Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Where the fuck do you get off? 25 grand?

Don’t worry Dan It will all be over soon

[MIKE NARRATING] The judges' game.

Eventually, he was going to bluff at the wrong pot. I was gonna take him.

Ruben got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

And in my club, I will plej my carr whenever the fuck I please.

but l, uh, I need a word.

All right. I'll wait for you.

- Huh? You gonna go away again? - I wasn't printing.

- It's a skill game, Jo. - Great. So why'd you have to lie to me?

- But thanks, I appreciate it. - Premium hands.

If it must be tonight,

Let's play some cards.

I will text the group whenever the fyuck I want

It's like a locomotive running through your stomach.

HEY POKERSTARS GIVE ME THREE STACKS OF HIGH SOCIETY

♠️❤️♣️♦️

Fuck it, let’s go.

- Oh, yeah? - But I knew you'd be back.

You know the drill, okay? I'm not gonna smoke 'em. I'll hold on to 'em.

You always told me that this was the rule.

Nothing but a busted flush

You don't think that's work, what he does?

- So, it got me to thinkin'. - Really, you thinkin' now? That's big.

which perfume are you gonna buy? hollister wave.

You know, the way you calculate odds on the spot, the way you read people.

Well, why don't you change and we'll get a cab.

Kid, he paying you for this late night shit?

He knows Seidel's gonna bluff at it.

I thought, maybe, you know, the boys upstate brought about a few changes in you.

And the juice is still running!

if you want 'em back, you can trade me for 'em, or try to play double or nothing tomorrow.

He beat me. Straight up.

- Just because. - Forget it.

Good. Feel free to reload at any time.

but these guys are fast company.

They took every fucking nickel.

The guys want to think I'm trying to bust Nit But what I'm really doing is thinking of the Vic

Okay. Good. There's $20.

[MIKE NARRATING] In Confessions of a Winning Poker Player, Jack King said,

No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em is the Cadillac of poker.

- [CHUCKLES] - Let me tell you, it ain't worth it.

I suggest we wait another five minutes, and then choose another lead counsel.

but I gotta trim enough smokes off the black guys that I can trade and keep myself...

But by the time I was 13,

Listen, things haven't been that smooth on the home front,

I told you, man, you didn't have to give it all back to 'em.

All right, free card. Here we go.

With that pot you just dumped on that fucking V-neck sweater,

PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY

- Hey, Moogie. - Let me ask you a question.

Who are you starting tonight? I'm sorry John. I don't remember.

'Cause I got a hollow in my head

2020 taxes be like

Can I talk to you for a second, Cosmonaut?

The fuck did you lay that down?

Uh, you know what? I got my 1kg organic beef here. That's just fine by me.

I was giving you a living, Mike,

No, you're good.

They can't handle the calorie loads.

We catch everything.

Didn't I tell you...

- You won't feel a thing. - [CHUCKLES]

Hey, thanks, but I mean, that's, like, 11 bets.

Shit I didn't even play

Really? Well, I'm not much of a card player.

Hey, hey, why don't you warm up a seat for me. I'll catch up with you.

they never miss a lawyer's league game.

SYB 12U Summer Coaches

Motherfucker, slowrolling me like that. You said just Georgia But you made for Pennsylvania, Donald, you're a player

Second of all, I'm never going back there.

I know you're in here.

you should've bought those puts, mike

[TRAIN NARRATING] They're trying to goad me, trying to own me.

Hey! Easy, easy, easy, easy. God!

and Judge Kaplan missed the flush.

Kid's got Alligator blood can't get rid of him

I’m sure this will be the lead story on ESPN. The NCAA will somehow spin this as these were actually UK students dressed in Carolina gear.

Look, this is what I love about you... you think about the big picture.

It's like I think I'm sick of cocaine

impacting schoolchildren and schools in the district...

- We'll have a ball. - Not a fucking chance I'm gonna live like that.

Well, I knew there was a reason why you were lead counsel,

- No, not a chance. - I'll sit at the other table and play straight.

There's no other game in which fortunes can change so much from hand to hand.

Ryan the philipino kid To me and every other parent out there

What the fuck are you talking about?

At least give me a story. You know, I mean...

One rounder, Crispy Linetta, sat under some pretense,

You are right. Its instagram

Why do you think the same Fraters play in the Charity Poker Tournaments... Are they the best poker players in the Fraternity?

COME ON! I'VE BEEN KILLING IT IN HERE!

[NARRATING] I know before the cards are even turned over.

All right, I call.

In the poker game of life, 4 footers from above the hole are the rake.

wow. wow. a lot of nukes over there.

For someone that doesnt do the city you spend alot of time in the cbd

[NARRATING] He doesn't look like much,

We're like friends, so if nobody complains, do you have a problem?

[SIGHS] [CHUCKLES]

My Dad said.... When the money is gone its time to move on

Fuck them til they’re dead.

Da, da, da, da, yeah

Check raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off 'em.

Was that, like, your strong finish or something?

I'm in. wow. wow. a lot of action.

- Fold the hand. - Look, this is our thing that we're talking about.

You said Grama's on his own.

don't you worry, son.

He’s not gonna be pushed around

LO will stick it in you

You know what I meant. I meant that you should use your head.

Said I don't want to

First prize at the TKE Charity Poker Tournament is a Trophy. Does it have your name on it?

pay that wyna her money.

But if you're looking for high stakes,

- How'd it go? - Oh, great.

He beat me, straight up

i’m up 15, 16 points from the last time i stick it in you

and focus instead on the idea of de facto segregation.

Hey JP, After all I am paying you with your money

I'm gonna go get him.

I owe rent, alimony, child support. I play for money.

You were hiding from your troubles then. You're hiding from your troubles now.

[CHUCKLES] He asked you if that stung, Birch.

- Go ahead. - [NARRATING] I just got top two pair on the flop,

Of course, the grounds weren't all we did.

to rounders who forget the cardinal fuckin' rule...

That's the fourth time you done played that bitch of spades on my ass.

- That's two on you, Murph. - Oh, yeah. Sorry.

It’s a skill game Jo. Why do you think the same guys make It to the World Series of poker every year? Are they the luckiest people in Vegas?

Yeah. Bama and the Hogs will be a real blood game At KGB’s place

The pride of my yeshiva.

I never... I never told anybody this.

I'm not a leech, all right?

Come to Colorado to see A hellava elk!

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

Worm. I just can't believe you still know someone called Worm.

Well, are you feeling thirsty now Teddy? Cause I’m getting ready to drink some beers

I'm not gonna preach to you, but those two guys in there, they're not rabbits.

I'm paying you with your money

But three days... three days is impossible. All right?

They can't handle the weight swings.

Motherfucker, slowrolling me like that. You said just Pennsylvania But you made me for Georgia, Donald, you're a player

Otherwise, you got one day, or this'll feel like a Swedish massage.

I can't call and give him a chance to catch.

- I can stay. - Listen, I tell ya, I'Il... I'Il, um...

the worst thing that was going to happen was maybe catch a beating, get expelled.

It happens to everyone. Time to time, everyone goes bust.

Last night I felt alive for the first time since I got busted at KGB’s joint

I’m known as a grinder, but not tonight

You can't take chips from another player at the table.

You didn't have it?

if we don't keep backing trump we couldn't respect ourselves in the morning

A few times, I have to fold the case on him, just so it won't be obvious.

I don't care about the meeting. Do you even know why I left this morning?