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I am paying you with your money

Hey, you know I have no problem with the way you help yourself,

Yep. Bama at Arky is going to be a real blood game

Watch out for the medallions. My diamonds are reckless It feel like a midget is hanging from my necklace

- I mean, fuck that guy. We'll figure something out. - Yeah.

KGB after todays games

- Give it back to 'em. - I can't. I can't.

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Gas. Always Gas.

- [SIGHS] So, where were we? - Five grand.

- Hey, man, take it easy! - Get the fuck outta here!

- So you've just fucked us right in the ass. - Yeah, all the way, okay?

Shots. No sips here

- You make it sound as if it was my decision. - Well, it wasn't mine.

[MAN] Here's a thousand. There's 500.

Hey, big spender.

then you are the sucker.

I think I'm getting you outta hock, I find out I'm seven grand in.

That's the safe play.

Let's just say I'll put you at the top of the list if you're right.

Check to Martin and Lewis over there.

Look, if you can’t spot the racist in your first half hour at the table, then you are the racist.

Mr. McDermott, that is a Supreme Court free speech case...

I'm sorry Dong, I don't remember

- Fuck you and your never-ending string of boats, okay? - Hey.

Sometimes the odds are stacked so clear, there's only one way to play it.

This is it, this is it.

I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.

Hey, you know what? What am I saying? I totally understand, I do.

Fuck them til they’re dead.

I finally spotted KGB's.

- Take him down, Teddy. - Nyet! Nyet! No more!

Now, let's get started, shall we?

I never saw God there.

Johnny Chan, the master...

'Cause I can go on busting you up all night.

Guys, let’s get together for drinks soon Hell, I’ll even buy

If you get listed as a mechanic, then not only are you gonna get the shit kicked out of you,

You feelin satisfied now Manny? Cause I can keep bustin you up all night

Sure thing. After all, I'm paying you with your money

- Seven of hearts. - You boys professionals? You working?

and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are gonna stand up.

Eventually, l... I found my place,

We stick it in you

FINDING A NEW PORN SITE.

'Cause they'll chew you up, take your whole bankroll.

This is Whitley. Osborne. This guy's name is Mike.

You phones professionals? You working?

All right, all right. I'll go find a fucking bowling alley.

you're on a draw Jim. Go Away This one!

Rounders Proud You must feel proud and good

[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

Look at you. One 64 hour session and you need a nap

Kid's got Psyduck blood.

Well there ought to be one

Yes, it is, and again, I'm sorry, ah, that I'm late.

See me in, like, two weeks. I'll put you back on the payroll.

This fucker went around and bought up all my debt. Grama.

Juice is Running!!!

- I ran into Grama tonight. - Yeah?

I always told her she'd be a good card player.

Abe, I thought you liked the kid. Why do you want to make him a civil servant?

Get the fuck outta here.

that I should use my poker skills in the courtroom.

Guys, what... what can I say?

Someone saying something meaningful would please us a great deal.

AND IN MY RAILROAD, I WILL CANCEL RATES WHENEVER I PLEASE

I'm so sorry I'm late.

Check check check

I got a full house.

'Course you could let it ride, Mike.

- Can you lose your rent playing Wiffle Ball? - No, I couldn't lose.

So, uh, if you can help me at all...

Let’s rip some packs

He Says The Juice Has Been Running The Entire Time On My Ten.

And you know what? It wasn't a bad beat.

I'm not talking to that fucking Judas.

Hey, that guy hasn't had to work in 15 years, Worm.

KissMyAss KissMyAss

In a heads-up match,

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE RAKE!

How Baby D felt

Come on. Get outta here.

Hey, Worm. It's good you came. That's real smart thinking.

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE FUCKING RAKE.

what they're about to walk into.

Wait, wait, wait. Did she split on you?

Uh, ace checks.

But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about dog pics.

Canada It’ll all be over soon

Um, this is Les Murphy. He's like my brother.

SOME Phillips, PRIMO EVEN, WON'T PLAY TKE POKER TOURNAMENTS... THEy CAN'T HANDLE THE SWINGS

I didn't know him, I might not have noticed.

In fact, on the weekends you can't get a game in the city,

Played tight for an hour. I folded mostly, and then I made a score.

I hope my story didn't discourage you.

Don't need to waych I already know

Respect is all you'll have left in the morning

Don't worry. A few more semesters...

You may want to leave a little Something for Lisa’s birthday.

You watch the cards.

MAN, I lost my case money. I lost my tuition.

i’m up 15, 16 points since last time i stick it in you

[MIKE] Hey, Grama.

I don't blame you. Put a guy like me in a game like that, the cards don't even matter.

Mr son of a beetch

They hauled him up before the school board, offered him a deal.

Bahn Mi!? Bahn You!!!!

Damn u kwanie The nightmare continues

We're not dealing with Grama.

Oh, no, no, no, no. l... I wasn't inside.

Hey, look, I can get started on this easy if it's you and me working together.

You lost everything, but at least you never lied.

OKAY, OKAY. LET'S LET THE SCREENSHOTS DO THE TALKING.

showing you the playbook I put together off my own beats.

- You look like hell. - Ah, well, you should've seen me yesterday.

They call me the Worlds Fastest Samoan

There's like two whole economies in there... there's cash and there's trade.

- You just don't have the stake. - Exactly. Glad you understand.

It's a position raise. I call it.

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

And in my club. I smash the uncle whenever the fuck I please

- You won't just get a finger up your spine. - Okay, I hear ya.

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Fuck, I cannot believe I caught a hanger.

They all have money, and in my playing days...

Speaking of which, are you even gonna get a job?

We were gonna take a break anyway.

Lot of action, Frank. Lot. Of. Action.

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- Another glass, darling. - Sure.

My father never spoke to me again.

Here's how it is. 25 grand, and the juice is still runnin'.

Come on. Come on.

As always-I say this with all due respect

I mean, the key is a seamless passing of the baton among the team.

You just told me you felt alive for the first time at a fucking card table.

I tell you to play within your means, you risk your whole bankroll.

Grinding it out on his fuckin' leather ass? No, thank you.

Enjoy it, you secret handshaking ass-holes

Duke’s got alligator blood. Can’t get rid of them

- Uh, two weeks. - Two weeks? Okay. Okay.

CAUGHT AN ASSHOLE, BOSS. WHAT? AN ASSHOLE?

Uh, you know what? I got my one rack here. That's just fine by me.

All right, I'm gonna call you, or else I won't respect myself tomorrow morning.

Does it have my name on it? I don't know.

- Mike? How are ya? Les Murphy. - This is Vitter.

What kind of job is that gonna be, Mike?

Another 10k down the fucking drain

Not as bad as KGB, but you don't want to be fuckin' with those guys.

No, I've been standing out here all this time just to say hi.

Big Teddy bets the pot

If you need a lawyer.

Dirk lance can't stay and he doesn't know it.

You're making a run at it, aren't you?

- You got some things for me? - Yes, I do.