Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lays down a monster

Said I don't wanna give it back, oh

Gangsta ass nigga plays his cards right

I've got 10,000 dollars I'm looking for a game.

I can beat the game

This last time I stick it in you.

Very aggressive

Don't let that M.S.G. fuck up your head more than it is, Mikey.

OP’s Hopes For Quitting The Day Job Down the Fucking Drain

Hey, where you been? I've been freezing my ass off.

It's true. I just think if you get in this way,

We're not gonna talk? You left me pretty quick there.

And use the right cites. Use book cites, not Lexis.

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

In honor of Donnie’s Ali-like return to the ring I’m gonna be sippin’ on some Old Grand Dad

What, did you get robbed?

2016 Chicago Cubs Hanging around

- You should be. - [CHUCKLES]

Forget her, Face. I was actually gonna try and make some real money tonight.

bye yarn meme happy face :)

It will all be over soon.

just fire up omaha sessions, just to see how it feels that's a great idea

Watch out for the medallion. My diamonds are reckless It feels like a midget hanging from my necklace

For someone not coming to Thailand, you spend a lot of time asking about Thai visas

I'd just throw it away.

Jim, you’re a good man I also think Rounders is a classic

Stop worrying so much, okay?

I can beat the game

And to be honest

Uh, not with the law. I owe.

Juice is still runnin’

He's the one guy in the game you don't want to fuck with.

English only at the table

- Mike, please. Relaxation therapist. - [CHUCKLES]

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT AN ASSHOLE HERE. A WHAT?

[MIKE NARRATING] I met Worm at Dwight Inglewood Preparatory Academy over in Jersey.

Well, are you feeling satisfied now Keyser? Because I could go on busting you up all night.

But I know I'm good enough to sit at that table.

I flopped thr nut straight

You feelin’ satisfied now, D’Antoni? ‘Cause I can keep bustin’ you up all night long.

میشه نه؟

I'm just a law student now.

Lays down a monster

It's a fucking joke anyway.

Said I don't wanna give it back, no

He's not kidding. I got nothing.

You know what, Grama? I need your fucking charity like I need your cock in my ass.

to never let that guy get a hold of you?

Clint Eastwood. The Outlaw Josey Wales, man. The MAN with No Name.

I always hoped that I would find...

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE FUCKING RAKE!

'cause all the high rollers are over there watching him.

Playin' all night, high-limit Hold' Em at the Taj.

It's a good thing Grama doesn't know you as well as I do.

- I'm going home. - Fine.

We had the starting five take a dive against Friends Academy.

You could always count on me, Mike.

Yeah, yeah, he comes in after you leave,

Well, my Uncle Les says when the money's gone, it's time to move on,

- Because I knew you wouldn't understand. - Understand what?

So, like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.

Okay, well, I got the jacks. Come on.

- That right? - Yeah.

the outstanding tough beats of his career.

And he just comes right back over the top of me,

- Really? - Yeah.

can't handle the random

Mike McD You Lost??

- So, it's just like... - Why didn't you tell me that, man?

- You didn't learn that yet? - No, we get to Steinbrenner in the third year of law school.

Da, da, da, da, yeah

What we have here is a clear case of gerrymandering,

Stacks and towers of BPY units I can’t even see over

- Good. - I'm in.

I NEED A BLOWJOB FROM CHRISTY TURLINGTON

Catching that Jack on the turn.

trying to figure out how they came up short.

You aint celebrating your birthday until you catch yourself a good hanger

It hurts, doesn’t it?? that draw four could not have helped you.

It's easy. We get the fuck outta Dodge, all right?

Feel free to reload

Give it back, no

so it helped you

selling 'em dime bags of oregano, nunchakus and firecrackers from Chinatown.

I feel fine. Me too. I feel okay

Are you telling me the Hoosiers lost again? Yeah, it was a real blood game at KGB’s place. What a shame,

- Yeah? - Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.

or fucking pipe dreams of winning the World Series on ESPN.

Bullshit. Bullshit.

- He's saying you're dealing off the bottom of the deck. - Oh, God. Come on, guys.

Teddy KGB backed me.

- Fucking happens all the time around you. - What, it doesn't happen to you?

And when I win, I win fuck off -Ruben

I got outplayed. I got outplayed that time.

The SURVIVOR POOL IS MINE THIS YEAR! Selects The Bengals Week 1

- Yeah. I'm serious. - All right.

These are decisions you make at the table.

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere... Oh, by the way, anybody.

I don't like running solo.

Jesus, you guys are such fuckin' babies. You know that?

Ah, under optimum conditions with a bankroll, maybe.

But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about side bets.

Did you book it? I'm sorry, Ron. I don't remember...

So I gotta keep three games going at once, all right?

This is why the World Series of Poker is decided over a No-Limit Hold 'Em table.

[CARDS SHUFFLING]

But if you don't have it all by then,

[CHUCKLES] The fuck you know what we all got.

I will splash the pot Whenever the fuck I please

- Check. - Check on an ace. All right. I'll check.

Every place in MANhattan, they all keep books, all right?

Hey, fuckin' Grama. How you doin'?

Pay that woman her money.

It's okay. I wasn't sleeping.

who's filling in for patrick couper? lynne clutterbuck.

That punch nearly broke Bird

I was gonna call, but I didn't want to wake you up.

PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY

Usually you have to know something about a case to give an opening statement.

- Hey, listen! He's good for it. - He's good for it, Mike?

I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

They all know me as a small-timer, but that's about to change.

Stacks and towers of BPY I can’t even see over

I don’t bet all day and the first race, chalk chalk chalk

Gin. Always gin.

They're putting a fucking bracelet on me tomorrow for four months.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I give you 2 lines.. what’s that give you.. a half hour?

That wasn't enough for you...

Come on, man, have some decency here, Worm.

Yeah, I took a risk. I took a risk.

Meet me at Stromboli's in half an hour, all right?

Flops the nut straight and has the discipline to wait him out.

My entry fee from last time I stuck it in you

Six thousand, two thousand.

- I know. - That's it. I can't go any deeper than that. You're off the tip.

[MIKE NARRATING] Amarillo Slim, the greatest proposition gambler of all time,

I came home and you were gone. You were just gonna drop me like that?

He sees all the angles, but he doesn't have the balls to play one.

I'm not gonna let anybody drop a garbage can on my head.

Some people, pros even, won't play No-Limit.

- It's like, it's like, you know... - All right.

I'll sue Anytime, anyplace, anywhere... Oh, by the way, anybody.

Gene Marinacci won't buy deferential.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

I'm back where I started, with three stacks of high society.

but there's no risk in this room.

Agree about the K factor, that being said It’s going to be a real blood game at KGB’s place tomorrow

- Yeah, but he shot the moon on that hand, didn't he? - Yeah, I saw that.

Good luck, man.

A nickel would start me very nicely.

Im impressed with his spending like I need your cock in my ass.

- He's gone. - So you brought my money?