Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what I do. That's the way I live.

Dirk lance can't stay and he doesn't know it.

they are the F@&$ing rake

And I just decided, you know, I don't care about the money.

Pay that Burr His Dollar

A47 Ribe: I.. I only got C

- Motherfucker! That is it! - [GRAMA] That's it?

Well, I think clearly the, uh...

Fuck it, let’s go.

Know what cheers me up when LGF trades off? Check raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off them.

When my buddies know Friday’s Check is riding on Saturday’s game

A hand over a mouth.

- I got cleaned out. - Mike McD? You lost?

All right, I'll call the two grand. I'll gamble.

Strong enough to beat the world.

Lead counsel for plaintiff, Mr. McDermott,

You've been rolling fags in the Village again. [GRUNTS]

I'm done. I'm out of it.

You little punk

Pay that woman her money!

It nearly broke Bird

No. It inspired me. I think I was on my way out anyway.

After all - I am paying you with your money!

About eight, nine months ago, I'm at the Taj, it's late,

I like to hide, and that's part of the fun for me, you know?

that has no bearing in the premises.

Didn't want to be found.

Just like a young man coming in for a quickie.

Joey Knish is a New York legend.

Beckton You must feel proud and good

It's not... It's not a fucking pipe dream.

Midnight, gettin' uptight Where are you

This is Teddy KGB's place.

When someone asks you what coin got you to 500K remember to say this

Just do me a favor. Give me five minutes.

Kyfaninky, I can’t go with you on this. Any road win in conference play is great.

Look, I'm gonna triple that in half an hour, princess. Let's go.

from this last time I stick it in you.

I don't mean to interrupt you future magistrates and noblemen,

Fuck this low-limit shit. Can we go get something to eat? I got comped at the noodle bar.

The key to the game is playing the man, not the cards.

That was Biatch

AND I NEED A BLOWJOB FROM CHRISTY TURLINGTON

so tone it down a little, all right?

Yeah, but she was a good-Iooking older woman. You gotta give me that.

I feel so unsatisfied. Coming in for a Swiftie.

- To the bettor. - Check's good.

I'll definitely do that, but I can't dump to these guys.

Turned my ten grand into just over 60.

Tom is a flounder

Well, I had six, but I had to know.

And then they've passed you by

at the World Series of Poker every single year?

It's a monster hand, and I'm gonna lay that down...

And then I gotta go to fuckin' Queens. I gotta load the truck.

I raise. You know, if we wanted to take each other's rolls,

Pay him Pay that man Jeff his money

I think you got that ace, Roman, but I'm gonna pay for it.

Well, you feeling satisified now, Donald?

Grinding it out on his fuckin' leather ass? No, thank you.

- Make it five. - You're raising me 300, kid?

Maybe this is a game can be beat.

Gin. Always gin.

I hate to see you like this.

Everybody puts an eye on him.

We both start with a couple of racks.

but there's still plenty of money for the taking.

You've seen half a hand. How the fuck are you betting into us?

You keep grinding out that rent money, Joe. It's noble work you're doing.

So, that's it then, hmm?

Then go out to suburbia, man. Play in a fuckin' dentist's game, okay?

Gin Always gin.

Mr. McDermott has been unreachable,

I'm laying this down, Teddy.

This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check.

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

i’m up 15, 16 points from this last time i stick it in you

Bahn Mi!? Bahn You!!

In my house I will eat a roll Whenever the fuck I please

Well, Cal is the coach, he can scream at Lebron No he can’t, Lebron will have his ass fired.

Don’t you worry Dan… It will all be over soon

It’s good enough to win. Take it down.

Texas will pay Chris Beard Pay that man his money

So, you're looking for a little grace, Lester, some charity?

[MIKE NARRATING] I tell ya, it's hard leaving that game.

I'm in the worst kind, with the worst guy.

I bet the full amount.

Wow. A lot of action.

$450 I can't event figure it with the tariffs

[MAN SINGING IN ITALIAN]

A rotating group of ten or twelve judges, prosecutors and professors.

All these seasons

in honor of Jeff’s Ali-like return to the ring

Other times, like holding a small pair against two over cards,

- Oh, '88 World Series, huh? - Yeah.

- Ho! - Changing $500.

- [LAUGHING] - [WORM] Let's go. Let's go.

to live with distant cousins.

- You know him from hunting then, huh? - Yeah, yeah, actually.

I bet you the pot limit, kiddo.

I'll scrape something together, and I'll find you this week.

Well, that's the important thing with the game of Hold 'Em.

All your dreams --- down the drain

Whatever. Just get in it and drive me far away from here.

- Ace. - Oh, you got it. - And six.

I am still up 20 grand...

A lot of action

Yeah? When I win, are you gonna pay me back with my own fucking money?

In honor of K's Ali like return

[MIKE NARRATING] Worm's dad did the grounds, when he wasn't too fuckin' drunk.

Who are you starting tonight?

The truth is, I can always find games, though.

What's going on?

I know you can.

Jacks are a monster compared to the crap you play, Taki.

Very Eggggressive

She beat me. Straight up

Tell us who else was involved, and we'll go easy on you.

All right, here's the thing. You only play premium hands.

But as Canada Bill Jones said, It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

There's not a lot of faith in you out there in the business community.

- Oh, come on. - It's good enough to win. Take it down.

please proceed with oral arguments now.

Catching that Jack on the turn. -You got lucky there. - Yep, it was luck

Down here, the millionaires are scarce or they're playing craps,

A true grinder.

Even his regular club, Vorshay's, got shut down.

Each player is dealt two cards face down.

Paid 15 to Grama, six went back to the Chesterfield.

Fuck them til they’re dead.

Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

[MIKE NARRATING] They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.

Michael McDermott.

No, 15 grand in five days. I can do that. I've gone on rushes like that before.

I'm going to bet...

Man! You've been prospering while I've been away.

[WOMAN] I kinda like this robusto.

Usually, credit players only leave with their profit.

What I did was go partners with an old friend of yours.

It's like an ace up my sleeve. What else?

So that's why you made that run on KGB's place.

I know, man. I was really... I was really up big.

She's fuckin' hot. I was this close to bangin' her when they sent me away.

Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.

- That's you. - Oh, thanks.

Now, you don't wanna butt onions with these guys.

Trudeau It’ll all be over soon

Hopes down the fucking drain

No, man, no. Listen. Find the games, scout 'em out, I sit, I mop 'em up.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S BATTLE. HERE WE GO.

- God, I think I cracked a rib. - What the fuck were you thinking?

I love the Cameroon wrapper on this baby. Nice and oily.

Get me straightened out.

But yours is a respectable profession.

Bugbee? Pay that man his money.

Short-stacked and long odds against, all their outs gone,

We’re all fucking right guys And we won’t be pushed around

[MIKE NARRATING] The poker room at the Mirage in Vegas...

No, I give it to you, I'm wasting it.

- I had the... I had the money. - Hey!

WOW Lot of ACTION

La, la, la, la, la la, la, yeah

- Come here. - [Narrator] But tonight, I don't want to see him.

Guys around here'll tell ya... you play for a living.

- Wired aces or kings? - Rags.

Rolling up a stake and going to Vegas.

Waking up whenever, grabbing a coffee, and shooting birds till noon and possums at night

Sometimes it's not about skill. 46.5 from one player