Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- The old partners here, we're gonna run like... - No, no, no, I'm off it.

I can't even figure it with the juice.

Strong enough to beat the world

- Know exactly when to release a shitty hand. - Come on, Mike, forget that.

That's why they took me.

2023 Michigan Football We know what we're holding and we know what you're holding

I got a thou. And that's, you know...

SHUT UP! I'M JUST SAYIN', I'VE BEEN KILLING IT.

- [TV: MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING] - I haven't seen the place in a while.

Late-night rally.

- I re-raised. - Re-raise.

It's fine. I'll make a couple of moves earlier than I would have normally...

I think I might be in line for a clerkship.

Jeff Kaplan Gorilla Math

[MIKE NARRATING] I know all the reasons I shouldn't be here,

If the seven didn't help you, we'll listen to what you have to say.

I'll sit with you all for a while.

She beat me. Straight up

Hopes down the fucking drain

Get the fuck outta here, you cocksuckers! Shit!

It's a berry patch right outside New York City... prime pickings.

What do you need? 500? A grand?

I'll see you later.

Last card coming.

- Good luck. - Thanks, sweetie.

If you had to do it all over again,

Pass it to you.

- Hi. - Barbara. Worm said you'd be running a little late.

Roman and Maurice? They're Russian outfit guys.

I'm not gonna get down on my knees for that jerk-off.

and they in turn attract the sharks.

I don't wanna give it back, no

This one is not good for you.

- I'm just... - No. I was nowhere near a card game.

- What are you talking about? I won these fair and square. - You don't even smoke, Worm.

It's got earthy tones, a smooth draw, enough kick to win me the Hi and the Lo.

It went to Roman and Maurice?

Mr Son of a bitch, let’s play some Laparoscopic Bowel Running

You keep grinding out that rent money Dan It’s noble work you’re doing

In honor of Enios Ali-Like return to apex I’ll be on early tonight.

the size of your stack is almost as important as the quality of your cards.

Hopes down the fucking drain.

For someone with no money, you spend alot of time socialising

They come play right after they get their paychecks. It's very fat.

In honor of agent k's Ali like return

I think the most important thing is to be respectful to the judges but not obsequious.

AGGREASIVE AGGREASIVE

My father sent me away to New York...

No, no, you're gonna get out of the way. It's gonna land on me.

- Motherfucker! - You leave me no choice, the way you play.

Look at the control. Look at that fuck.

- [CHATTERING] - [POKER CHIPS CLATTERING]

and you get yourself out of this trouble.

Not even Teddy KGB's immune to getting a little rattled.

but I'll tell you what happens to 'em.

Why does this still seem like gambling to you?

It’s a fucking joke anyway.

- You gotta square things away with Grama. - No way, Mike.

- I mean it. No, I'm really off it. - I know, I know.

Nyet! Nyet! No more!

I’m going to vegas

- Which holds... - [McKINNON] Texas v. Johnson?

and I see Johnny Chan walk in.

- You couldn't lie to yourself. - I tried.

- How are you, you workaholics? - Worm.

Nothing's changed. Nothing has changed.

What the fuck are you talking about? What saying?

- Um... - It's important.

Me responding to my friends that voted for the Orange Menace a 2nd time...

A game like this doesn't come together often outside the casinos.

You must be kicking yourself...

I just want you to think long term, all right? Be smart.

No, no, we're just here to see Grama.

And he goes, he sits 300-600.

All right, I raise.

And in my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

What she should have done 40 years ago #HER LOSS

- Oh, fuck, man. - I mean it.

Nope. You didn't do it this time. I'm gonna raise you.

I’m Sorry Chris….I forgot my rankings

I don't even know what you're saying.

For someone who doesnt whore, you spend a lot of time around prostitution

I learned it from you, Mike.

I would bust his ass the next time he acts up and then ask him.. Are you feeling satisfied now? Because I can go on busting you up all night.

You only start with jacks or better split,

[NARRATING] There's my money card, nine of hearts.

Nervous? Nah. The Cats are rolling. Just drink some beers and watch them stomp the Gators.

Proud Rounders You must feel proud and good

And we don't stop until one of us has it all.

Twice in one week.

Well, then, I'm asking.

You are a brilliant man Scotty.

It's gonna blow your mind, blow your mind.

So, what I've got to do is over-bet the pot,

Yes, he's going all in and Chan has him.

Wow. Wow. Lot of action.

Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan, Phil Helmuth...

And i want a blowjob from chrissy terlington

- That's the point. - No, Mike, you can lose.

I mean, I'm already behind here.

- That place is a mitt joint. - I know. It was, like, ouch. I'm so stupid.

LAST TIME I STICK IT IN YOU.

You feeling satisfied now Jimmy?

- Vegas, huh? - Yeah.

You heard Mike. He's good for it. Come on.

- What did you say? - Your money.

- I know a guy whose cousin can get us in. - All right.

This is beautiful. Welcome to the Chesterfield south.

Charts don't matter I'll play it blind

the case which controls the issue at bar would be, uh, Bovine v Shinehouse

Anyway, when you make the opening remarks, make sure you stick to the fact pattern.

A lot of vibes.

Where the fuck do I get off?

I'll sure Anytime, anyplace, anywhere... Oh, by the way, anybody.

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

- And did your parents get over it? - No.

Oh, look at you. Fuck!

OPs Hopes For Quiting The Day Job Down The Fucking Drain

Here, why don't you pull up a chair.

What are they, the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?

Oh, Jesus, you know what? Fuck all that 'cause we needed that pot.

Bullshit. Worm tells me that's precisely what you are.

- Hold on there a fucking second. - Easy. What are you doing?

that was created solely to separate students by race.

- This is my boyfriend Michael. - [GROUP] Hello, Michael.

Wow. Wow. Lot of action.

You been working? Is your game sharp?

And for that, I owe.

Все верно

This is temporary? Will you be back next semester?

A47 Ribe: i only got C.

In honor of Donnie’s Ali-like return To the ring, I’m gonna be sippin’ on some Old Grand Dad

I heard you asking before, and I hear you asking now, but I can't do that.

But there are others, like Doyle Brunson,

- There's four. - There's a cigar shop in Brooklyn.

one last card in the deck that can help them.

- Jo, look, I missed one meeting. - It's not about the meeting.

First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks.