Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And to be honest

English only at the table

Juice is still runnin’

- He's saying you're dealing off the bottom of the deck. - Oh, God. Come on, guys.

But if you don't have it all by then,

A nickel would start me very nicely.

- Really? - Yeah.

LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS

so it helped you

Stacks and towers of BPY units I can’t even see over

[GLASS SHATTERS]

It hurts, doesn’t it?? that draw four could not have helped you.

Pay that woman her money.

For someone not coming to Thailand, you spend a lot of time asking about Thai visas

Lays down a monster

[MIKE NARRATING] Amarillo Slim, the greatest proposition gambler of all time,

Mike McD You Lost??

The SURVIVOR POOL IS MINE THIS YEAR! Selects The Bengals Week 1

I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB backed me.

- I know. - That's it. I can't go any deeper than that. You're off the tip.

- Yeah? - Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.

Jim, you’re a good man I also think Rounders is a classic

- Good. - I'm in.

I give you 2 lines.. what’s that give you.. a half hour?

He's the one guy in the game you don't want to fuck with.

- Hey, listen! He's good for it. - He's good for it, Mike?

- Fucking happens all the time around you. - What, it doesn't happen to you?

Clint Eastwood. The Outlaw Josey Wales, man. The MAN with No Name.

Come on, man, have some decency here, Worm.

Six thousand, two thousand.

Playin' all night, high-limit Hold' Em at the Taj.

So, like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.

But I know I'm good enough to sit at that table.

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE FUCKING RAKE!

- Yeah, but he shot the moon on that hand, didn't he? - Yeah, I saw that.

- Because I knew you wouldn't understand. - Understand what?

I was gonna call, but I didn't want to wake you up.

It's true. I just think if you get in this way,

And use the right cites. Use book cites, not Lexis.

What we have here is a clear case of gerrymandering,

Said I don't wanna give it back, oh

I feel fine. Me too. I feel okay

In honor of Donnie’s Ali-like return to the ring I’m gonna be sippin’ on some Old Grand Dad

2016 Chicago Cubs Hanging around

bye yarn meme happy face :)

trying to figure out how they came up short.

They all know me as a small-timer, but that's about to change.

Good luck, man.

You feelin’ satisfied now, D’Antoni? ‘Cause I can keep bustin’ you up all night long.

- Yeah. I'm serious. - All right.

I came home and you were gone. You were just gonna drop me like that?

Feel free to reload

میشه نه؟

It's okay. I wasn't sleeping.

Every place in MANhattan, they all keep books, all right?

can't handle the random

My entry fee from last time I stuck it in you

[CHUCKLES] The fuck you know what we all got.

[CARDS SHUFFLING]

- That right? - Yeah.

- You should be. - [CHUCKLES]

I NEED A BLOWJOB FROM CHRISTY TURLINGTON

I'd just throw it away.

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere... Oh, by the way, anybody.

- It's like, it's like, you know... - All right.

I got outplayed. I got outplayed that time.

- Mike, please. Relaxation therapist. - [CHUCKLES]

I'm just a law student now.

I flopped thr nut straight

Agree about the K factor, that being said It’s going to be a real blood game at KGB’s place tomorrow

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT AN ASSHOLE HERE. A WHAT?

It will all be over soon.

I can beat the game

I can beat the game

Some people, pros even, won't play No-Limit.

Watch out for the medallion. My diamonds are reckless It feels like a midget hanging from my necklace

Stacks and towers of BPY I can’t even see over

OP’s Hopes For Quitting The Day Job Down the Fucking Drain

You could always count on me, Mike.

Uh, not with the law. I owe.

[MIKE NARRATING] I met Worm at Dwight Inglewood Preparatory Academy over in Jersey.

I'm not gonna let anybody drop a garbage can on my head.

Yeah, yeah, he comes in after you leave,

the outstanding tough beats of his career.

who's filling in for patrick couper? lynne clutterbuck.

You aint celebrating your birthday until you catch yourself a good hanger

Da, da, da, da, yeah

It's a good thing Grama doesn't know you as well as I do.

He sees all the angles, but he doesn't have the balls to play one.

PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY

Gangsta ass nigga plays his cards right

But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about side bets.

- So, it's just like... - Why didn't you tell me that, man?

selling 'em dime bags of oregano, nunchakus and firecrackers from Chinatown.

Catching that Jack on the turn.

Give it back, no

This is why the World Series of Poker is decided over a No-Limit Hold 'Em table.

'cause all the high rollers are over there watching him.

I'm back where I started, with three stacks of high society.

Forget her, Face. I was actually gonna try and make some real money tonight.

- He's gone. - So you brought my money?

And he just comes right back over the top of me,

Said I don't wanna give it back, no

Jesus, you guys are such fuckin' babies. You know that?

Hey, fuckin' Grama. How you doin'?

What, did you get robbed?

He's not kidding. I got nothing.

Are you telling me the Hoosiers lost again? Yeah, it was a real blood game at KGB’s place. What a shame,

- You didn't learn that yet? - No, we get to Steinbrenner in the third year of law school.

This last time I stick it in you.

Gene Marinacci won't buy deferential.

just fire up omaha sessions, just to see how it feels that's a great idea

They're putting a fucking bracelet on me tomorrow for four months.

Gin. Always gin.

I don't like running solo.

Don't let that M.S.G. fuck up your head more than it is, Mikey.

I've got 10,000 dollars I'm looking for a game.

That wasn't enough for you...

I will splash the pot Whenever the fuck I please

So I gotta keep three games going at once, all right?

And when I win, I win fuck off -Ruben

- Check. - Check on an ace. All right. I'll check.

Well, are you feeling satisfied now Keyser? Because I could go on busting you up all night.

Okay, well, I got the jacks. Come on.

Stop worrying so much, okay?

I'll sue Anytime, anyplace, anywhere... Oh, by the way, anybody.

Usually you have to know something about a case to give an opening statement.

to never let that guy get a hold of you?

You know what, Grama? I need your fucking charity like I need your cock in my ass.

I always hoped that I would find...

These are decisions you make at the table.

Ah, under optimum conditions with a bankroll, maybe.

Very aggressive

We're not gonna talk? You left me pretty quick there.

- I'm going home. - Fine.

Meet me at Stromboli's in half an hour, all right?

It's a fucking joke anyway.

We had the starting five take a dive against Friends Academy.

Im impressed with his spending like I need your cock in my ass.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, I took a risk. I took a risk.

Flops the nut straight and has the discipline to wait him out.

I don’t bet all day and the first race, chalk chalk chalk

That punch nearly broke Bird

or fucking pipe dreams of winning the World Series on ESPN.

It's easy. We get the fuck outta Dodge, all right?

but there's no risk in this room.

Hey, where you been? I've been freezing my ass off.

Bullshit. Bullshit.

Did you book it? I'm sorry, Ron. I don't remember...

Well, my Uncle Les says when the money's gone, it's time to move on,

Lays down a monster