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Sometimes the odds are stacked so clear, there's only one way to play it.

Fuck, I cannot believe I caught a hanger.

This fucker went around and bought up all my debt. Grama.

Bahn Mi!? Bahn You!!!!

Look at you. One 64 hour session and you need a nap

- You make it sound as if it was my decision. - Well, it wasn't mine.

They hauled him up before the school board, offered him a deal.

OKAY, OKAY. LET'S LET THE SCREENSHOTS DO THE TALKING.

- Can you lose your rent playing Wiffle Ball? - No, I couldn't lose.

Someone saying something meaningful would please us a great deal.

that I should use my poker skills in the courtroom.

We were gonna take a break anyway.

If you need a lawyer.

You feelin satisfied now Manny? Cause I can keep bustin you up all night

It's a position raise. I call it.

Oh, no, no, no, no. l... I wasn't inside.

AND IN MY RAILROAD, I WILL CANCEL RATES WHENEVER I PLEASE

- Another glass, darling. - Sure.

I don't blame you. Put a guy like me in a game like that, the cards don't even matter.

I'm sorry Dong, I don't remember

'Course you could let it ride, Mike.

Check check check

Now, let's get started, shall we?

Rounders Proud You must feel proud and good

Hey, you know what? What am I saying? I totally understand, I do.

[MIKE] Hey, Grama.

Yep. Bama at Arky is going to be a real blood game

See me in, like, two weeks. I'll put you back on the payroll.

Let's just say I'll put you at the top of the list if you're right.

I got a full house.

Juice is Running!!!

Hey, big spender.

There's like two whole economies in there... there's cash and there's trade.

'Cause I can go on busting you up all night.

- Give it back to 'em. - I can't. I can't.

I didn't know him, I might not have noticed.

That's the safe play.

I am paying you with your money

Another 10k down the fucking drain

i’m up 15, 16 points since last time i stick it in you

FINDING A NEW PORN SITE.

you're on a draw Jim. Go Away This one!

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE RAKE!

This is Whitley. Osborne. This guy's name is Mike.

- Fuck you and your never-ending string of boats, okay? - Hey.

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

And in my club. I smash the uncle whenever the fuck I please

We stick it in you

what they're about to walk into.

Does it have my name on it? I don't know.

'Cause they'll chew you up, take your whole bankroll.

Gas. Always Gas.

Um, this is Les Murphy. He's like my brother.

- So you've just fucked us right in the ass. - Yeah, all the way, okay?

IN THE OPTIONS GAME OF LIFE, IV IS THE FUCKING RAKE.

Fuck them til they’re dead.

- Take him down, Teddy. - Nyet! Nyet! No more!

Duke’s got alligator blood. Can’t get rid of them

Well there ought to be one

Johnny Chan, the master...

Here's how it is. 25 grand, and the juice is still runnin'.

I mean, the key is a seamless passing of the baton among the team.

Uh, ace checks.

- [SIGHS] So, where were we? - Five grand.

All right, I'm gonna call you, or else I won't respect myself tomorrow morning.

I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.

Look, if you can’t spot the racist in your first half hour at the table, then you are the racist.

You lost everything, but at least you never lied.

Wait, wait, wait. Did she split on you?

Grinding it out on his fuckin' leather ass? No, thank you.

Sure thing. After all, I'm paying you with your money

Played tight for an hour. I folded mostly, and then I made a score.

Come on. Come on.

Let’s rip some packs

Mr. McDermott, that is a Supreme Court free speech case...

- Hey, man, take it easy! - Get the fuck outta here!

Eventually, l... I found my place,

I finally spotted KGB's.

Guys, let’s get together for drinks soon Hell, I’ll even buy

They all have money, and in my playing days...

Big Teddy bets the pot

I always told her she'd be a good card player.

Check to Martin and Lewis over there.

Hey, you know I have no problem with the way you help yourself,

How Baby D felt

SOME Phillips, PRIMO EVEN, WON'T PLAY TKE POKER TOURNAMENTS... THEy CAN'T HANDLE THE SWINGS

Hey, that guy hasn't had to work in 15 years, Worm.

Don't worry. A few more semesters...

Yes, it is, and again, I'm sorry, ah, that I'm late.

And you know what? It wasn't a bad beat.

- I ran into Grama tonight. - Yeah?

You may want to leave a little Something for Lisa’s birthday.

- Uh, two weeks. - Two weeks? Okay. Okay.

You phones professionals? You working?

- You look like hell. - Ah, well, you should've seen me yesterday.

As always-I say this with all due respect

You watch the cards.

KissMyAss KissMyAss

I'm so sorry I'm late.

What kind of job is that gonna be, Mike?

Respect is all you'll have left in the morning

In a heads-up match,

showing you the playbook I put together off my own beats.

- I mean, fuck that guy. We'll figure something out. - Yeah.

I'm not talking to that fucking Judas.

Dirk lance can't stay and he doesn't know it.

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You just told me you felt alive for the first time at a fucking card table.

KGB after todays games

I never saw God there.

Abe, I thought you liked the kid. Why do you want to make him a civil servant?

I think I'm getting you outta hock, I find out I'm seven grand in.

- You just don't have the stake. - Exactly. Glad you understand.

Guys, what... what can I say?

Hey, look, I can get started on this easy if it's you and me working together.

Speaking of which, are you even gonna get a job?

Come on. Get outta here.

My father never spoke to me again.

- You got some things for me? - Yes, I do.

So, uh, if you can help me at all...

We're not dealing with Grama.

[MAN] Here's a thousand. There's 500.

Don't need to waych I already know

and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are gonna stand up.

Uh, you know what? I got my one rack here. That's just fine by me.

All right, all right. I'll go find a fucking bowling alley.

Kid's got Psyduck blood.

They call me the Worlds Fastest Samoan

- Seven of hearts. - You boys professionals? You working?

Lot of action, Frank. Lot. Of. Action.

I hope my story didn't discourage you.

MAN, I lost my case money. I lost my tuition.

Damn u kwanie The nightmare continues

[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

Mr son of a beetch

then you are the sucker.

Watch out for the medallions. My diamonds are reckless It feel like a midget is hanging from my necklace

Onlyfans cannot find investors

Canada It’ll all be over soon

- Mike? How are ya? Les Murphy. - This is Vitter.

Not as bad as KGB, but you don't want to be fuckin' with those guys.

But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about dog pics.

Get the fuck outta here.

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In fact, on the weekends you can't get a game in the city,

This is it, this is it.

You're making a run at it, aren't you?

If you get listed as a mechanic, then not only are you gonna get the shit kicked out of you,

Shots. No sips here

No, I've been standing out here all this time just to say hi.

I tell you to play within your means, you risk your whole bankroll.

He Says The Juice Has Been Running The Entire Time On My Ten.

Enjoy it, you secret handshaking ass-holes

CAUGHT AN ASSHOLE, BOSS. WHAT? AN ASSHOLE?

Hey, Worm. It's good you came. That's real smart thinking.

- You won't just get a finger up your spine. - Okay, I hear ya.