Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why does this still seem like gambling to you?

And in my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

You keep grinding out that rent money Dan It’s noble work you’re doing

- You couldn't lie to yourself. - I tried.

Nope. You didn't do it this time. I'm gonna raise you.

- Oh, fuck, man. - I mean it.

Last card coming.

In honor of Enios Ali-Like return to apex I’ll be on early tonight.

- Which holds... - [McKINNON] Texas v. Johnson?

What do you need? 500? A grand?

[MIKE NARRATING] I know all the reasons I shouldn't be here,

- [CHATTERING] - [POKER CHIPS CLATTERING]

Anyway, when you make the opening remarks, make sure you stick to the fact pattern.

If the seven didn't help you, we'll listen to what you have to say.

In honor of agent k's Ali like return

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

This is beautiful. Welcome to the Chesterfield south.

Not even Teddy KGB's immune to getting a little rattled.

Strong enough to beat the world

Pass it to you.

A lot of vibes.

- That's the point. - No, Mike, you can lose.

They come play right after they get their paychecks. It's very fat.

- That place is a mitt joint. - I know. It was, like, ouch. I'm so stupid.

It's fine. I'll make a couple of moves earlier than I would have normally...

I got a thou. And that's, you know...

I'll sure Anytime, anyplace, anywhere... Oh, by the way, anybody.

Roman and Maurice? They're Russian outfit guys.

If you had to do it all over again,

Nothing's changed. Nothing has changed.

Nyet! Nyet! No more!

I don't wanna give it back, no

My father sent me away to New York...

Well, then, I'm asking.

I’m going to vegas

And i want a blowjob from chrissy terlington

I learned it from you, Mike.

A game like this doesn't come together often outside the casinos.

- This is my boyfriend Michael. - [GROUP] Hello, Michael.

I'll sit with you all for a while.

I just want you to think long term, all right? Be smart.

That's why they took me.

And he goes, he sits 300-600.

You only start with jacks or better split,

Все верно

It's gonna blow your mind, blow your mind.

- Motherfucker! - You leave me no choice, the way you play.

Me responding to my friends that voted for the Orange Menace a 2nd time...

Hopes down the fucking drain.

- Hi. - Barbara. Worm said you'd be running a little late.

You must be kicking yourself...

AGGREASIVE AGGREASIVE

And we don't stop until one of us has it all.

For someone with no money, you spend alot of time socialising

the size of your stack is almost as important as the quality of your cards.

No, no, you're gonna get out of the way. It's gonna land on me.

Get the fuck outta here, you cocksuckers! Shit!

First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks.

- Know exactly when to release a shitty hand. - Come on, Mike, forget that.

- [TV: MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING] - I haven't seen the place in a while.

Wow. Wow. Lot of action.

LAST TIME I STICK IT IN YOU.

2023 Michigan Football We know what we're holding and we know what you're holding

- Vegas, huh? - Yeah.

And for that, I owe.

Wow. Wow. Lot of action.

Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan, Phil Helmuth...

It went to Roman and Maurice?

I mean, I'm already behind here.

You feeling satisfied now Jimmy?

- And did your parents get over it? - No.

You are a brilliant man Scotty.

It's got earthy tones, a smooth draw, enough kick to win me the Hi and the Lo.

- What did you say? - Your money.

- There's four. - There's a cigar shop in Brooklyn.

In honor of Donnie’s Ali-like return To the ring, I’m gonna be sippin’ on some Old Grand Dad

I would bust his ass the next time he acts up and then ask him.. Are you feeling satisfied now? Because I can go on busting you up all night.

Jeff Kaplan Gorilla Math

OPs Hopes For Quiting The Day Job Down The Fucking Drain

but I'll tell you what happens to 'em.

- You gotta square things away with Grama. - No way, Mike.

- I mean it. No, I'm really off it. - I know, I know.

She beat me. Straight up

So, what I've got to do is over-bet the pot,

Proud Rounders You must feel proud and good

All right, I raise.

The key to no limit holdem is to put a man to a decision for all his chips

But there are others, like Doyle Brunson,

Look at the control. Look at that fuck.

one last card in the deck that can help them.

A47 Ribe: i only got C.

You been working? Is your game sharp?

I'll see you later.

Twice in one week.

Oh, look at you. Fuck!

This is temporary? Will you be back next semester?

and you get yourself out of this trouble.

I can't even figure it with the juice.

- I'm just... - No. I was nowhere near a card game.

- I re-raised. - Re-raise.

- Good luck. - Thanks, sweetie.

- The old partners here, we're gonna run like... - No, no, no, I'm off it.

SHUT UP! I'M JUST SAYIN', I'VE BEEN KILLING IT.

I'm not gonna get down on my knees for that jerk-off.

What she should have done 40 years ago #HER LOSS

Bullshit. Worm tells me that's precisely what you are.

It’s a fucking joke anyway.

I think the most important thing is to be respectful to the judges but not obsequious.

[NARRATING] There's my money card, nine of hearts.

Nervous? Nah. The Cats are rolling. Just drink some beers and watch them stomp the Gators.

the case which controls the issue at bar would be, uh, Bovine v Shinehouse

This one is not good for you.

Oh, Jesus, you know what? Fuck all that 'cause we needed that pot.

Charts don't matter I'll play it blind

I’m Sorry Chris….I forgot my rankings

Hopes down the fucking drain

and they in turn attract the sharks.

that was created solely to separate students by race.

What the fuck are you talking about? What saying?

- Jo, look, I missed one meeting. - It's not about the meeting.

- I know a guy whose cousin can get us in. - All right.

Yes, he's going all in and Chan has him.

You heard Mike. He's good for it. Come on.

Where the fuck do I get off?

Here, why don't you pull up a chair.

- How are you, you workaholics? - Worm.

What are they, the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?

It's a berry patch right outside New York City... prime pickings.

I don't even know what you're saying.

- Um... - It's important.

Late-night rally.

- What are you talking about? I won these fair and square. - You don't even smoke, Worm.

No, no, we're just here to see Grama.

I think I might be in line for a clerkship.

- Hold on there a fucking second. - Easy. What are you doing?

Mr Son of a bitch, let’s play some Laparoscopic Bowel Running

and I see Johnny Chan walk in.

I heard you asking before, and I hear you asking now, but I can't do that.

For someone who doesnt whore, you spend a lot of time around prostitution