Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I owe rent, alimony, child support. I play for money.

Hey JP, After all I am paying you with your money

The fuck did you lay that down?

But if you're looking for high stakes,

The pride of my yeshiva.

Can I talk to you for a second, Cosmonaut?

You don't think that's work, what he does?

which perfume are you gonna buy? hollister wave.

I never... I never told anybody this.

What the fuck are you talking about?

- Go ahead. - [NARRATING] I just got top two pair on the flop,

First prize at the TKE Charity Poker Tournament is a Trophy. Does it have your name on it?

Fuck it, let’s go.

All right. I'll wait for you.

You were hiding from your troubles then. You're hiding from your troubles now.

Last night I felt alive for the first time since I got busted at KGB’s joint

- Huh? You gonna go away again? - I wasn't printing.

Who are you starting tonight? I'm sorry John. I don't remember.

Motherfucker, slowrolling me like that. You said just Pennsylvania But you made me for Georgia, Donald, you're a player

You can't take chips from another player at the table.

PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY

Shit I didn't even play

[MIKE NARRATING] In Confessions of a Winning Poker Player, Jack King said,

Kid's got Alligator blood can't get rid of him

I'm in. wow. wow. a lot of action.

You know what I meant. I meant that you should use your head.

Kid, he paying you for this late night shit?

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

- Hey, Moogie. - Let me ask you a question.

Why do you think the same Fraters play in the Charity Poker Tournaments... Are they the best poker players in the Fraternity?

Motherfucker, slowrolling me like that. You said just Georgia But you made for Pennsylvania, Donald, you're a player

Okay. Good. There's $20.

Good. Feel free to reload at any time.

'Cause I got a hollow in my head

HEY POKERSTARS GIVE ME THREE STACKS OF HIGH SOCIETY

- I can stay. - Listen, I tell ya, I'Il... I'Il, um...

Yeah. Bama and the Hogs will be a real blood game At KGB’s place

I'm gonna go get him.

Said I don't want to

I’m known as a grinder, but not tonight

There's no other game in which fortunes can change so much from hand to hand.

And in my club, I will plej my carr whenever the fuck I please.

He’s not gonna be pushed around

COME ON! I'VE BEEN KILLING IT IN HERE!

It's like a locomotive running through your stomach.

Nothing but a busted flush

Well, I knew there was a reason why you were lead counsel,

Eventually, he was going to bluff at the wrong pot. I was gonna take him.

- How'd it go? - Oh, great.

You know, the way you calculate odds on the spot, the way you read people.

- Just because. - Forget it.

Fuck them til they’re dead.

Hey, hey, why don't you warm up a seat for me. I'll catch up with you.

2020 taxes be like

They can't handle the calorie loads.

I suggest we wait another five minutes, and then choose another lead counsel.

I told you, man, you didn't have to give it all back to 'em.

Listen, things haven't been that smooth on the home front,

My Dad said.... When the money is gone its time to move on

SYB 12U Summer Coaches

- [CHUCKLES] - Let me tell you, it ain't worth it.

- No, not a chance. - I'll sit at the other table and play straight.

but l, uh, I need a word.

Uh, you know what? I got my 1kg organic beef here. That's just fine by me.

[MIKE NARRATING] The judges' game.

wow. wow. a lot of nukes over there.

and focus instead on the idea of de facto segregation.

LO will stick it in you

I'm paying you with your money

- That's two on you, Murph. - Oh, yeah. Sorry.

but I gotta trim enough smokes off the black guys that I can trade and keep myself...

Let's play some cards.

He beat me. Straight up.

For someone that doesnt do the city you spend alot of time in the cbd

All right, free card. Here we go.

[NARRATING] He doesn't look like much,

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

if we don't keep backing trump we couldn't respect ourselves in the morning

you should've bought those puts, mike

With that pot you just dumped on that fucking V-neck sweater,

I'm not gonna preach to you, but those two guys in there, they're not rabbits.

[SIGHS] [CHUCKLES]

Don’t worry Dan It will all be over soon

- But thanks, I appreciate it. - Premium hands.

All right, I call.

Hey! Easy, easy, easy, easy. God!

I thought, maybe, you know, the boys upstate brought about a few changes in you.

The guys want to think I'm trying to bust Nit But what I'm really doing is thinking of the Vic

Otherwise, you got one day, or this'll feel like a Swedish massage.

They can't handle the weight swings.

- We'll have a ball. - Not a fucking chance I'm gonna live like that.

Really? Well, I'm not much of a card player.

but these guys are fast company.

No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em is the Cadillac of poker.

We catch everything.

impacting schoolchildren and schools in the district...

I will text the group whenever the fyuck I want

It's like I think I'm sick of cocaine

I can't call and give him a chance to catch.

Second of all, I'm never going back there.

It’s a skill game Jo. Why do you think the same guys make It to the World Series of poker every year? Are they the luckiest people in Vegas?

A few times, I have to fold the case on him, just so it won't be obvious.

And the juice is still running!

i’m up 15, 16 points from the last time i stick it in you

It happens to everyone. Time to time, everyone goes bust.

You didn't have it?

♠️❤️♣️♦️

We're like friends, so if nobody complains, do you have a problem?

they never miss a lawyer's league game.

You always told me that this was the rule.

They took every fucking nickel.

Didn't I tell you...

the worst thing that was going to happen was maybe catch a beating, get expelled.

- You won't feel a thing. - [CHUCKLES]

Look, this is what I love about you... you think about the big picture.

I'm not a leech, all right?

to rounders who forget the cardinal fuckin' rule...

- Fold the hand. - Look, this is our thing that we're talking about.

No, you're good.

You said Grama's on his own.

You know the drill, okay? I'm not gonna smoke 'em. I'll hold on to 'em.

Of course, the grounds weren't all we did.

[TRAIN NARRATING] They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.

I don't care about the meeting. Do you even know why I left this morning?

In the poker game of life, 4 footers from above the hole are the rake.

- So, it got me to thinkin'. - Really, you thinkin' now? That's big.

If it must be tonight,

What? Where the fuck do you get off? 25 grand?

[CHUCKLES] He asked you if that stung, Birch.

I’m sure this will be the lead story on ESPN. The NCAA will somehow spin this as these were actually UK students dressed in Carolina gear.

Well, are you feeling thirsty now Teddy? Cause I’m getting ready to drink some beers

- Oh, yeah? - But I knew you'd be back.

- It's a skill game, Jo. - Great. So why'd you have to lie to me?

Check raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off 'em.

He beat me, straight up

if you want 'em back, you can trade me for 'em, or try to play double or nothing tomorrow.

Worm. I just can't believe you still know someone called Worm.

But three days... three days is impossible. All right?

Ryan the philipino kid To me and every other parent out there

and Judge Kaplan missed the flush.

That's the fourth time you done played that bitch of spades on my ass.

I know you're in here.

At least give me a story. You know, I mean...

Come to Colorado to see A hellava elk!

don't you worry, son.

Was that, like, your strong finish or something?

Well, why don't you change and we'll get a cab.

You are right. Its instagram

I was giving you a living, Mike,

But by the time I was 13,

One rounder, Crispy Linetta, sat under some pretense,

Hey, thanks, but I mean, that's, like, 11 bets.

He knows Seidel's gonna bluff at it.

pay that wyna her money.

[NARRATING] I know before the cards are even turned over.

Da, da, da, da, yeah