Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Man! You've been prospering while I've been away.

Well, I had six, but I had to know.

What's going on?

A true grinder.

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

Sometimes it's not about skill. 46.5 from one player

Well, Cal is the coach, he can scream at Lebron No he can’t, Lebron will have his ass fired.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S BATTLE. HERE WE GO.

Trudeau It’ll all be over soon

It’s good enough to win. Take it down.

Short-stacked and long odds against, all their outs gone,

What I did was go partners with an old friend of yours.

I don't mean to interrupt you future magistrates and noblemen,

She's fuckin' hot. I was this close to bangin' her when they sent me away.

This is Teddy KGB's place.

- [LAUGHING] - [WORM] Let's go. Let's go.

Don’t you worry Dan… It will all be over soon

La, la, la, la, la la, la, yeah

they are the F@&$ing rake

[MIKE NARRATING] I tell ya, it's hard leaving that game.

Catching that Jack on the turn. -You got lucky there. - Yep, it was luck

I raise. You know, if we wanted to take each other's rolls,

Texas will pay Chris Beard Pay that man his money

Whatever. Just get in it and drive me far away from here.

Didn't want to be found.

Each player is dealt two cards face down.

Usually, credit players only leave with their profit.

please proceed with oral arguments now.

And I just decided, you know, I don't care about the money.

Know what cheers me up when LGF trades off? Check raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off them.

And then I gotta go to fuckin' Queens. I gotta load the truck.

I'm in the worst kind, with the worst guy.

Get me straightened out.

- Wired aces or kings? - Rags.

- You know him from hunting then, huh? - Yeah, yeah, actually.

So, you're looking for a little grace, Lester, some charity?

I am still up 20 grand...

She beat me. Straight up

I bet you the pot limit, kiddo.

but there's still plenty of money for the taking.

Just like a young man coming in for a quickie.

Well, you feeling satisified now, Donald?

I think you got that ace, Roman, but I'm gonna pay for it.

Well, I think clearly the, uh...

I like to hide, and that's part of the fun for me, you know?

WOW Lot of ACTION

- I got cleaned out. - Mike McD? You lost?

Kyfaninky, I can’t go with you on this. Any road win in conference play is great.

But as Canada Bill Jones said, It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

You've been rolling fags in the Village again. [GRUNTS]

- To the bettor. - Check's good.

- That's you. - Oh, thanks.

[MIKE NARRATING] They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.

Tell us who else was involved, and we'll go easy on you.

In honor of K's Ali like return

A lot of action

It's not... It's not a fucking pipe dream.

from this last time I stick it in you.

Fuck this low-limit shit. Can we go get something to eat? I got comped at the noodle bar.

The key to the game is playing the man, not the cards.

When my buddies know Friday’s Check is riding on Saturday’s game

Bugbee? Pay that man his money.

You little punk

It nearly broke Bird

I know you can.

I'm laying this down, Teddy.

That's what I do. That's the way I live.

- Make it five. - You're raising me 300, kid?

Dirk lance can't stay and he doesn't know it.

Maybe this is a game can be beat.

In my house I will eat a roll Whenever the fuck I please

Lead counsel for plaintiff, Mr. McDermott,

Gin Always gin.

- Oh, '88 World Series, huh? - Yeah.

Michael McDermott.

I feel so unsatisfied. Coming in for a Swiftie.

This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check.

Even his regular club, Vorshay's, got shut down.

Mr. McDermott has been unreachable,

A47 Ribe: I.. I only got C

There's not a lot of faith in you out there in the business community.

I'll definitely do that, but I can't dump to these guys.

Turned my ten grand into just over 60.

Midnight, gettin' uptight Where are you

Strong enough to beat the world.

Beckton You must feel proud and good

Fuck it, let’s go.

Rolling up a stake and going to Vegas.

A hand over a mouth.

No, I give it to you, I'm wasting it.

Paid 15 to Grama, six went back to the Chesterfield.

- Oh, come on. - It's good enough to win. Take it down.

- Come here. - [Narrator] But tonight, I don't want to see him.

Everybody puts an eye on him.

AND I NEED A BLOWJOB FROM CHRISTY TURLINGTON

So that's why you made that run on KGB's place.

Down here, the millionaires are scarce or they're playing craps,

Pay him Pay that man Jeff his money

[MIKE NARRATING] Worm's dad did the grounds, when he wasn't too fuckin' drunk.

Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

[MAN SINGING IN ITALIAN]

I'm done. I'm out of it.

Who are you starting tonight?

About eight, nine months ago, I'm at the Taj, it's late,

After all - I am paying you with your money!

That was Biatch

I'm going to bet...

so tone it down a little, all right?

Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.

We’re all fucking right guys And we won’t be pushed around

Bahn Mi!? Bahn You!!

Look, I'm gonna triple that in half an hour, princess. Let's go.

Tom is a flounder

- I had the... I had the money. - Hey!

at the World Series of Poker every single year?

We both start with a couple of racks.

Now, you don't wanna butt onions with these guys.

Then go out to suburbia, man. Play in a fuckin' dentist's game, okay?

Yeah? When I win, are you gonna pay me back with my own fucking money?

No, man, no. Listen. Find the games, scout 'em out, I sit, I mop 'em up.

And then they've passed you by

[WOMAN] I kinda like this robusto.

The truth is, I can always find games, though.

Waking up whenever, grabbing a coffee, and shooting birds till noon and possums at night

I love the Cameroon wrapper on this baby. Nice and oily.

I know, man. I was really... I was really up big.

Jacks are a monster compared to the crap you play, Taki.

Guys around here'll tell ya... you play for a living.

Very Eggggressive

Gin. Always gin.

You've seen half a hand. How the fuck are you betting into us?

- Ace. - Oh, you got it. - And six.

No. It inspired me. I think I was on my way out anyway.

All right, I'll call the two grand. I'll gamble.

I'll scrape something together, and I'll find you this week.

Wow. A lot of action.

All these seasons

[MIKE NARRATING] The poker room at the Mirage in Vegas...

I bet the full amount.

Joey Knish is a New York legend.

$450 I can't event figure it with the tariffs

Pay that woman her money!

It's a monster hand, and I'm gonna lay that down...

Other times, like holding a small pair against two over cards,

Grinding it out on his fuckin' leather ass? No, thank you.

Hopes down the fucking drain

But yours is a respectable profession.

It's like an ace up my sleeve. What else?

So, that's it then, hmm?

All your dreams --- down the drain

I hate to see you like this.

- Motherfucker! That is it! - [GRAMA] That's it?

Yeah, but she was a good-Iooking older woman. You gotta give me that.

When someone asks you what coin got you to 500K remember to say this

All right, here's the thing. You only play premium hands.

Well, that's the important thing with the game of Hold 'Em.

Pay that Burr His Dollar

A rotating group of ten or twelve judges, prosecutors and professors.

Just do me a favor. Give me five minutes.

to live with distant cousins.

that has no bearing in the premises.

in honor of Jeff’s Ali-like return to the ring

Fuck them til they’re dead.

No, 15 grand in five days. I can do that. I've gone on rushes like that before.

- Ho! - Changing $500.

- God, I think I cracked a rib. - What the fuck were you thinking?

i’m up 15, 16 points from this last time i stick it in you