot of time around prostitution

I’m going to vegas

Oh, look at you. Fuck!

You are a brilliant man Scotty.

[NARRATING] There's my money card, nine of hearts.

No, no, we're just here to see Grama.

I'll see you later.

I'll sit with you all for a while.

Yes, he's going all in and Chan has him.

Wow. Wow. Lot of action.

Wow. Wow. Lot of action.

This is beautiful. Welcome to the Chesterfield south.

My father sent me away to New York...

If you had to do it all over again,