Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everybody puts an eye on him.

at the World Series of Poker every single year?

We both start with a couple of racks.

- You know him from hunting then, huh? - Yeah, yeah, actually.

so tone it down a little, all right?

You've seen half a hand. How the fuck are you betting into us?

- I got cleaned out. - Mike McD? You lost?

So that's why you made that run on KGB's place.

Just like a young man coming in for a quickie.

I raise. You know, if we wanted to take each other's rolls,

Even his regular club, Vorshay's, got shut down.

Look, I'm gonna triple that in half an hour, princess. Let's go.

Tell us who else was involved, and we'll go easy on you.

About eight, nine months ago, I'm at the Taj, it's late,

ALL RIGHT, LET'S BATTLE. HERE WE GO.

Just do me a favor. Give me five minutes.

I'm done. I'm out of it.

[MAN SINGING IN ITALIAN]

There's not a lot of faith in you out there in the business community.

I know you can.

$450 I can't event figure it with the tariffs

- Come here. - [Narrator] But tonight, I don't want to see him.

In my house I will eat a roll Whenever the fuck I please

No, I give it to you, I'm wasting it.

Down here, the millionaires are scarce or they're playing craps,

I hate to see you like this.

- Oh, '88 World Series, huh? - Yeah.

What's going on?

It's a monster hand, and I'm gonna lay that down...

Beckton You must feel proud and good

Grinding it out on his fuckin' leather ass? No, thank you.

[MIKE NARRATING] They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.

I like to hide, and that's part of the fun for me, you know?

Pay that woman her money!

Don’t you worry Dan… It will all be over soon

WOW Lot of ACTION

- Ho! - Changing $500.

You little punk

Catching that Jack on the turn. -You got lucky there. - Yep, it was luck

A true grinder.

- Make it five. - You're raising me 300, kid?

It nearly broke Bird

This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check.

I don't mean to interrupt you future magistrates and noblemen,

She beat me. Straight up

Man! You've been prospering while I've been away.

Pay that Burr His Dollar

please proceed with oral arguments now.

Gin Always gin.

After all - I am paying you with your money!

Hopes down the fucking drain

A hand over a mouth.

Turned my ten grand into just over 60.

I love the Cameroon wrapper on this baby. Nice and oily.

Guys around here'll tell ya... you play for a living.

She's fuckin' hot. I was this close to bangin' her when they sent me away.

What I did was go partners with an old friend of yours.

You keep grinding out that rent money, Joe. It's noble work you're doing.

Whatever. Just get in it and drive me far away from here.

That was Biatch

I'll scrape something together, and I'll find you this week.

Short-stacked and long odds against, all their outs gone,

Then go out to suburbia, man. Play in a fuckin' dentist's game, okay?

No. It inspired me. I think I was on my way out anyway.

Each player is dealt two cards face down.

I'm going to bet...

Wow. A lot of action.

Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

I bet you the pot limit, kiddo.

[MIKE NARRATING] I tell ya, it's hard leaving that game.

to live with distant cousins.

- God, I think I cracked a rib. - What the fuck were you thinking?

- I had the... I had the money. - Hey!

I bet the full amount.

I am still up 20 grand...

A47 Ribe: I.. I only got C

I know, man. I was really... I was really up big.

When someone asks you what coin got you to 500K remember to say this

that has no bearing in the premises.

Michael McDermott.

It's like an ace up my sleeve. What else?

Mr. McDermott has been unreachable,

but there's still plenty of money for the taking.

But as Canada Bill Jones said, It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

i’m up 15, 16 points from this last time i stick it in you

The truth is, I can always find games, though.

Who are you starting tonight?

Well, I had six, but I had to know.

- To the bettor. - Check's good.

It's not... It's not a fucking pipe dream.

Yeah, but she was a good-Iooking older woman. You gotta give me that.

I'm in the worst kind, with the worst guy.

You've been rolling fags in the Village again. [GRUNTS]

All right, I'll call the two grand. I'll gamble.

Bahn Mi!? Bahn You!!

Sometimes it's not about skill. 46.5 from one player

Other times, like holding a small pair against two over cards,

A rotating group of ten or twelve judges, prosecutors and professors.

- Ace. - Oh, you got it. - And six.

And then I gotta go to fuckin' Queens. I gotta load the truck.

Trudeau It’ll all be over soon

Now, you don't wanna butt onions with these guys.

Joey Knish is a New York legend.

[WOMAN] I kinda like this robusto.

I feel so unsatisfied. Coming in for a Swiftie.

Fuck them til they’re dead.

No, 15 grand in five days. I can do that. I've gone on rushes like that before.

in honor of Jeff’s Ali-like return to the ring

Pay him Pay that man Jeff his money

The key to the game is playing the man, not the cards.

No, man, no. Listen. Find the games, scout 'em out, I sit, I mop 'em up.

Midnight, gettin' uptight Where are you

Lead counsel for plaintiff, Mr. McDermott,

- That's you. - Oh, thanks.

- Oh, come on. - It's good enough to win. Take it down.

That's what I do. That's the way I live.

All right, here's the thing. You only play premium hands.

Jacks are a monster compared to the crap you play, Taki.

It’s good enough to win. Take it down.

So, you're looking for a little grace, Lester, some charity?

All your dreams --- down the drain

In honor of K's Ali like return

Paid 15 to Grama, six went back to the Chesterfield.

Very Eggggressive

Well, you feeling satisified now, Donald?

Well, that's the important thing with the game of Hold 'Em.

Waking up whenever, grabbing a coffee, and shooting birds till noon and possums at night

Usually, credit players only leave with their profit.

I'm laying this down, Teddy.

AND I NEED A BLOWJOB FROM CHRISTY TURLINGTON

Dirk lance can't stay and he doesn't know it.

Fuck this low-limit shit. Can we go get something to eat? I got comped at the noodle bar.

But yours is a respectable profession.

Texas will pay Chris Beard Pay that man his money

Fuck it, let’s go.

Get me straightened out.

- Wired aces or kings? - Rags.

Bugbee? Pay that man his money.

Didn't want to be found.

from this last time I stick it in you.

Strong enough to beat the world.

[MIKE NARRATING] The poker room at the Mirage in Vegas...

Gin. Always gin.

Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.

And then they've passed you by

I'll definitely do that, but I can't dump to these guys.

they are the F@&$ing rake

Know what cheers me up when LGF trades off? Check raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off them.

[MIKE NARRATING] Worm's dad did the grounds, when he wasn't too fuckin' drunk.

Maybe this is a game can be beat.

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

So, that's it then, hmm?

I think you got that ace, Roman, but I'm gonna pay for it.

All these seasons

A lot of action

This is Teddy KGB's place.

We’re all fucking right guys And we won’t be pushed around

Kyfaninky, I can’t go with you on this. Any road win in conference play is great.

Yeah? When I win, are you gonna pay me back with my own fucking money?

And I just decided, you know, I don't care about the money.

- [LAUGHING] - [WORM] Let's go. Let's go.

- Motherfucker! That is it! - [GRAMA] That's it?

Well, I think clearly the, uh...

La, la, la, la, la la, la, yeah

Tom is a flounder

When my buddies know Friday’s Check is riding on Saturday’s game

Well, Cal is the coach, he can scream at Lebron No he can’t, Lebron will have his ass fired.

Rolling up a stake and going to Vegas.