Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, yeah? - But I knew you'd be back.

I'm not a leech, all right?

In the poker game of life, 4 footers from above the hole are the rake.

Yeah. Bama and the Hogs will be a real blood game At KGB’s place

Nothing but a busted flush

Why do you think the same Fraters play in the Charity Poker Tournaments... Are they the best poker players in the Fraternity?

impacting schoolchildren and schools in the district...

One rounder, Crispy Linetta, sat under some pretense,

I’m known as a grinder, but not tonight

Second of all, I'm never going back there.

I'm in. wow. wow. a lot of action.

The guys want to think I'm trying to bust Nit But what I'm really doing is thinking of the Vic

Hey! Easy, easy, easy, easy. God!

I can't call and give him a chance to catch.

He knows Seidel's gonna bluff at it.

the worst thing that was going to happen was maybe catch a beating, get expelled.

which perfume are you gonna buy? hollister wave.

HEY POKERSTARS GIVE ME THREE STACKS OF HIGH SOCIETY

2020 taxes be like

I was giving you a living, Mike,

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

He beat me. Straight up.

Well, I knew there was a reason why you were lead counsel,

They took every fucking nickel.

LO will stick it in you

He’s not gonna be pushed around

You are right. Its instagram

- Go ahead. - [NARRATING] I just got top two pair on the flop,

Good. Feel free to reload at any time.

[TRAIN NARRATING] They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.

But if you're looking for high stakes,

'Cause I got a hollow in my head

PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY

Look, this is what I love about you... you think about the big picture.

If it must be tonight,

Otherwise, you got one day, or this'll feel like a Swedish massage.

First prize at the TKE Charity Poker Tournament is a Trophy. Does it have your name on it?

Fuck them til they’re dead.

I'm gonna go get him.

And the juice is still running!

The fuck did you lay that down?

Last night I felt alive for the first time since I got busted at KGB’s joint

COME ON! I'VE BEEN KILLING IT IN HERE!

- So, it got me to thinkin'. - Really, you thinkin' now? That's big.

No, you're good.

I don't care about the meeting. Do you even know why I left this morning?

- It's a skill game, Jo. - Great. So why'd you have to lie to me?

Come to Colorado to see A hellava elk!

You can't take chips from another player at the table.

My Dad said.... When the money is gone its time to move on

You were hiding from your troubles then. You're hiding from your troubles now.

It happens to everyone. Time to time, everyone goes bust.

I will text the group whenever the fyuck I want

You know, the way you calculate odds on the spot, the way you read people.

All right, I call.

Uh, you know what? I got my 1kg organic beef here. That's just fine by me.

- Fold the hand. - Look, this is our thing that we're talking about.

At least give me a story. You know, I mean...

Don’t worry Dan It will all be over soon

Eventually, he was going to bluff at the wrong pot. I was gonna take him.

I thought, maybe, you know, the boys upstate brought about a few changes in you.

That's the fourth time you done played that bitch of spades on my ass.

Shit I didn't even play

Hey, hey, why don't you warm up a seat for me. I'll catch up with you.

- Just because. - Forget it.

Listen, things haven't been that smooth on the home front,

SYB 12U Summer Coaches

Ryan the philipino kid To me and every other parent out there

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

- I can stay. - Listen, I tell ya, I'Il... I'Il, um...

A few times, I have to fold the case on him, just so it won't be obvious.

Motherfucker, slowrolling me like that. You said just Pennsylvania But you made me for Georgia, Donald, you're a player

Check raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off 'em.

Was that, like, your strong finish or something?

Okay. Good. There's $20.

All right, free card. Here we go.

[NARRATING] I know before the cards are even turned over.

Kid, he paying you for this late night shit?

What the fuck are you talking about?

It's like I think I'm sick of cocaine

but these guys are fast company.

[MIKE NARRATING] In Confessions of a Winning Poker Player, Jack King said,

It's like a locomotive running through your stomach.

Well, are you feeling thirsty now Teddy? Cause I’m getting ready to drink some beers

- You won't feel a thing. - [CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] He asked you if that stung, Birch.

[NARRATING] He doesn't look like much,

No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em is the Cadillac of poker.

But by the time I was 13,

They can't handle the calorie loads.

- No, not a chance. - I'll sit at the other table and play straight.

Kid's got Alligator blood can't get rid of him

- That's two on you, Murph. - Oh, yeah. Sorry.

pay that wyna her money.

Worm. I just can't believe you still know someone called Worm.

We're like friends, so if nobody complains, do you have a problem?

He beat me, straight up

but l, uh, I need a word.

Motherfucker, slowrolling me like that. You said just Georgia But you made for Pennsylvania, Donald, you're a player

i’m up 15, 16 points from the last time i stick it in you

There's no other game in which fortunes can change so much from hand to hand.

Hey, thanks, but I mean, that's, like, 11 bets.

All right. I'll wait for you.

Da, da, da, da, yeah

I'm paying you with your money

- Hey, Moogie. - Let me ask you a question.

don't you worry, son.

wow. wow. a lot of nukes over there.

The pride of my yeshiva.

- [CHUCKLES] - Let me tell you, it ain't worth it.

Fuck it, let’s go.

if you want 'em back, you can trade me for 'em, or try to play double or nothing tomorrow.

Who are you starting tonight? I'm sorry John. I don't remember.

I know you're in here.

What? Where the fuck do you get off? 25 grand?

I suggest we wait another five minutes, and then choose another lead counsel.

Can I talk to you for a second, Cosmonaut?

Well, why don't you change and we'll get a cab.

but I gotta trim enough smokes off the black guys that I can trade and keep myself...

I'm not gonna preach to you, but those two guys in there, they're not rabbits.

Of course, the grounds weren't all we did.

they never miss a lawyer's league game.

Said I don't want to

I’m sure this will be the lead story on ESPN. The NCAA will somehow spin this as these were actually UK students dressed in Carolina gear.

to rounders who forget the cardinal fuckin' rule...

Really? Well, I'm not much of a card player.

They can't handle the weight swings.

♠️❤️♣️♦️

You didn't have it?

Didn't I tell you...

Hey JP, After all I am paying you with your money

if we don't keep backing trump we couldn't respect ourselves in the morning

[SIGHS] [CHUCKLES]

And in my club, I will plej my carr whenever the fuck I please.

- Huh? You gonna go away again? - I wasn't printing.

You always told me that this was the rule.

You don't think that's work, what he does?

For someone that doesnt do the city you spend alot of time in the cbd

I never... I never told anybody this.

You said Grama's on his own.

I owe rent, alimony, child support. I play for money.

you should've bought those puts, mike

I told you, man, you didn't have to give it all back to 'em.

- We'll have a ball. - Not a fucking chance I'm gonna live like that.

and focus instead on the idea of de facto segregation.

[MIKE NARRATING] The judges' game.

You know the drill, okay? I'm not gonna smoke 'em. I'll hold on to 'em.

With that pot you just dumped on that fucking V-neck sweater,

We catch everything.

- But thanks, I appreciate it. - Premium hands.

But three days... three days is impossible. All right?

It’s a skill game Jo. Why do you think the same guys make It to the World Series of poker every year? Are they the luckiest people in Vegas?

- How'd it go? - Oh, great.

and Judge Kaplan missed the flush.

You know what I meant. I meant that you should use your head.

Let's play some cards.